The Godzilla Thread - Plus other giant monsters, no matter how popular or obscure

Holy shit I'm so fucking salty there isn't a Minus One showing anywhere even remotely near me, not even a camrip anywhere to be found despite the international release.
Unfortunately, I think Toho loaned their other recognizable monsters for only one appearance in the MonsterVerse (which is why you saw Rodan, Mothra, and King Ghidorah in KOTM and MechaGodzilla in GvK). You probably will only see new incarnations of them if they are featured in a Toho production
There's some test screening leaks going around and apparently Mothra is in GxK, the leaks also mentioned Godzilla's purple spines and that was confirmed in the trailer so I'm inclined to believe it
 
Minus One was awesome, really hoping for direct sequels with other classic kaiju. a little too GMK derivative imo but great nonetheless. Shin might be a better film but this was more what I wanted and it's a close battle either way I won't know until I've seen this 2/3 more times. surprised how great it looked for the most part, and that I actually gave a shit about the story and characters. Also super surprised I'm in bumfuck MO and my theater was packed although a quarter of the audience was shocked when it was subtitled they shut up quick and got hella into it.

Monarch surprised me I like it more than I expected although I have plenty of little nitpicks but ill wait for it to end to really analyze it.

The New Empire looks terrible but in a fun way, disappointed we're just doing a different ape monster was hoping they'd toss toho some money and fight someone recognizable but it's whatever I'm only going to see action and turn my brain off so its no big deal. It does look cheaper than the last few CGI wise to me but that could just be the trailer and it's not terrible exactly. Godzilla moving fast at the end made me actually laugh out loud that looked retarded and I imagine the whole movie will entertain me in that way and I'm fine with it. Despite the mixed reception '14 and KOTM both gave me all I really cared about seeing in an American Godzilla movie on opposite sides of the spectrum, so at this point I'm just on for the ride.
 
The hub's only seen the first movie and King Kong vs. Godzilla, so this is the first time he's seeing the big G in theaters, so there'll be a newbie take on it if he says anything of note.
Before the Monsterverse I saw the 1998 one in theater. It... wasn't the best "first time seeing Godzilla on the big screen" experience.

But legit, probably the scariest Godzilla to date, and Shin Godzilla was already horrifying.
I grew up with Showa so '84 one (or '85 to be precise because that's the first version I saw) will probably always be my on my list of scary Godzillas, despite his goofy appearance. Mostly because of that horror opening on the boat with corpses and the sea louse.
 
Before the Monsterverse I saw the 1998 one in theater. It... wasn't the best "first time seeing Godzilla on the big screen" experience.


I grew up with Showa so '84 one (or '85 to be precise because that's the first version I saw) will probably always be my on my list of scary Godzillas, despite his goofy appearance. Mostly because of that horror opening on the boat with corpses and the sea louse.
Ya '85 is where I came in at the tender age of 4, the other kids in grade school always thought I was a bit weird for liking Godzilla. Never in my life would I have ever thought that a Godzilla movie would be getting the positive reaction that Minus One is getting now. I'm glad that we have so much content out right now, it's a bit of a bright spot in this clown world that is entertainment right now. Looks like Minus One had a US opening of 11 million this weekend and worldwide 34 million hopefully it rakes in a few more by word of mouth and the positive reviews so Toho takes a nice little money bag from it.
 
Godzilla and Kong charging in to kick ass re-sold me on this. Pure late Showa energy.
...I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING! Could use some Jet Jaguar.
The ending of the trailer with Godzilla running alongside Kong made me laugh. I don't know why but my mind instantly went to buddy cop movie shit. It feels so weird seeing this kind of trailer for Godzilla now after all the Minus One stuff. It's such a contrast my mind wasn't ready for the goofiness of Monsterverse Godzilla so fast after Minus One.
It looked like two tag team wrestlers running towards the ring.
 
I was trying to get my parents to see it. I told them it was a Godzilla movie starring a kamikaze pilot who chickened out of his mission and they just laughed. Maybe I should have described it differently. I think they're imagining 60's era Godzilla cheesiness.
 
Minus One was awesome, really hoping for direct sequels with other classic kaiju. a little too GMK derivative imo but great nonetheless. Shin might be a better film but this was more what I wanted and it's a close battle either way I won't know until I've seen this 2/3 more times. surprised how great it looked for the most part, and that I actually gave a shit about the story and characters. Also super surprised I'm in bumfuck MO and my theater was packed although a quarter of the audience was shocked when it was subtitled they shut up quick and got hella into it.

