The Julays 2023: Pre-Show Discussion - Who should be nominated? How should voting change?

[doodoocaca]

I'll just say it:

Chris needs his own fucking category for fucking his elderly mother and getting away with it.

 

[Catastrophes]

Music Biz Marty for Fresh Meat, if there can be more than three nominees. His short-lived crossover with Chantal had him mooing internationally.

 

[Fahkumram]

BOSSMAN JACK SWEEP

 

[whatever I feel like]

And for new categories I will recommend the same one I always do, "Best Polcow" for the cringiest lolcow politician. And nominate MTG for the swatting incident.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I would like to once again nominate Lucas “Keffals” Roberts as cow of the year for his continued downward spiral and us learning he used a $90K GoFundMe legal fund for cocaine and xannys

 

[easy]

if Patrick doesn't win the cow of the year, we riot
year of the pig, baby

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm going to throw my hat in for Gothic King Cobra for lolcow of the year this year because he's making catfood bigmacs and god damn it he's earned a nomination for his years of service.

It's a damn shame that Chantal has sucked this year because I feel like in her prime she could have taken 2023. Got robbed in previous years.

Liz Fong Jones and Cobes for lolcow of the year.

Music Biz Marty and Vito the Pedo for fresh meat.

PPP for Breaker of Scales

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I would also like to nominate @Sprate Header and @Punished Neco for their work on the farms

Goonclown for freshmeat.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Fat for best tough guy though the shit skin bitch is a close second.

Toss up for IF between Nick, JuJu and Drex. shooting for Nick but Drex going DFE is impressive.

CWC for lolcow of the year because he got away with raping Barb, scott free.

If there's a skitzcow, Elora because she was checking .net so much that she posted the very day we got back but was too fucking mind rotted to find any of the other domains.

EOR get's some sort of award for his roller coaster year or at the very least an honorable mention.

Jack Scalfani for deathfat because he has survived stroke number, idk, 7?

 

[Asian tech support]

@Stan for Breaker of Scales or if we get an OrsonZedd spiderman category, whichever is funnier.

 

[easy]

for individual awards, I really wanna nominate @DrNow @Bloodypinky @RadioactiveMonkeyMan and @Polentic for their awe inspiring work doxing zoosadists this year.
they are true friends to animals: the amount of zoophiles and zoosadists they've doxed this year could fill the wing of a prison.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'll just say it:

Chris needs his own fucking category for fucking his elderly mother and getting away with it.

Perhaps he'll get a repeat offender nomination in 2024?

I'll nominate Liz Fong Jones for all the awards. He's that special.

 

[duckling]

lolcow media:

I’d like to nominate the entire pooner zoo thread but here are two gems:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-15899661
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-15764422

(And a runner up)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-15792445

And for best site contributor I want to nominate @Lidl Drip; both for the unimaginable seethe that came from deep inside the farms, but, more importantly, for finally making a women’s toilet thread safe from the prying fingers of the troon menace.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I will be gambling on Bossmanjack for Lolcow of the Year.

It's all or nothing, baby.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Fatrick doesn't have any competition for Cow of the Year. He should win by a landslide (because he's fat).
BMJ is fresh meat 100%
Maybe a "Blink & You Missed It" award for the cow who came and went in 2023 aka the Shane Nokes award.
It wasn't as stiff of a year for stink ditch as last year; I think Dyldo should run away with it.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Lolcow of the Year: Dylan
-Tanked America's #1 beer
-crossed into RL
-Defines the 'Troon Rubicon' (so far)

 

[Seafarer]

I’d like to nominate Dreamybullxxx for best dark fresh meat lolcow.

Also @Hamplanet Fitness I feel there should maybe be a “Halal” award and I’d like to nominate the Genshit Impact sperg Itsnatsutalbott for the category, if not have him be another nomination in the fresh meat category.

 

[Telvanni]

While I'd at face value nominate Rekieta, I'm extremely hesistant to on the basis of like Dax/Vito, he WILL advertise, shill, and monitize this as a badge of honor.
He did exactly that when declared top grifter.
In other words, he'll directly profit from winning any category.

 

[Telvanni]

For media, either I SUCK DICK FOR COCK or Sacramento's Judy Tester

 

[Kyle Odom]

I'd like to nominate @Strasse for best site contributor. He is near single handedly keeping the Cyrax, Music Biz Marty and White Bowser threads together. A Sisyphean task, sure, but definitely commendable and impressive.

Lolcow media for sure is our main even in March.