The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

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I know this isn’t going to be a popular sentiment but I’ll express it anyway. I’ve been trying to be nicer since the holidays cause I was a real cunt about one or two things.

I see some of the shit we say to Null and while I think it’s justified sometimes, I can’t help but feel bad about it. Everyone calls this nigga fat, they call him gay and that he’s an asshole and they call him a retard about cheese. People say he likes to fuck fat women and feed them all sorts of shit. He gets shit on a lot and….you know, I like the guy. He’s pretty nice on stream and occasionally I think he’s pretty funny.

Maybe he’s just pissed off because he gets called a fat gay a lot and trannies are exploding his servers. I can understand that, I would not enjoy that.
 
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Maybe he’s just pissed off because he gets called a fat gay a lot and trannies are exploding his servers. I can understand that, I would not enjoy that.
He took away reaction notifications right after the community gave him an insane amount of money for the legal fund.

It's not an issue of everyone being too negative.
 
Hey, retard.
Some normal people actually use that page to see what may be getting engagement and jump back into a thread, sometimes ones we may have forgotten were neat until some dude liked a post from a year ago.
I’d argue the overwhelming majority of users aren’t jerking off to updoots and start screaming when their goon sesh is interrupted by a trash can, the rest of us are slightly less retarded and can actually handle a nice thing.
 
Maybe he’s just pissed off because he gets called a fat gay a lot and trannies are exploding his servers. I can understand that, I would not enjoy that.
While I understand what you're saying I completely disagree

Yes, we're harsh but when the push comes to shove we are always here to help. When Josh started fundraising money we here. When the site kept getting de-platformed from payment processors we still went out of our way to support him

The reason why we're extremely autistic about this whole ordeal is because we care. We care about the site, the community, and its future. That's what people who care do if someone you care about is doing something really stupid you let them know that it's dumb, even if it might sour your relationship with said person
 
Every time something gets obliterated and I don't know why I'm either directly told what happened or directly linked what happened, I never seem to find things out on my own eh? No but seriously this is fucking hilarious as it is autistic. INB4 the site is shutdown because someone made a code involving reaction again.
To be fair if you read the script post a certain way it was basically overloading the KF servers with requests which fucks over everyone.
 
Maybe he’s just pissed off because
nigger faggot dipshits go cry to him like children about being trashcan rated. This whole thing would not happen if these tards would keep to themselves and not pester him about worthless *i*nternet stickers. The darker side of the Kool Kiwi Koin is that whenever a server HD or database dies, Null has to wait for days to copy all the reaction database. If it was me I'd get rid of the stickers the first time it happened but it's not me so clean it up, Janny Connor Moon.
C'mon, you're not importing my autistic ratings quick enough! :diddler:

The brain-damaged pornsick dm chains also would still be up if the supreme retards frequenting them would keep their goon sessions out of their fucking mouths.
 
He's disabling reactions because it's a pain in the ass to log the statistics in the back end. It has fuck all to do with user experience. Johm just wants his site to be easier to run.

I can live with it. But don't beat around the bush and admonish the community. Just be honest and say "It makes running the site easier".

Trust in your community just a tiny bit with the truth, Jom.
 
Ah yes, another classic example of the myriad drawbacks of having a lolcow discussion forum that is itself managed by a fat belligerent lolcow. Mind you, there are also upsides, so don't think I've come down in favor of one end of the scale. Josh has a considerable advantage in terms of scales anyhow.
 
Talk about how important it is to have a variety of viewpoints in a community so you avoid remaining in an echochamer and can receive constructive feedback on things you may have missed from people who have a different perspective
Receive constructive feedback
Disregard it anyway
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If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.
Fix the alternatives you want people to use before you kill the thing people are using.

The Watched Threads feature sucks. Many people have aired their grievances with it in this thread, but my personal issues with it are that sometimes you don't get notified about new replies, or you get notified once and never again. If it's a slower thread, and you checked all the other notifications and forgot about that one, and it sinks to the bottom of the watched threads list, you're probably going to forget about it.

