The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Jack Awful]

Spoiler: Definitely off-topic Halo sperginess

Absolutely, the Spartan IVs were utilized poorly. The original idea for them, if I were to guess, was to go with the theme of the UNSC, as well as humanity, "moving on" from the Master Chief's legacy. Captain Del Rio, the douche who kept yelling at Cortana and MC during Halo 4 even called him obsolete if I remember correctly. [EDIT] He said "aging Spartan."

The problem is that once that purpose was served, there any interesting stories done with the Spartan IVs. I would love to see that rectified in Halo: Infinite; also, it could help that the art direction for Infinite seems to be a lot better, especially the armor. Until Halo Wars 2, 343i's art style did not do the Spartans any favors.

As far as the ODSTs are concerned, they became irrelevant as far as 343i is concerned due to the creation of the Spartan IVs. It is unfortunate.

Canonically, Halo should have ended with Halo 3.
After the Covenant fell there was no interesting stories to tell with Master Chief, and any new threat they add just seems like a retread and makes his victory pointless and shallow.

"Chief saved the human race from extinction, but that was all for nothing because now there's another enemy faction that's gonna do the same thing."

Similar to Ellie and Joel, if they wanted to tell another story, they shoulda told a story with different characters in the same universe.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

newest videos on the planet.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Let TLOU2 be the final word in the definitive statement that, for westerners, "sex bad, violence good".
2B's ass is bad. Tranny-on-female violence is good.
Ivy Valentine's tiddies bad. Men strangling Lara croft to death is good.
Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball T&A bad. Mortal Kombat fatalities (on women) good.

This is such a despicable attitude when you really think about it and it's long been this way in American culture for some reason.

Bruce Campbell addressed this way back in 2002 and summed it up by saying "you can cut a breast off, you just can't kiss it"

 

[Alcatraz]

He can’t help but to make like every female chatter he writes into a lesbian.

This is such a despicable attitude when you really think about it and it's long been this way in American culture for some reason.

Bruce Campbell addressed this way back in 2002 and summed it up by saying "you can cut a breast off, you just can't kiss it"

But what if the children see the kiss and want to do it, too?!

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

But what if the children see the kiss and want to do it, too?!

The children can also start jacking off to the cut off breast.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

All this talk about (hoo-mun) female representations in vida got me thinking, is there any example of spergs complaining about how unrealistic and harmful male videogame characters look? Does Resetera petition game studios to put more regular looking guys in their games? When Square Enix remake the first Deus Ex (you know it's gonna happen), will they make JC look like this:

Spoiler: My accent is augmented

Or this:

Spoiler: Chew you have a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up

 

[SolidZone 26]

It would have made more sense for Abby to continue his parents work instead of trying to kill ellie. Logic is not Cuckmann strong suit.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It would have made more sense for Abby to continue his parents work instead of trying to kill ellie. Logic is not Cuckmann strong suit.

How? There's no medical schools open.

That's just equally illogical.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

How? There's no medical schools open.

That's just equally illogical.

Logic is a tool of the patriarchy!

 

[FuckedUp]

How? There's no medical schools open.

That's just equally illogical.

Did Leonardo da Vinci go to medical school? Abby's 10x more talented than him.

 

[Jack Awful]

All this talk about (hoo-mun) female representations in vida got me thinking, is there any example of spergs complaining about how unrealistic and harmful male videogame characters look? Does Resetera petition game studios to put more regular looking guys in their games? When Square Enix remake the first Deus Ex (you know it's gonna happen), will they make JC look like this:

Spoiler: My accent is augmented

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Or this:

Spoiler: Chew you have a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up

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No, because they claim men are idealized, not sexualized like women, which doesn't make sense, since if unrealistic beauty standards can be harmful to women, unrealistic strength standards should be harmful to men.

 

[Berrakh]

Love how dysfunctional the games industry is tbh. At least Hollywood execs commit real crimes.

 

[Robert James]

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I know I'm late about this one but this scene is so surreal You have two female voices comming out of two male charachters. Shit I think the little asian boy has bigger tits that Abbie.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Did Leonardo da Vinci go to medical school? Abby's 10x more talented than him.

He and his friends would pay others to steal dead bodies for them and they would dissect them and try to figure out how things worked with muscles and where organs were placed.

This is an infection brought on by fungus, you need sterile lab equipment to study shit like that. If everything was surface level, it would have already been solved.

 

[blablabla]

We are talking about Abby but what about that creepy trans chink who travels with her. What the fuck Cuckman

 

[AnOminous]

How? There's no medical schools open.

That's just equally illogical.

She can have a personal gym like a half dozen Gold's Gyms shoved together, she could certainly just demand a medical school be set up.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

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„You‘re going to buy the game, because I say so. I AM Joel, you bigot. Accept the character I play gets unnecessarily killed off and accept Abbys feminine penis.“

He's always been a pretentious douche. "Muh artttt" hes the James Franco of voiceover. Thinks he's the next Frank Welker.
I wonder if that's why his first marriage lasted a scant few years.

He and his friends would pay others to steal dead bodies for them and they would dissect them and try to figure out how things worked with muscles and where organs were placed.

This is an infection brought on by fungus, you need sterile lab equipment to study shit like that. If everything was surface level, it would have already been solved.

He did this when he wasn't fucking his boy assistant Salai btw

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

We are talking about Abby but what about that creepy trans chink who travels with her.

We need a list of these creatures in the game.

Thinks he's the next Frank Welker.
I wonder if that's why his first marriage lasted a scant few years.

Who did she leave him for?

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

How? There's no medical schools open.

That's just equally illogical.

... hold up. How was Abby's dad a surgeon? He doesn't look that old. If he was in his, let's say, mid-twenties and with a kid on the way when everything went to shit... how did--

... fuck me, they weren't even real doctors that were gonna pop the shroom piñata, were they?

Edit: Or they could be military trained deserters. But my idea sounds more up their alley.

 

[Aurora]

... hold up. How was Abby's dad a surgeon? He doesn't look that old. If he was in his, let's say, mid-twenties and with a kid on the way when everything went to shit... how did--

... fuck me, they weren't even real doctors that were gonna pop the shroom piñata, were they?

A lot of Fireflies are probably former military. The QZ has fucking doctor excuse notes for work duty so it wouldn't surprise me.