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Finally, Duolingo is teaching me some practical phrases.

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Today was kind of a shitty birthday.
Tried taking my driver's test, but I couldn't even start it because it turns out my car isn't even registered, and no one pointed that out for the past 11 months I own this car, and it was never noticed in the last test.
I spent most of my money left paying the registration fee + the driver's test that I didn't get refunded, so that's 2 months and a weekend down the drain.
at least I found some shitty DVDs at the thrift store and my coworkers texted me happy birthday, so I think that makes things even.
 
After watching videos of tons of Leftist anti-Trump people acting like tards I think I've gone from kind of supporting Trump to fully supporting him.
 
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A portugese guy keps commenting on the videos I uploaded to my yt (toku episodes) calling character a tranny faggot. It's kinda refreshing to know that Portugal also has people with no life.
 
Tonight at the bar I witnessed a hilarious SJW smackdown Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother and the daughter of that dangerhair from that Kitchen Nightmares episode. The two enter and after ordering two really weak drinks go over to a corner and hold a loud conversation about how they're going to be firm in telling their fathers and Adam Savage's younger brother's mother to leave the house during thanksgiving because "They have Nazi views and watch fuck news" During this time the dangerhair keeps repeatedly insulting the guy bringing up his small penis, his failure in the bedroom and the fact he watched American Pie despite her banning him from watching "movies with Bu-who-bies" (Don't worry she threw out his Mario figurines as punishment).
Finally after ten minutes of this the barmaid goes over and tells them to quiet down or get out. This results in the dangerhair telling the barmaid to "get her big bu-who-bies out of my face." The barmaid responds by telling the dangerhair that the dangerhair's jealous that the barmaid can fill out a bra. This results in the younger brother chiming in saying "I bet your bra isn't as big as dangerhairs"

"Oh it is," says the barmaid "My bra is this size."
Without missing a beat the barmaid reaches under the bar and pulls out two MAGA Hats she'd brought for herself and the owner of the bar, The dangerhair let's out this harpy-demon shriek while Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother starts sputtering and stuttering being so mad he can't even form words. The owner (who was dealing with planning for an upcoming football game) comes over and kicks them both out for being disruptive and I pay the tab because I really enjoyed the show.
 
Tonight at the bar I witnessed a hilarious SJW smackdown Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother and the daughter of that dangerhair from that Kitchen Nightmares episode. The two enter and after ordering two really weak drinks go over to a corner and hold a loud conversation about how they're going to be firm in telling their fathers and Adam Savage's younger brother's mother to leave the house during thanksgiving because "They have Nazi views and watch fuck news" During this time the dangerhair keeps repeatedly insulting the guy bringing up his small penis, his failure in the bedroom and the fact he watched American Pie despite her banning him from watching "movies with Bu-who-bies" (Don't worry she threw out his Mario figurines as punishment).
Finally after ten minutes of this the barmaid goes over and tells them to quiet down or get out. This results in the dangerhair telling the barmaid to "get her big bu-who-bies out of my face." The barmaid responds by telling the dangerhair that the dangerhair's jealous that the barmaid can fill out a bra. This results in the younger brother chiming in saying "I bet your bra isn't as big as dangerhairs"

"Oh it is," says the barmaid "My bra is this size."
Without missing a beat the barmaid reaches under the bar and pulls out two MAGA Hats she'd brought for herself and the owner of the bar, The dangerhair let's out this harpy-demon shriek while Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother starts sputtering and stuttering being so mad he can't even form words. The owner (who was dealing with planning for an upcoming football game) comes over and kicks them both out for being disruptive and I pay the tab because I really enjoyed the show.
Good night it appears!
 
Tonight at the bar I witnessed a hilarious SJW smackdown Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother and the daughter of that dangerhair from that Kitchen Nightmares episode. The two enter and after ordering two really weak drinks go over to a corner and hold a loud conversation about how they're going to be firm in telling their fathers and Adam Savage's younger brother's mother to leave the house during thanksgiving because "They have Nazi views and watch fuck news" During this time the dangerhair keeps repeatedly insulting the guy bringing up his small penis, his failure in the bedroom and the fact he watched American Pie despite her banning him from watching "movies with Bu-who-bies" (Don't worry she threw out his Mario figurines as punishment).
Finally after ten minutes of this the barmaid goes over and tells them to quiet down or get out. This results in the dangerhair telling the barmaid to "get her big bu-who-bies out of my face." The barmaid responds by telling the dangerhair that the dangerhair's jealous that the barmaid can fill out a bra. This results in the younger brother chiming in saying "I bet your bra isn't as big as dangerhairs"

"Oh it is," says the barmaid "My bra is this size."
Without missing a beat the barmaid reaches under the bar and pulls out two MAGA Hats she'd brought for herself and the owner of the bar, The dangerhair let's out this harpy-demon shriek while Adam Savage's down syndrome younger brother starts sputtering and stuttering being so mad he can't even form words. The owner (who was dealing with planning for an upcoming football game) comes over and kicks them both out for being disruptive and I pay the tab because I really enjoyed the show.

And that bartender? James Woods.
 
People always complain about waiting in lines at the polling station, I had none of that at all when I went at a random time today, it was a quick walk up to the main desk and said my name, got the card to one of their touch screen deals, did my thing and walked out.
 
I saw a communist meeting poster in my uni and could only think of this
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Update: Their poster basically said "communism is the ultimate good and all of the world's problems (including corrupt communists like Kim Jong Il and Zedong) were caused by capitalists". Just screams "pampered white kids who never dealt with real hardships".
These niggas wouldn't last an hour in Mao-era China or the USSR
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