The Julays 2023: Pre-Show Discussion - Who should be nominated? How should voting change?

[Triple Flutz]

Seconding+ Chelsea Lawrence as put to pasture cow. Classic munchcow, so much fun, we miss her so much. RIP babygirl.
Breaker of scales imho must include Polissa Campbell, she brought a lot of joy to the ones of us who do follow her and also I'd love for Kingfeeder to brush up on her shenanigans and remember the 10-year-long, ongoing yeast infection message he got in relation to her if he mentions the awards on stream.
Lolcow of the year, I'd nominate Rekieta because the whiplash is insane. I almost liked the guy!
GenociderSyo for thread contribution, won't tag because I don't want to bother the notifications box.

 

[Pizdec]

I nominate a couple of people for Animal Control:
Fredrick Kneudsen:
- Has been using furries to help his Down the Rabbit Hole project, only for him to seemingly give up finishing his latest video due to one of his animators, a furry, lagging the project.
- The mystery of who "Spikey", someone who Fredrick mourned, was solved. It turned out to be a troon who joined the %41 within months of beginning HRT.
- He's seemingly abandoned his DtRB channel in favor of starting a vTuber career, which, is totally not an industry planting that already has merch of their character.
- Current speculations have people believing he will troon out soon due to his exposure to furries.
Bluefolf/Blue
- Managed to scam furries to launch a lolsuit against "Valid Ls", a twitter account making fun of troons.
- He then went on to potentially squander those funds at a FurCon called Furry Weekend Atlanta, which is the city he lives in.

 

[Sugriva]

I think the entire group of retards at Linus Tech Tips should be in the running for IF cow.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

I would like to nominate Chris Tyson for Internet Famous with all the lols from his "transition." With his subforum being spergatoried, I think Tommie Tooter should be a nominee for Put to the Pasture. Also Giggly Goonclown and Dave Muscatto would be good nominees for Stinkditch.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I second the renomination of the shitpost-dysphoric Keffals, especially with all the drama that's going on now.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

While I'd at face value nominate Rekieta, I'm extremely hesistant to on the basis of like Dax/Vito, he WILL advertise, shill, and monitize this as a badge of honor.
He did exactly that when declared top grifter.
In other words, he'll directly profit from winning any category.

That's why he needs to win the Most Cucked IF Male, put him right next to Idubbbz and they can discuss best ways to hold the snack tray.

Edit: Also wanna nominate YandereDev for fucking up so spectacularly.

Edit 2: Can we count Tommy Tooter as put to pasture even if temporarily?

 

[bile demon]

2023: the year of the Fat.



#ItsHisTurn

 

[Oliver Onions]

Pat Tomlinson for Lolcow of the Year, no contest Pat has contributed more content in 2023 than every other cow combined
Jim Sterling for main forum lolcow, maybe not most people's cup of tea but his astonishingly consistent social and financial decline is pretty kino
Anisa for Queen of the Beauty Parlor for absolute fucking up Creator Clash 2 and telling the world iDubbbz shits himself
Nick Rekieta for Internet Famous, although I'd prefer to see him in a 'Most Rapid Decline' category
Brianna Wu for stinkditch, purely as a coming out prize
Shane Noakes for Fresh meat, Jackie Singh is the better cow but Shane had that vintage 2001-era ITG vibe I really dug
Adam 'Chibi' White for put to pasture, his thread is basically dead but he gave us some of the best milk this year with his literally autistic Japan trip

Also for the lolcow media of the year I nominate Pat chimping out and taking a swing at a cop

 

[Black Spruce]

Best Main Forum Lolcow

Definitely Daniel Larson. 2023 was an insane year for him. Beating up Bob, getting kicked out of everywhere, running from white trucks, traveling state to state, getting into fights, getting confronted by trolls, getting his dog stolen, getting locked in a psyche ward, beating up Bob again, getting arrested, and getting arrested again.

 

[Wash away the rain]

For lol cow of the year I pick bossmanjack
Time to bring back a more wholesome cow every one can enjoy.

For fresh meat and stankditch I vote goon clown as he was to trannies as the zoo sadist crew was to animal fuckers.

 

[Meat Target]

For forum contributors: @Useful_Mistake and @Mr Moonface for staying on top of the legal and social media misadventures of Russell Greer, Acerthorn, and Fatrick, respectively, without their brains melting.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Guys. We have to help our sexy goth bad boy win this.

 

[King George III]

I feel it would appropriate for Bossmanjack to be nominated for, and lose, every category.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Lolcow of the Year: Chris Chan for getting released and becoming the lolcow cryptid.

Best Main Subform: TheWhiteBowser

Also odd choice: Scott Adams. Him telling white people to “get the fuck away” from black neighborhoods single-handedly made his thread blow up into a racial politics debate.

Best Internet Famous/Tough Guys: Music Biz Marty

Best Stinkditch: Goonclown

Fresh Meat: Marty, Bowser, and itsnatsutalbott

Best lolcow media: Cyrax’s arrest footage

I'd like to nominate @Strasse for best site contributor. He is near single handedly keeping the Cyrax, Music Biz Marty and White Bowser threads together. A Sisyphean task, sure, but definitely commendable and impressive.

Seconded!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Best put to pasture lolcow is only for deceased cows, not temporarily inactive ones

 

[NoReturn]

We need some kind of special category for the Man Hate thread.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wanna nominate for best OP: @Sparky Lurker
Motherfucker keeps the entire Brazilian lolcow section updated by himself and created most of the threads.

For lolcow of the year I'm torn between The failed father and author and Bossmanjack, both have gone even further downhill and managed to get a massive following out of a tiny thread.

 

[Relinquish]

I wanna nominate for best OP: @Sparky Lurker
Motherfucker keeps the entire Brazilian lolcow section updated by himself and created most of the threads.

It’s always so funny to me seeing his pfp being literally everywhere in International Clique. I wanna be just like him

 

[Mr.Bucket]

How is rekieta *not* on lolcow of the year?

 

[TurboNAS]

Queen of the Beauty Parlour
Although she’s a big burly man, Bex has my vote for queen: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archi...x-gerber-rebecca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523

Internet Famous
Nick Rekieta has gone above and beyond in his efforts to burn his channel and life to the ground. He’s surrounded himself with a cast of creepy people and keeps bringing out great new content (for us). https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871

Cow of the Year
Patrick Tomlinson for finally paying Quasi and helping boost a fellow sci-fi author to a best selling book (by being a jerk to her) https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek-torque-wheeler-realautomanic.65412

Main Forum Cow
David Stebbins for picking up another vexatious litigant restriction in California https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-anthony-stebbins-acerthorn-stebbinsd-fayettevillesdavid.116370