Is there anything worse on this planet than people with body odor?
There is a Pajeet on my floor in my dorm who has the foulest, most heinous, nauseating stink that has ever cursed human kind. It's not even traditional Pajeet stink either. It's like a combination of curry and someone who ran 20 marathons in a row in August in Phoenix, in the same clothes, without changing out of them or bathing in between. And then for good measure, they had an orgy with a pack of angry skunks.
It is no exaggeration when I say that you can smell him from down the hall when his door is closed. I'm posting this from a toilet in the communal bathroom. He was in here, and all I can smell is his stink. It completely drowns out the normal disgusting smell of a small, hot bathroom with three toilets and four showers that 20 dudes share.
I'm not shitting you when I say that his presence has now permeated the membranes of my nose, and that the smell will be with me for at least 24 hours now. You can't hide from it.
This should be against the law. Cops should hand out tickets. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous.