The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Talbott OP rewrite has been fully inserted (including restoring the lost third post) and has been featured.

slowly but surely we're getting there

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Just remembered that BlueCatRiolu exists. I'll probably attempt some sort of rewrite for his thread as the OP lack a big chunk of info related to him, as it's mostly scattered throughout the thread.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has a far more complete article about him, but I feel like a OP rewrite might still be necessary.

Reposting this post here as it fits this thread better.

Also have there been any sightings of BlueCatRiolu after he got his internet access cut down in 2019? From what I've read in his thread, most of it seems to be unconfirmed rumours and impersonators.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...-ralph-the-ralph-retort-rage-pig-gunt.223101/

 

[ASeabear8952]

New rewrite.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...eilly-brother-pawden-frater-patricius.223314/

 

[ASeabear8952]

A Zinnia Jones rewrite has been requested.

While not terrible, the Zinnia Jones OP needs a rewrite on account of all the drama that has unfolded including his ban from BlueSky over supposed doxing. A comprehensive series of posts consolidating all the drama into a neat introduction would be appreciated.

For those who are more versed with ZJ, please speak up.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

1. The GMOD/SFM Splatoon / “SplatSource” Community by @Tread Miller - 326,168 (Apr 6, 2025) | Community Watch
2. Torswats / Alan Winston Filion by @Sprate Header - 107,212 (Jun 25, 2023) | Ethan Ralph / Da Sektur
3. Daniel Micay / strcat by @Markass the Worst - 101,948 (Jun 1, 2023) | Internet Tough Guys
4. Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow by @Axiom. - 97,778 (Apr 1, 2024) | Internet Tough Guys
5. Nikolas Marshall Talbott / Itsnatsutalbott by @Admiral Throbnelius - 89,003 (May 26, 2025) | Internet Tough Guys

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

okay i stand corrected, it's more likely going to overtake Torswats lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

okay i stand corrected, it's more likely going to overtake Torswats lol

outside of writing mexico vs ethan ralph, i am done with the thread.

total character count is 130k

 

[Relinquish]

outside of writing mexico vs ethan ralph, i am done with the thread.

total character count is 130k

Brother no offense but your ADHD-like approach to making OPs is really bad. You gotta plan shit out beforehand before throwing everything together, especially when you are making OP on a cow with an extensive history like Ethan Ralph. No wonder you burned out so quickly, you need to take more slower approach

Plan out your sections, prepare the sources before writing so you could come back to them later, write down important notes. It’s sounds autistic but it works, it’s like writing a historic biography but instead of some important person, it’s just some retard on the Internet

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Brother no offense but your ADHD-like approach to making OPs is really bad. You gotta plan shit out beforehand before throwing everything together, especially when you are making OP on a cow with an extensive history like Ethan Ralph. No wonder you burned out so quickly, you need to take more slower approach

i agree, i think my issue is that i'm used to being able to finish OPs in one day, but it's been troubling due to the size. i am done for now. im going to take a bit to come back and recollect but my ideaology has always been "autistically work on something for a week straight so i have less to worry about later"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Luni rewrite
I finally got the motivation back to rewrite the Luni thread. It's still in a idling state due to work, procrastination and shit. Hopefully all goes well when more traced assets are listed in any reserved posts. If there was any important info related to him, feel free to help me out because this used to be a one-man OP with help from lurkers within his circle. I will be taking feedback too to make sure the thread is good for OP rewrite standards. Once all is done, I will get my footstep back into the Patrick rewrite or possibly hooking up with the Destiny/LTG/YandereDev/Jack Scalfani/Monostar rewrite if possible.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Doubleposting, but another update + Sneak peek on the How-to detect tracing stuff/Traced assets (for true and honest tough folks) on the Luni rewrite thread:
Tutorial guide
Showing this for tipsy dipsy.

Toobz

Result image for sampling:

Spoiler: Autism

Slowly but surely, I'll be getting there.

 

[ASeabear8952]

For those that haven’t seen that community post, the ED rewrite has been merged. The Crusader Cat rewrite also got merged a little while back.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Speaking of OP merges, does anyone know if there's any way they could be expedited?

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little annoyed that the Pamperchu rewrite has officially been done for an entire year as of today. Despite multiple staff telling me it's ready to go, it still hasn't been moved over, while plenty of other rewrites have been started and finished in that same timeframe. I've held off on working on any more rewrites until I know this one is properly settled.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

My massive fallenchungus OP Rewrite is finally finished.

 

[neal_rice]

Are there "small-time" op's needing refresh? What I mean by "small time" is smaller or lesser known lolcows. Just do not think I'm autistic enough to actually tackle the bigger ones

I would be happy to help work on such op's though

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little annoyed that the Pamperchu rewrite has officially been done for an entire year as of today. Despite multiple staff telling me it's ready to go, it still hasn't been moved over, while plenty of other rewrites have been started and finished in that same timeframe. I've held off on working on any more rewrites until I know this one is properly settled.

me and you, both. i’ve bothered null multiples times in chat, in TTS, and i’ve bothered other jannies to bother null about it.

it’s one of those things where i just don’t get sometimes. the only thread he moved of mine is bowblax. hell, people use the keemstar rewrite more than the original thread. if null could dedicate a few hours or a day to just shift through the rewrites.

Are there "small-time" op's needing refresh? What I mean by "small time" is smaller or lesser known lolcows. Just do not think I'm autistic enough to actually tackle the bigger ones

I would be happy to help work on such op's though

Post in thread 'The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project'

May 26, 2025

I'll make a list of suggestions, I'll try to include all lolcows that were suggested in the thread and the ones that I believe should be rewritten

I'm gonna update the list just cause I felt like it, this time it's gonna be separated by suforums (Except for DSP subforum, as I'm not too familiar with it):

1. Lolcows
   • Lucas Werner - Incel obsessed with younger women, makes increasingly creepy videos and posts
   • Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Creator of the Unified theory "GOD=7_4", spent more than a decade...

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[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I have an idea for a rewrite of the Donald Trump thread's OP. It would mainly going over his history of litigation with various celebrities who made fun of him, lolcow traits about him that have been confirmed to be true, his connections to Epstein, the more disastrous aspects of both his Presidential terms.

It would likely take a while because I want to cover a lot in excruciating detail.

 

[GL37-5]

Lurker here i want to suggest a rewrite to the Doodletones thread as it’s out of date with new info that came to light and them nuking their channel