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- Jun 17, 2022
Guessing this is the best place to post this.
Something stupid happened to me IRL and I wanted to tell everyone about it because it was the funniest thing to happen in my life in a long time.
So the other night I’m chillin at a goth club. Friend is coked out for the first time and doesn’t know how to shut her mouth yet. It was entertaining for me until she asked what I was looking at. “The cute goth chick behind you” I said
She looks behind herself and says “which one” I give her an “are you serious?” Look. Because the only two people on the bench behind her are a cute goth chick, and a fuckin tranny.
Before I can do anything she says “don’t worry, I’ll help out” Proceeds to go over to the TRANNY and told it I thought the thing was cute. My Gakked out Friend very visibly comes back over to me. And reports. “She thinks you’re hot too.”
I’m like “are you fucking kidding me?” She acts confused and like. Wwaaaaiittt you mean the other one? She proceeds to go back over and correct the misinformation to the goth girly and the ghoul.
(Keep in mind, both parties see her just walk back and forth between me and them. We’re like 15 ft away)
She reports back to me (who is now a very unwilling participant in this wingman operation) “Ok I solved it.I said you weren’t interested because you just found out she was assigned male at birth”
“What?! How could anyone possibly NOT know that?”
“Listen! now the small one said you were hot. But the MTF said you were gorgeous. So…my money should say flirt with the trans woman”
“GIRL WTF”
Something stupid happened to me IRL and I wanted to tell everyone about it because it was the funniest thing to happen in my life in a long time.
So the other night I’m chillin at a goth club. Friend is coked out for the first time and doesn’t know how to shut her mouth yet. It was entertaining for me until she asked what I was looking at. “The cute goth chick behind you” I said
She looks behind herself and says “which one” I give her an “are you serious?” Look. Because the only two people on the bench behind her are a cute goth chick, and a fuckin tranny.
Before I can do anything she says “don’t worry, I’ll help out” Proceeds to go over to the TRANNY and told it I thought the thing was cute. My Gakked out Friend very visibly comes back over to me. And reports. “She thinks you’re hot too.”
I’m like “are you fucking kidding me?” She acts confused and like. Wwaaaaiittt you mean the other one? She proceeds to go back over and correct the misinformation to the goth girly and the ghoul.
(Keep in mind, both parties see her just walk back and forth between me and them. We’re like 15 ft away)
She reports back to me (who is now a very unwilling participant in this wingman operation) “Ok I solved it.I said you weren’t interested because you just found out she was assigned male at birth”
“What?! How could anyone possibly NOT know that?”
“Listen! now the small one said you were hot. But the MTF said you were gorgeous. So…my money should say flirt with the trans woman”
“GIRL WTF”
