The Greater Kiwi Farms - or the Größere Kiwi-Bauernhöfe if you prefer

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

Private profile's lame and gay.

That's all I have to say.

 

[dacky blarks]

do HTML on your profile

carnage

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

On initial release it will be a complete free for all. It's called science.

As long as you're having fun I guess it can't hurt.

 

[obsdj]

As long as you're having fun I guess it can't hurt.

I imagine it'll feel like a large cash dildo being rammed up his ass.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I could personally go for the $20-tier. I don't know how realistic a custom-pricing option would be for anyone wanting to do something in between the ranges. I'll definitely see what I can do once everything is set up. I'm sorry you have to deal with all this bullshit to work around payment niggers; hopefully this works out for you.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

On initial release it will be a complete free for all. It's called science.

Mad science, but science nonetheless.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Can I send in a check for a one time payment for a True and Honest title or does it have to be monthly?

(I keep wanting to donate but I'm scared to share any banking info and don't know how any of these work arounds work)

 

[Mister Mint]

Throwing ideas out there...
What about a sticker store?
You pay $5 and you can unlock such sticker reacts like "retarded" "incoherent" "nigger" or many many others. $10 and you can make a custom one that only you can use.

Tiered pricing would be good. I like to support the site but maybe not $480/yr support. $5/mo for minimal benefits, if any, outside of the knowledge of knowing I'm supporting the site and perhaps a small, less frilly, contributor banner maybe is an option for cheap assholes like myself.

 

[Banditotron]

Out of curiosity, how much would I have to pay you to move the Salon to a separate site?

How do people not like the salon? It has some of the best threads. Are you just scared of girls?

I know I've brought this up before (and if it's been mentioned in the thread then sorry/not sorry), but can there be a way to control what displays from the random.txt file in the upper-right corner? "Site culture" and all that is one thing, but being reminded for the hundredth time that somebody out there's fine with wearing a pair of crapped-in panties if the offender is cute enough is...unnecessary, let's say.

This is genuine sacrilege to read.

 

[isalaide]

This is genuine sacrilege to read.

It deserves to go in the random.txt itself

 

[DavidS877]

Can I send in a check for a one time payment for a True and Honest title or does it have to be monthly?

(I keep wanting to donate but I'm scared to share any banking info and don't know how any of these work arounds work)

This has been a thing for quite a while. Check or USPS Money Order. I think sometimes Null is his own worst enemy in telling people how to send money. Just make sure to include the username in the memo or a post-it or similar.

Thread 'Supporting the Forum'

Dec 29, 2016

There are concerted efforts to demonetize this site and punish me for hosting it. I cannot use traditional payment processors like PayPal, Stripe, Braintree, Patreon, et cetera. Donating to the site is very convoluted but is the only way to do it. The site's operating expenses exceed $1000/mo because I have to buy far more infrastructure than a traditional website in order to handle our immense complaint volume. Traditional hosting hosting are not an option for us and I have to spend a lot to keep us alive. This is done without the benefit of any parent company or sponsor. The only reason...

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see "Check and Money Order"

 

[obsdj]

Can I send in a check for a one time payment for a True and Honest title or does it have to be monthly?

(I keep wanting to donate but I'm scared to share any banking info and don't know how any of these work arounds work)

You can also do what I did here (I also included my User ID number in the message, just for good measure):

I am dummm. If I were to send an Amazon gift card as per the attached screenshot right now, would I get the True and Honest Fan designation?

View attachment 7138917

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I'm confident we can get 300 people at $40. I might do lower but $20 is the lowest I'd consider. The less I charge, the worse the benefits will have to be. Like at $10 I can't even consider having feature spots.

Two tier system, regular 20$/month for T&H and like extra stickers (other benefits I leave up to you but it should be minimal) then 40 smackaroos for everything else you described for the most deranged loyal farmers.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Can you fix the site so it automatically thumbnails images?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Looking at it on it's face, even at 20$/mo it's like, 240$/yr and that's way more than most online subscription services. I'd be interested in it at 20$/mo but thats because this is the site I use most and frankly, if it makes it better and we get more stuff in the future I can see it as a way better use of money than like, a 12$/ mo for something like Netflix and bc I'm also gay and parasocial I see this as an investment into the future of 1st amendment rights in America.

This is just the stupid insight of one noodleenthusiast who literally refuses to ever pay for digital files or services and this would actually be my 1st and only website subscription in my life since like, changing my user handle on LiveJournal once 15 years ago.

 

[AnOminous]

Private profile's lame and gay.

That's all I have to say.

I think it's pretty cool. That way you can tell who is a weak little bitch.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Can I write a check with the names of my enemies in the memo line? And you'll know what it means and take care of it proportionately to the amount paid?

 

[DavidS877]

Can I write a check with the names of my enemies in the memo line? And you'll know what it means and take care of it proportionately to the amount paid?

I did that and got someone T&H who said they didn't want it

 

[mlanguishi]

X is $8 month, and you can get $55 or so yearly if you play games right. Same as Uber memberships.
X:
Active discount
$84 $50.40 billed annually for one year
Then $84 / year

At least it usually is that way, same as most yearly $100 subs they'll cut to half if you wait a few months to get that up front. I know that sophisticated marketing won't be possible really without without a dev team, so...

I'd go for or a yearly $100-150 down like I've tried to do with crypto after I used my time in case of a ban bolt out of the blue. I don't want anything more than I got so far, but a one-time or 2 time $60-100 should be some boost. As an added option to monthly.

Thanks for fixing up the front page featured btw, looks great now.

 

[Forcey Funtime]

There's no way to convince that many people to send $10/mo. I can do pro rata lump payments but there's no way to give people meaningful rewards if I'm expecting 1200 people to do it. I'm confident we can get 300 people at $40. I might do lower but $20 is the lowest I'd consider. The less I charge, the worse the benefits will have to be. Like at $10 I can't even consider having feature spots.

I can do 10 but the goal you’re setting puts your payday at $12,000 a month at which point you’re so rich you don’t need my money.

edit: okay @Null , I see. I would like to donate or help, I’m saying I can’t do 20 or 40. I can do 10 or one off donations where I receive nothing for it. I was going to do t&h tomorrow . Anything else I’ll just say it’s for expenses in the memo. Thank you.