The General Thread

[Cavalier Cipolla]

It does burn my eyes, but god damn it, it's worth it!
In other news, meet my new friend, Pavle the scammer from Cyprus! For my fellow EU members for whom it would be less expensive to call these scammers, here's the contact. I even recorded the entire encounter's audio, but it being my first scam call ever, I didn't get to prepare myself properly and had to rush to set my audio gear up. If you want, I can share the audio as well.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I just bought a whole case of ready to eat Vindaloo, I hope my new neighbors enjoy my farts

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I just bought a whole case of ready to eat Vindaloo, I hope my new neighbors enjoy my farts

Nice, enjoy your newfound powers to make any grill open vageener and stop the redemption of gift cards

 

[LateralusJambi]

I wonder, did anyone got that trophy for marrying another farmer?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That Faze clan Batman thing looks gayer than Darksydephil grinding his tiny weiner against his IPod touch screen whenever he gets a Hogan pudshard after a $110 pull while Ryan Seacrest oils himself up in the Paul Lynde museum of closeted homosexuality

 

[TheRetardKing]

In Texas, do they execute the retarded?

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

In Texas, do they execute the retarded?

Hopefully

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My 7-11 is almost out of those Monaco little mixed drink things so I’m having beer instead

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Recently the icon for NoScript add-on changed from being angry and fanged to looking pathetic and sad. Now I feel like it'll allow scripts to run if they call it a mean name instead of ripping their throats out. It's weird how much that slight change catches in my peripheral vision every time it appears since I just got used to it being a staple of my internet experience for many years.

 

[Dan Abrams]

My 7-11 is almost out of those Monaco little mixed drink things so I’m having beer instead

How about I just beat the shit out of you instead?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

How about I just beat the shit out of you instead?

That sounds like foreplay to me, buy me dinner first. I like Fazoli’s or Rax, maybe a Kmart diner

 

[Dan Abrams]

That sounds like foreplay to me, buy me dinner first. I like Fazoli’s or Rax, maybe a Kmart diner

(I equip my Brass Knuckles)

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

It’s so endearing when dumb people just start shouting the minute they wake up, as if their neighbors aren’t still sleeping and don’t want to hear them bark and blast shitty rap out of their phone

 

[AnOminous]

In Texas, do they execute the retarded?

They can't. At least not at a certain level. Incidentally, Texas based its own criteria for "too retarded to execute" on Lennie from Of Mice and Men. No, really.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Are more attractive girls generally grossed out by fetishes than uglier ones? Not for me for uhh a friend.

 

[Onillius]

I got this in my mailbox today the qr Code links to the stiched together png of pdf's

just thought i'd share in a laugh it's gold

edit changed the png to a jpeg

 

[Rick Flairening]

They can't. At least not at a certain level. Incidentally, Texas based its own criteria for "too retarded to execute" on Lennie from Of Mice and Men. No, really.

can fucking confirm. But, I'm kinda a tard, so maybe it's just me not understanding big thinks. God I miss the Gulf though.. And Old Crow... Mmmmm, paint stripper.

 

[Jewthulhu]

I got this in my mailbox today the qr Code links to the stiched together png of pdf's

just thought i'd share in a laugh it's gold

edit changed the png to a jpeg

Ahh, some good old fashioned schizophrenia.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Are more attractive girls generally grossed out by fetishes than uglier ones? Not for me for uhh a friend.

Did you show them your Pokimane fupa folder?

 

[thegooddoctor]

Did you show them your Pokimane fupa folder?

Imao no, it’s a friend and he’s well ahem a flatulence enthusiast.