The General Thread

[Quantum Diabetes]

They're closing steak and shakes so now we can't argue about which one is the "good one" anymore

 

[Spamy the Bot]

I love weird videos like this:

Once I can improve my financial situation, I plan on upgrading to a more powerful computer, and I plan on making weird animations like this one day.

I like how the Wii is like "Wii U, more like sucks to be you." Also making weird vids is fun, good luck with your finances.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I heard one of the tards from another buildings downstairs in the hallway. Clearly they're combining their tardy powers to make one mega tard that will shit, smoke crack and talk about 80s wrestling to everyone's discomfort.


I hope all these people flexing their mod powers on neighborhood groups and places where they use their real names and act like elitist dickheads realize the bad karma they're building up. I hold grudges a long motherfucking time.

 

[Sundae]

It's been awhile since I last posted a cat rescue vid:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think I said that I hoped to have a more positive outlook because I may have been excessively negative or something.

Then coronapanic happened and threw a wrench in that.

Maybe it's time to try that again?

 

[Spamy the Bot]

Should I play Spyro or Crash on the PS1? I can't really decide.

I think I said that I hoped to have a more positive outlook because I may have been excessively negative or something.

Then coronapanic happened and threw a wrench in that.

Maybe it's time to try that again?

It's never too late trying to be more positive. Go for it!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I showed my doctor recordings of myself playing shitty kinect games to prove I'm still working out. It's a good thing she's hot or the laughter would hurt more.

 

[Sundae]

When penguins get to go on a hike:

 

[Spamy the Bot]

I showed my doctor recordings of myself playing shitty kinect games to prove I'm still working out. It's a good thing she's hot or the laughter would hurt more.

Playing Kinect games? Be careful, don't get sent to the crazy house.

When penguins get to go on a hike:

They are cute as fuck.
Ah yes, the forest penguin, a magnificent creature indeed.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Playing Kinect games? Be careful, don't get sent to the crazy house.


They are cute as fuck.
Ah yes, the forest penguin, a magnificent creature indeed.

It's mostly dance Central, still really faggy but whatever.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

It's mostly dance Central, still really faggy but whatever.

At least somebody is having fun with the Kinect! In all honesty I wish the concept would have been developed further and used properly. Without the creepy online peeking aspect.

 

[ForgedBlades]

There was a mallard in my backyard today. There is no water within like ten miles.

 

[Army Burger]

There was a mallard in my backyard today. There is no water within like ten miles.

There's been a very loud owl hooting outside my window on and off for the past few hours.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Downstairs tard has mostly behaved for three whole days.

The new maintenance guy has to call in professional carpet cleaners to get rid of three weeks of his cleaning fluid dumps. Plus for some reason the handrails were all sticky. Gross.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

They found my car and the junkie that had it for 4 weeks made a total mess of the inside. Picking it up after a $400 detail today and I might even be able to sit on the drivers seat without putting trash bags over it first.
At least I got to throw out the mother fucker's tent, clothes, and food that he had left in my car. Fuck you, don't steal my fucking car.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

They found my car and the junkie that had it for 4 weeks made a total mess of the inside. Picking it up after a $400 detail today and I might even be able to sit on the drivers seat without putting trash bags over it first.
At least I got to throw out the mother fucker's tent, clothes, and food that he had left in my car. Fuck you, don't steal my fucking car.

Holy crap. At least it didn't get totalled or something.

 

[Dysnomia]

In the 80s for two days and already I have a rash on my legs, bug bites on my arms and sunburn on the back of my neck. And I thought I was being careful too. I hate summer.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Holy crap. At least it didn't get totalled or something.

Nah. He was high enough that he freaked out about something and added about 6 quarts of oil to my engine and it wouldn't start as a result. So that was kind of nice. That, and he threw my tire balance off hitting a curb or sommat. Better than expected.

In the 80s for two days and already I have a rash on my legs, bug bites on my arms and sunburn on the back of my neck. And I thought I was being careful too. I hate summer.

Greatest trick I ever learned is to put a quick-dry clear top coat nail polish on bug bites as soon as you notice them. They stop itching really fast and go away in a day or two. Plus you get to pick the nail polish off your skin after a day or two, which is all the fun of picking a scab minus the skin damage and ick factor.

 

[Trombonista]

A construction crew keeps parking right below my window, leaving the truck idling and crew spraying wd-40 and stinking up the place.

I managed to land two used wads of levi garrett on the windshield and one on the roof of the bobcat on the flatbed. Practice pays off.

Is there a dip flinging competition I can win 4th place in?

It's Saturday, so that means the neighborhood beaners will be drag racing all day on my street. I was whipping D batteries out the window at them last night and one car hit one with no ill effects, I need to improve my aim.

Who are you trying to impress with these bullshit stories?

 

[Army Burger]

Who are you trying to impress with these bullshit stories?

who knows