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It was a Saturday night at the Edge.

There I was sitting in the crowded bar, as per usual every Saturday, and I think I see someone who might be a celebrity. Over on the small islands, a lot of celebrities visit. Heck, I had Miley Cyrus's family and Al Pacino and Carrot Top eat at my restaurant once. Anyway, I asked my friend who was sitting next to me if that guy looked like a celebrity. This certain celebrity wasn't too familiar to the mainstream masses, but still, I thought he resembled the guy.

So I stand up in a drunken stupor, and walk up to the guy.

"Hey, hey. Hows it going?" said I, which is my usual greeting.
"Fine." the guy said.
"Yeah, hey dude, dude, I just wanted to ask a small question…" said I, and then I continued in more of a secretive tone… "Are you Bruce Vilanch?"
"No." said the guy.
"Oh, are you anyone famous at all?"
"Nope, my name is Steve." said the guy.

Then like ten minutes ago, our eyes peered, and he laughed his head off, and it was at that moment…

He realized, he met me. One of the craziest thinkers on the planet.
 
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If only winter existed where I live. I have to keep going into the sub-zero deep freeze for relief from this 100 degree weather.

It actually has snowed here once in recent times. Apparently in 1978, it snowed on Freeport's island.
 
Oh please, please tell me that Battlefield 3 doesn't launch from a website. PLEASE.

EDIT: I just completely lost all faith in EA as a company. That's saying a lot, considering I had almost no faith in them before.
 
aww yes im probably gonna be getting a present from my mom

(basically the card she had sent me for my birthday got lost in the mail so i never got it and she got some amazon.com credit and asked for my wishlist a couple days ago)

i dont expect to get everything on the list, but still.
 
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Mom: And then on Friday, after we have lunch in Williamsburg, we're driving to Charlottesville [my mom enunciated the city name as if it were one I had never heard of before] to go on a tour at UVA, and-
Me: I'm not going on that tour, right?
Mom: Correct.
Me: Th-there are some places in the Charlottesville area I want to go to so... c-can I have the car while you're on the tour?
Mom: .........Have you been to Charlottesville before?
Me: N-no, but... there are some places there I want to go to.
Mom: What kind of places?
Me: J-just... internet folklore stuff in the area.
Mom: Really?? Well, okay then.

Too bad the Game Place isn't around anymore, I had always wanted to go buy some pogeyman cards there, but oh well.
 
My sister's been watching and talking about nothing but anime for three days. Hell, she's already putting together a cosplay of Misa from Death Note.

Should I kill her before or after she goes full weeb mode?
 
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I got my Keurig today. I'm really excited to try it out. It's a K45 model in rhubarb:

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I just have to study and read the instructions carefully, otherwise... well... you guys know what will happen...
 
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Fialovy said:
I got my Keurig today. I'm really excited to try it out. It's a K45 model in rhubarb:

I just have to study and read the instructions carefully, otherwise... well... you guys know what will happen...
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Check to see if it works in the bathroom
 
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