The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

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Is this a good idea?

  • Yes

    Votes: 328 71.3%
  • No

    Votes: 5 1.1%
  • OP is a faggot and I would not have sex with him.

    Votes: 127 27.6%

  • Total voters
    460
Lillee Jean Trueman really needs an OP re-write. I started but I'm not funny and real life made it so shitposting is not a priority.

The thread is really about Lillie Jean and her mother, but Lillie Jean's name isn't in the title. The OP was written in 2019 I think and there have just been several years of the pair trying to make Lillie Jean Famous but also going after people talking about her with more passion and craziness than a tranny getting a new thread here.

I'm willing to go through and find highlights for a new OP, but I don't have time to fully commit to it.

These women are batshit insane and absolutely deserve a thread, but I think the OP might turn people off into getting into the thread.
Haven't seen anything about this, it still needs work. I do not however suggest it as a first project, unless your ambitious. I mean the main subjects name isn't even in the title.

@Osama Bin Laden , you up for it? I'm willing to go through it like I did for commentary and Bowblax, but I'll be slow.
 
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Refined a large portion of his early life now. Help is good.
 
Haven't seen anything about this, it still needs work. I do not however suggest it as a first project, unless your ambitious. I mean the main subjects name isn't even in the title.

@Osama Bin Laden , you up for it? I'm willing to go through it like I did for commentary and Bowblax, but I'll be slow.
Maybe, but Null still hasn't moved any of the other revamped threads other than Bowblax
 
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AniMat's rewrite is finished.


Now, where do I submit this? I know Null has a huge backlog of rewrites, and once the OP is merged I also want the thread to be moved to Grift Wars.
For some of these rewrites it has to be Null to insert it due to requiring database editing to insert our posts over posts that predate our join dates. He already has a huge backlog of OP Rewrites and I don't know if he's actually had a chance to review some of them that have been done since last summer.
 
It's been a few months since the project has went on hiatus, but I am here to deliver good news for the site and the project as a whole.
  • The rewrites are finally getting merged with the OP threads
  • Null is going to write a mod where changing thread authors is easier than manually editing the database for each rewrite
  • If you [thread writers] have received a DM from staff, this is the reason why
  • I don't know how soon rewrites are going to happen after the MERGE is done
  • I am still looking for ACTIVE volunteers
I have not given up on this and this website is in need of a serious OP makeover. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
 
I don't think I've publicly mentioned this, but I guess I want to offer a bit of a structural change. I don't think I'm going to have a dedicated group of autists in a mass DM waiting for Null's next move. However, I do want to extend this invitation to anyone and everyone on KiwiFarms.

If you are making a rewrite because you saw this thread, you can be a part of Kiwi Thread Restoration. I see a lot more users writing rewrites that aren't apart of the official list, but that's okay. The entire goal of this project was to rewrite threads that are in need of rewriting, archiving, or a general polish.

It makes me happy seeing this thread and (I guess, movement?) gain site-wide attention, allowing new members to test the waters in thread creation, and calling users faggots for not archiving media. So, with this being said, I'm gonna lay down the rules. It may seem a bit ego-driven, and I get that, but 2025 is the year of rewrites.

You can be a KTRP member if you are NOT of the following:
  • A pedophile
  • Someone who abuses animals
  • A massive faggot
If you do not qualify for any or all three, you are okay with rewriting the thread and using the KTRP name.
 
Since this thread was one of the inspirations for me to do so, I want to self-promo and say I rewrote the OP of the Gmod/SFM Splatoon Community thread here:

I'm not sure if I should make a TTS thread or not, since the "OP" consists of 10 posts (I couldn't fit everything into 1 post) and I'm not sure if it should be merged or made a separate thread, I asked this in the "Request staff review of PG threads here" thread.
 
I'm not sure if I should make a TTS thread or not, since the "OP" consists of 10 posts (I couldn't fit everything into 1 post) and I'm not sure if it should be merged or made a separate thread.
I would say make a TTS thread, but Pepper Jack moved my Bugchasing thread out of PG despite an already existing thread. So, make a TTS thread and ask Null
 
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