What's the solution to this? Should watched threads constantly notify you that a thread you haven't caught up with has new replies? That sounds retarded because maybe the user hasn't forgotten about it, but just won't check for whatever reason, so that would just be spammy. Reactions received was a little gentle reminder for those who needed it. A less intrusive way of seeing if a thread had activity since it was you choosing to go to the page, rather than receiving notifications or having a giant box on the front page that puts the forum list out of view.

I already mentioned this in the thread, but fix bookmarks as well. It still boots you to the front page every time you want to remove one and it makes me not want to use them at all if I can't organise them without it becoming an annoying and time-consuming process. I got bookmarks on threads I never got around to catching up with or even reading at all rotting away past the first page of my bookmarks lists because the first page is full of bookmarks on posts I've already read and don't need to read again, from threads I've already caught up with. I don't know if there's a bug that makes it so it doesn't register that I removed a bookmark sometimes, or if it's that I simply forget to take it off when I go and check on a thread through the watched feature and forget to scroll up to take it off, but either way the site is harder to use because of it.

What about another way to get notified or reminded of threads you haven't been to in years, that you never watched or bookmarked? Is it so wrong to want to casually revisit an old classic that you forgot existed? Should we only care about the most recent and most active threads? Facebook has a gay nigger feature like this called "memories", but it's gay and niggerish and I don't know how you would implement something like this without making it homosexual, forced, and melanated.

The sticker notifications/reactions received worked great for this. Again, it wasn't intrusive because it wasn't happening all the time, it was something you could opt out of and choose whether or not you wanted to see, and most importantly, you only received react notifs for old threads if someone was actually reading your shit, rather than some annoying "hey take a look back at this thing from x years ago!". But I won't sperg out about "oh but I liked X thing you could do with this feature, it was fun" since you don't care about that. My main point is that having to tediously update a catalogue to figure out what threads you really really want to watch is annoying. It's even more annoying when you can't even do it in one go, you can't do it while you're reading a thread, you instead have to drop everything and let the page refresh to the front page for every 1 bookmark you want to get rid of, to then go back to the bookmarks menu, go back to the page you were on, so you can get booted to the front page again so you can repeat the whole process.

Also, is it right to even offer the premium stickers for T&H at this point? I know that the stickers should be seen as a bonus for donating rather than "I'm giving you money to pay for the stickers", but obviously the stickers are there as an incentive to donate. What's the point of giving someone SemperFi or Drink! if they're never going to see it? I really think these serve no purpose if the person you're giving it to doesn't even know you're giving it to them. They're basically a fancy "Agree" and "Winner", and it's not like they hold any special status for highlights. At this point, you might as well replace ratings with just 3-- "highlight-worthy (informative)" "highlight-worthy (funny)" and "this post was shit kill yourself".
 
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He's disabling reactions because it's a pain in the ass to log the statistics in the back end. It has fuck all to do with user experience. Johm just wants his site to be easier to run.
The only thing he's done is save a database query for fetching reactions. The stickers are still piling up in the backend.

I recall the alerts for stickers apparently were annoying to restore due tot he sheer size, but that's his fault for not culling old alerts.
 
So, it took AI achieving script kiddie consciousness to trigger Null into making me actually digest kahntent, instead of navigating it by just looking at tiny colourful pictures?
AI made me think MORE?
I ... I just truly don't know what to say anymore... is this even bad? I just can't tell anymore...

2025, everybody!
 
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Should watched threads constantly notify you that a thread you haven't caught up with has new replies? That sounds retarded because maybe the user hasn't forgotten about it, but just won't check for whatever reason[...]
That's the actual problem. I do use threads watched but they're getting bumped for basically any new reply, regardless of merit (sticker score).
Sticker score is more powerful and user driven.
 
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