Monarch surprised me I like it more than I expected although I have plenty of little nitpicks but ill wait for it to end to really analyze it.

The New Empire looks terrible but in a fun way, disappointed we're just doing a different ape monster was hoping they'd toss toho some money and fight someone recognizable but it's whatever I'm only going to see action and turn my brain off so its no big deal. It does look cheaper than the last few CGI wise to me but that could just be the trailer and it's not terrible exactly. Godzilla moving fast at the end made me actually laugh out loud that looked retarded and I imagine the whole movie will entertain me in that way and I'm fine with it. Despite the mixed reception '14 and KOTM both gave me all I really cared about seeing in an American Godzilla movie on opposite sides of the spectrum, so at this point I'm just on for the ride.
They make enough money that WB keeps making more, so I can't get too retarded over how retarded they are. Retarded American budget Godzilla smashing stuff forever
 
I was super small when '98 came out but I remember my dad took me to see Godzilla 2000 at the drive-in and he grew up on the showa movies in the late 70s on TV and he kept telling me on the way home now THAT was Godzilla not that ferris bueller faggot shit. and I was a child so I hadn't seen '98, had no idea what ferris bueller or faggot shit was, but was happy my dad seemed to enjoy himself. looking back 2000 rules but isn't that crazy so I'm not sure if it was just the fact it was Japanese with a funny dub and another monster or '98 just had broken him or something because I've never saw him that happy after a movie ever since. but that was a good first Godzilla theater memory. he wanted to see this one with me but our work schedules don't line up enough. he'll probably like this one quite a bit because he was telling me a few years ago he wished they'd make Godzilla scary again and when shin hit DVD I let him borrow it but he thought Godzilla was too weird and didn't do enough, there was too much exposition, and said the best part was just whenever the old music would play when the military showed up. I feel like this new movie was basically made for people like him.
 
Again, despite having only a tiny $15 million budget, Minus One still looks better than many of the $200 million plus films coming out of Hollywood.

Seriously, how did this film pull that off?
It's almost like you need a team who loves the art of film and loves the characters in said film you're producing.
 
Again, despite having only a tiny $15 million budget, Minus One still looks better than many of the $200 million plus films coming out of Hollywood.

Seriously, how did this film pull that off?
US film production is a complex money laundering scheme designed to siphon money from state governments, rake in subsidies, and fund self-serving unions. They are expensive by design. Meanwhile things that could be done cheaply on sets and with practical effects are done digitally instead, despite huge added costs, because it's much easier for Hollywood hacks to tell a bunch of Indians in a basement somewhere exactly what to animate than it is to actually go out in the cold, deal with weather, wrangle retarded union workers and deal with their retarded union rules, and make a real movie (like they used to do).

TL;DR wasting money is half the point of modern Hollywood movies, and also laziness
 
US film production is a complex money laundering scheme designed to siphon money from state governments, rake in subsidies, and fund self-serving unions. They are expensive by design. Meanwhile things that could be done cheaply on sets and with practical effects are done digitally instead, despite huge added costs, because it's much easier for Hollywood hacks to tell a bunch of Indians in a basement somewhere exactly what to animate than it is to actually go out in the cold, deal with weather, wrangle retarded union workers and deal with their retarded union rules, and make a real movie (like they used to do).

TL;DR wasting money is half the point of modern Hollywood movies, and also laziness
I wish I could remember who and where I heard it but some time in like the last 3 months I saw something with an actual Hollywood director or producer or something and someone asked them about insane budgets for movies and they straight up told whoever they were talking to it was essentially money laundering. they also gave some specific example of some movie that cost a shitload and were like where do you think that money went because you can tell looking at it that it sure as hell didn't make it into the movie. I wish I could remember if it was a podcast or an interview or what the fuck it was but I remember it because I was shocked the quiet part was just said out loud so frankly.
 
Hearing Minus One is gonna get its run extended in at least some US theaters as it's done very well (gonna be well over 4x Shin's first 4 days haul at the US box office, Shin's first 4 days a little over $3 million, Minus One's first three days $11.5 million) so far
This is great news. We won Godzillabros
 
Forget Barbenheimer Godzillaheimer is where it's at!
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Hearing Minus One is gonna get its run extended in at least some US theaters as it's done very well (gonna be well over 4x Shin's first 4 days haul at the US box office, Shin's first 4 days a little over $3 million, Minus One's first three days $11.5 million) so far
Awesome, I won't be able to see it until around the 12th in theater, hope it makes it at least that long.
 
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