The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Caesar]

What if the same guy who nuked reactions received gave out the dorito?

well you don't need a reaction recieved page for that do you, you know you pissed off dear sneeder

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

you have a pink triangle sticker automatically added to your posts I'm not listening to you

That’s just because the MAN doesn’t like me being so based. I don’t CONFORM enough homey!

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nigger
J3W$911@in$1dej0b

It's not working for me

Edit: uh oh

How did you know my password?? HACKER!!!

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

STOP PROVING MY FUCKING POINT

User style sheet bad. Also Adblocker bad.

 

[The handsome tard]

For fuck's sake, cant you faggot niggers stop provoking Null into pulling shit like this? First reaction notifications, now I cant even see the fucking page?

I have a rotten night at work and now this

You people...

Edit: Hey, Null, I had nothing to do with this nonsense. Can you please keep it focused on those that are? Thank you.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Posting, most likely. That seems to be where most of Null's problems come from. I wonder if alternate timeline Josh who has been promoted to Whataburger manager has taken away spatulas from his employees because they pissed him off.

"Use your hands, bitch!"

 

[GunCar Gary]

| o | x | o |
| o | o | o |
| o | o | o |
Anyone wants to play some tic-tac-toe?

i win

there is no law or honor in these stickerless lands. null has brought chaos and ruin unto his kingdom

 

[not william stenchever]

User style sheet bad. Also Adblocker bad.

Neither of those are the fun place where I come to shitpost. If someone antagonizes the slobberdog for no reason and causes a further feature to be removed from the fun shitposting place I use then they are bad.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

If you really wanna fuck with null find a way to unthumbnail images. That would be more damaging to his psyche than everything a tranny or British person has done to him combined.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

need someone to write a script that automatically ignores any user with an anime pfp

AI anime pfp detection in JavaScript should be OP's next project.

Users running that script will need another script to unignore those users when Josh decides to, once again as an April Fools joke, replace every users avatar with an anime character.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

@Null

 

[Caesar]

For fuck's sake, cant you faggot niggers stop provoking Null into pulling shit like this? First reaction notifications, now I cant even see the fucking page?

what should I be provoking him to do? I can't even say doxxing anymore is this new zeland or north korea

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

Null:
>disables reaction received page

Retards:
"IT'S THAT FAGGOT OP'S FAULT! NULL DINDU NUFFIN! SUBMIT TO THE MUTT OVERLORD!"

Josh is who he is. It's his site, and I can't blame him for wanting it to be a certain way. He has demonstrated in the past that if something displeases him he will react swiftly, decisively, and will not be swayed to change his mind.

He does not like people farming for stickers, getting emotional about stickers, or using them to navigate the site. I can disagree with him, you can disagree with him, but we aren't going to change his mind.

The more people pushed back on the taking away of sticker browsing last time, the more he became adamant it would never come back. Anything that tries to circumvent that, especially having the audacity and lack of self awareness in posting it right on this subgroup is asking g for trouble.

It's a force of nature. You might as well be mad at a hurricane, or a bear for attacking you. In this case the OP was in a group of people outside a cave where a bear was known to be, and he went in and poked it with a stick and it attacked the group. Why be mad at the bear? Can you reason with the bear? Or just live under the bear's rules or leave the woods?

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Null makes the user base unhappy by removing functional parts of the site that everyone enjoyed.

So for everyone complaining the site is now shitter, you were warned:

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

PLEASE SAAR! I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAAR! SAAR I AM INDIAN! I DO NOT HAVE CAPS LOCK OR STICKER REACTIONS SAAR! PLEASE HELP I AM INDIAN!!

One can only help an Indian by drowning them in the sacred Ganges so they can hopefully be reincarnated as something better than an Indian in another life.

 

[Jerry1337]

Null makes the user base unhappy by removing functional parts of the site that everyone enjoyed.

Wasn't this you just a few moments ago?

Seeeeeethe stickerfags!
Your ratings are worthless.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

, or using them to navigate the site.

tbh I never paid attention to the sticker drama enough to notice this was a problem
I assumed all the sticker drama was about people buttmad about downdoots

 

[whatever I feel like]

Make a chat GPT extension to undo this latest gay faggotry of Null's.

 

[Jerry1337]

A lesson that needs to be taken from this:
Do NOT take caffeine pills.

 

[|o|]

Let's play a drinking game with the sheer ratio of useless posts and slapfights you have compared to valuable ones that add to the site, not that I'm much better. It's gonna be a long game, a few weeks. We'll die of alcohol poisoning before we reach half.

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