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Downstairs tard has now moved in four extra gross homeless people. Guess who's getting the swat team to bust up his crack party?
Next time I see his tard wrangler I'm greeting them with a baseball bat.
 
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Two mice got into my apartment and they're having a really good time. One is trying to rape the other and angry squeaks ensue

They climbed up the thing that opens the blinds I guess in an effort to get onto the kitchen table. All I had was oven cleaner nearby and I blasted them with it and got the mouse equivalent of "fuck you, asshole!"
It's been more than a day since I did that and they're still fucking around.
 
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Sundae said:
This video is a good pick-me-up after a rough day:
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He was so close.

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Downstairs tard sparking up his ditch weed went right into my bipap so I guess the nap is over.

He cheerfully said hello out the window earlier not even knowing my homicidal thoughts about him.

It's gonna be a few hours of this so I guess I'm gonna fill up my mudjug to the brim stress chewing southern blend.

Edit: at least 20 door slams and half of them are from this homeless tenspeed riding faggot that visits him. You remember "Richie" from "Static Shock"? Pretty much the irl version of him.
 
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Just came back from a walk, downstairs tard was running around looking for butts to smoke and digging in trashcans hard, I mean, reaching deep down like a chaturbate whore fists herself. He was still at it and the tenspeed faggot was in the foyer and I had never spoken to it before and I realized it, too is so tarded it doesn't understand what's going on in the world.
I have a brass knuckle kind of thing with a spring activated shiv and I "accidentally" popped it while talking to him. Got a little reaction out of it.

I hope both these fuckers run out of food and weed soon.
 
Downstairs tard's caseworker is here and I think they've dumped about three 64 oz bottles of Fabuloso on the floor judging from the smell of it. I am gagging in here.
 
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