The General Thread

[sparklemilhouse]

Good for you to report it. Some people think family baths are still at thing but they aren't!

And like...your son has salmonella and a fever and you're taking pictures?!?!

 

[Rou]

A bit related to the conversation but once every few episodes or so, in America's Funniest Home Videos, they show a video of a kid taking a dump. Like, what the fuck. Some parent thought it was a good idea to send it to a nationwide television show. If that wasn't ridiculous enough, that television show thought it was a good idea to put it on prime time TV.

OH, AND I ALMOST FORGOT. That parent thought it was a good idea to film their kid taking a shit in the first place. Seriously, what the fuck.

 

[Trilby]

A bit related to the conversation but once every few episodes or so, in America's Funniest Home Videos, they show a video of a kid taking a dump. Like, what the fuck. Some parent thought it was a good idea to send it to a nationwide television show. If that wasn't ridiculous enough, that television show thought it was a good idea to put it on prime time TV.

OH, AND I ALMOST FORGOT. That parent thought it was a good idea to film their kid taking a shit in the first place. Seriously, what the fuck.

This is why I haven't watched TV regularly for at least 15 years now.

 

[Rou]

This is why I haven't watched TV regularly for at least 15 years now.

I watch it on Netflix. I enjoy the show nonetheless, just needs less toddler boogers and that.

 

[Trilby]

I watch it on Netflix. I enjoy the show nonetheless, just needs less toddler boogers and that.

I had enough of that during the Saget era.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

How to basic is easiest the dumbest YouTube channel I've ever seen.

 

[homewrecker]

One time while I was giving this guy a handjob I got close to his ear and whispered "are you feeling it now mr Krab's?" And he literally threw me off him and was like "Fuck youuuu"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So today is Friday the 13th.

 

[Abethedemon]

I have my last final today!

 

[MongyPleb]

Just finished my thesis paper and now all wanna do is bring up entanglement and tunneling and shit like some kinda show-offy dumbass so that people will thnk I'm smart.
Im the kinda dumb as hell guy who read too many books and now i've got shit coming out my butt and I wanna talk about quantum physcs and stuff

ya feel?

 

[Saney]

Whatever happened to Saney? I always enjoyed his posts.

I think he died.

 

[MongyPleb]

I think he died.

RIP in peace, you beautiful bastard.

 

[Trilby]

So today is Friday the 13th.

Interestingly I picked up 4 four leaf clovers yesterday, I should be prepared!

 

[drtoboggan]

I had a really weird dream last night.

 

[cypocryphy]

Anyone else being overrun by caterpillars?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I think roasted chicken and potatoes are my new poor person meal staple. I can get a 5 pound chicken for about $7 and potatoes for $5 a bag and get like four meals from it. And I mean, look how beautiful this is. Fuck ramen and hot dogs.

 

[KingGeedorah]

 

[Spelling Bee]

It's my birthday today! I'm turning 20 and I'll probably drink myself into a coma later now that I'm no longer technically a teenager.
It made me realize how long I've been with you guys. I joined way back in the old Yuku days in late '11, so that's five whole fucking years of following the antics of some internet autist.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I am shitposting from a bloomberg terminal right now

 

[MongyPleb]

I am an retard