The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

The finale of Season 1 of the HBO show, will only be 46 minutes long:

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makes sense i guess. spring was the shortest section of the game. thought it might be a bit longer than this tho. maybe 10 minutes longer or something. tells me tho the winter section is gonna be the long episode cause its the second longest part of the game
 
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Man, this show is so divorced from the actual plot of the game that even trying to skim the last ten or so pages just made me more confused with all the stupid fucking changes they've made. It's like Cuckman sat down and tried to figure out how he could finally ruin the one and only good thing to have ever come out of this forced "franchise" by butchering the original story. At this point I'm hoping he gets his wish and starts working in Pedowood proper, just so he's out of gaming, not that it would save Naught Dog at this point.

Jesus Christ lol. It's comical how repugnant this little spud is. Looks like every fat and ugly HR cunt.

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"Progressives'" obsession with ugly, uh, "people" is funnily enough one of my first redpills making me realize that maybe I'm not on the right side of history after all. It's such a basic, but revolting purity test, mandating that you pretend ugly deformed troglodytes like that aren't offensively ugly. I mean, the bitch is a millionaire, why isn't she getting work done? Malformed Quasimodo types are the exact kind of people plastic surgery exists to fix. And that's not even getting into the fact that her and border hopper Pedro look 20 pounds too fat for the apocalypse.
 
Man, this show is so divorced from the actual plot of the game that even trying to skim the last ten or so pages just made me more confused with all the stupid fucking changes they've made. It's like Cuckman sat down and tried to figure out how he could finally ruin the one and only good thing to have ever come out of this forced "franchise" by butchering the original story. At this point I'm hoping he gets his wish and starts working in Pedowood proper, just so he's out of gaming, not that it would save Naught Dog at this point.


"Progressives'" obsession with ugly, uh, "people" is funnily enough one of my first redpills making me realize that maybe I'm not on the right side of history after all. It's such a basic, but revolting purity test, mandating that you pretend ugly deformed troglodytes like that aren't offensively ugly. I mean, the bitch is a millionaire, why isn't she getting work done? Malformed Quasimodo types are the exact kind of people plastic surgery exists to fix. And that's not even getting into the fact that her and border hopper Pedro look 20 pounds too fat for the apocalypse.
Pedro is an ugly goblino and I don't understand why he's getting any praise at all. Joel was a grizzled brick shithouse and he's just your average mutt.

As for her. Her being attractive isn't important since she's just a kid... but can she at least not be violently uggo?
 
Pedro is an ugly goblino and I don't understand why he's getting any praise at all. Joel was a grizzled brick shithouse and he's just your average mutt.

As for her. Her being attractive isn't important since she's just a kid... but can she at least not be violently uggo?
He's getting praise because he's an ugly goblino, and cheering on ugly goblinos replacing buff, handsome white men is one of the more popular progressive virtue signals. Ignore the reality your eyes show, or else!

I disagree overall, making the kid cute is important for making the audience invested. Aesthetics doesn't mean sexual, anymore than I want to fuck Joel for realizing he was a handsome, buff white dude who got shit done. Look at any similar type story, such as Man on Fire, or The Man From Nowhere, and they were smart enough to realize that the audience will respond more positively to a cute kid than a plain or ugly one. Hell, even One Punch Man pokes fun at the idea when Saitama doesn't want to risk dying for an ugly kid with a ballsack chin.
 
I haven’t played Last of Us 2 and God willing I never will, but isn’t Lev not actually trans? As in, she doesn’t have gender disphoria but is from a religious cult where the men are all hunters and the women get fucked and impregnated by the cult leaders? And she says ‘well I don’t want to get fucked so I guess I’m a boy now’?

That hardly seems like ‘trans representation’ to me, but I’m not nearly as stunning or brave as Dr Uckmann so maybe I just can’t grasp the scope of his genius.
Pretty sure Lev was an actual female passing off as a boy so she wouldn't get raped. Which is understandable for that scenario. However, they went with 'I am ACTUALLY a man' vs 'I am a woman pretending to be a man so I won't get raped.' That was the scenario with Jack in Pitch Black. She would be retconned as trans today.

The latest episode passed over so much stuff in the university. They missed the point of them actually going there in the first place - to figure out what the Fireflies learned and where they went. They only got the second part. The university had the infected monkeys and the clues that the biologist - who slashed his wrists open to bleed to death - had decided to free them and got bit by one. They skipped over that, when like the 'They didn't suffer' part would have offered so much more gravity.

Oh, the race swapping is getting on my nerves, too. Maria is blonde in the game, as is Sarah. Both were blacked. Tommy in this one, alone with Joel, is more 'Hispanic' than most, but you'd be hard pressed to find a genuine beaner who'd fuck a basketball American. They hate them.

Ellie was also unnecessarily a bitch to Maria when in the games she bonded with her. It was Maria who told Ellie about Joel's daughter Sarah - which was skipped over in the show. Ellie is sarcastic, yes, but she honestly wants to find friendship. The sarcasm in the show goes overboard sometimes, even when Ellie should be thankful.

Even shit like Boston being firebombed in the city centre was a huge literary device. It showed you how desperate the military was. My guess is that they didn't want to copy TWD, as there's a pivotal scene in the second season that does just that.

