The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

The Doom Slayer said:
I hope you're all ready for TLOU3, TLOU3 Remaster, TLOU3 Re-Remaster, TLOU3 PS7 Edition, etc.

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"More self-insertions of myself as a dude getting butt-fucked by a muscle woman."

I figured this douche wouldn't of been fired along with the latest ND layoffs, (Sony's ESG score would of dropped) but him ruining another game and losing the shareholders' money would still be hilarious.
 
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InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
"More self-insertions of myself as a dude getting butt-fucked by a muscle woman."

I figured this douche wouldn't of been fired along with the latest ND layoffs, (Sony's ESG score would of dropped) but him ruining another game and losing the shareholders' money would still be hilarious.
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He cannot be fired.

He already failed upwards with TLOU 2, the only thing that will happen for 3 will be that someone like Bruce Spangler is mandatory for Cuckmann not to shit up the 3rd's story.
 
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madethistocomment said:
Especially considering her having children is probably the best shot at spreading her immunity to the rest of humanity- the first game mentions how live fungal samples of the inert strain of cordyceps were found in her bloodstream.
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Funny thing. The military is still active in TLOU. Meaning they probably still have scientists. If you want to pull a real villain arc, have them pluck out Ellie's eggs for embryo harvesting. Then you need the sperm of someone immune (or compatible), and a compatible surrogate. If there is one immune person there is more. But then it does raise the issue of the maternal-fetal environment and whatnot.

madethistocomment said:
Not to mention that even if they were able to, the sheer amount of contaminants in that OR would have fucked the samples. Black mold's growing on the walls, Jerry's wearing dirty hiking boots, they claim Ellie's prepped for surgery yet they didn't shave her head (the first fucking thing you do when you prep someone for brain surgery).... the Fireflies were so absurdly incompetent that it's a miracle they hung on for as long as they did. It's funny how Neil tries to posit them as the good guys when only things they ever did was butcher immune people in grody ORs and destroy a bunch of QZs that were keeping thousands safe from the fungus. So much for trying to restore the world.
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I'll confess this detail flew right over my head. You're performing brain surgery in an OR you can just walk in, with no proper ventilation and filth. There was no way they were getting that cure.
 
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Someone got a TLOU2 Ellie arm tattoo, as in her TLOU2 constipated face:

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Thiletonomics said:
Drunkmann's hair gives the impression that he hasn't aged well. And the hammer tattoo looks like those Uterine (?) implants used as a birth control method for women.
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It is a means to avert the eyes from how terrible he aged.

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You can clearly tell that aging gracefully isn't happening for him.
 
Naughty Dog posted an infograph about TLOU2 Resold's No Return mode:

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PeNdEjO man being #1 is not surprising, because of how OP he is, but seeing Yara and Lev at #2 and 3 is surprising.
 
Thiletonomics said:
Naughty Dog posted an infograph about TLOU2 Resold's No Return mode:

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PeNdEjO man being #1 is not surprising, because of how OP he is, but seeing Yara and Lev at #2 and 3 is surprising.
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That has to be one of the ugliest looking infographs (related on vidya stats) I have ever seen.
 
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