The university episode should've been two episodes or extended. Joel and Ellie running into Hunters who magically aren't carrying guns is suspicious as fuck - EVERYONE would be strapped in real life with shit they'd scavenge. And as they're from David's group, they'd all be armed.
 
Ellie was also unnecessarily a bitch to Maria when in the games she bonded with her.
The point of this version of the story is to make Ellie the cold and vindictive killer she becomes in 2 much more apparent and to make Joel the whimpering and pathetic little man baby he was in the sequel more evident as well.

Druck very clearly wants to rewrite history as it were. Very Jewish of him.
The university episode should've been two episodes or extended. Joel and Ellie running into Hunters who magically aren't carrying guns is suspicious as fuck
This was so incredibly lame compared to the game. Again this show cannot do tense survival action at all. Three guys with baseball bats chasing Joel and Ellie across a field while she waves her hand around to 'fire' her gun in a bad attempt to mimick pulling the trigger was fucking comical.

I understand this is a show and you can't have Joel butchering fifty bad guys every single episode but come the fuck on. At least try? Even if it was just fighting one guy we couldn't do the rebar impalement?

I feel like I'm in fucking crazy town where people are over hyping this show when it's just an even worse version of an already pretty incredibly generic zombie road trip story.
 
The point of this version of the story is to make Ellie the cold and vindictive killer she becomes in 2 much more apparent and to make Joel the whimpering and pathetic little man baby he was in the sequel more evident as well.

Druck very clearly wants to rewrite history as it were. Very Jewish of him.

This was so incredibly lame compared to the game. Again this show cannot do tense survival action at all. Three guys with baseball bats chasing Joel and Ellie across a field while she waves her hand around to 'fire' her gun in a bad attempt to mimick pulling the trigger was fucking comical.

I understand this is a show and you can't have Joel butchering fifty bad guys every single episode but come the fuck on. At least try? Even if it was just fighting one guy we couldn't do the rebar impalement?

I feel like I'm in fucking crazy town where people are over hyping this show when it's just an even worse version of an already pretty incredibly generic zombie road trip story.
I have one cliched rewrite of the scene. Joel and Ellie find the biologist inside the university. Joel tells him Ellie is immune. Biologist doesn't believe it as he's either paranoid from isolation or from being bit. Eventually he tackles Joel and Joel falls off the ledge and is impaled by the rebar. You add drama and hopelessness with the scene, as the biologist was their only hope to help synthesize a cure. Regardless, he should've been in the episode.

Joel has also had twenty years to deal with his PTSD. You never get rid of it, I know, but in game Joel met the reality of it with resignation. Show Joel just has panic attacks over it.
 
There are two articles on how to avoid cliches

Except Hollywood writers and fantards are never gonna take this advice to heart
Writing about writing is in of itself a retarded form of writing and won't lead to nearly the same improvement as writing for yourself will. Being afraid of stereotypes and cliches is a sign of midwittery. A lot of modern writing is rifled with 'le subversion' because of this fear.

The problem with Hollywood writers is how incestuous and ass-patting the writing industry as a whole has become in the past several decades. They don't produce anything new out of fear of failure. Same fear keeps them from inviting in new blood. Fantards are fantards and their opinion should never be taken seriously. What you want to hear is the most scathing yet impersonal criticism, not a bunch of easily satisfied normies.
 
Writing about writing is in of itself a retarded form of writing and won't lead to nearly the same improvement as writing for yourself will. Being afraid of stereotypes and cliches is a sign of midwittery. A lot of modern writing is rifled with 'le subversion' because of this fear.

The problem with Hollywood writers is how incestuous and ass-patting the writing industry as a whole has become in the past several decades. They don't produce anything new out of fear of failure. Same fear keeps them from inviting in new blood. Fantards are fantards and their opinion should never be taken seriously. What you want to hear is the most scathing yet impersonal criticism, not a bunch of easily satisfied normies.
And unfortunately, Hollywood will always be into the same exact cliche shit. Plus, fantards will fall for the namebrand and praise it to high heavens. Marvel, DC, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc. are the prime examples of these respective fantards praising the product acting as if they're the same and they've never change.
 
I had no clue what this game/book/show was about. I paid little attention to it, didn't know it was about zombies and I vaguely remember people being mad about the second game being ass. However, I got sick of re-watching the same shit over and over and since modern media is gay and retarded I took a chance and tried to watch the series on hbo max. I almost tapped out in the first episode but I could see small glimpses of something interesting that reminded me of World War Z (the book, not the shitty movie). Despite being pretty bad, I tried to keep going. I got to... episode 3 I think and there was like a 20 minute faggot sex scene with that old dude from parks and rec and I'm done.
 
I never understood what was so special about The Last Of Us, always seemed to me like the vidya equivalent of Oscar-Bait.
"Now you know the secret."
*points gun*
"Now you must die."
- Sony fans, probably.

In all seriousness, it's not worth all the fellating that people give it. There are other PS games that are far better, and if you count the existence of Part 2 against it, that number increases dramatically. It didn't define or reinvent anything; the best it did was present a passable story with lacking gameplay that could be forgiven.

You can't make a TV series out of it for obvious reasons, but Dark Souls did a lot more than TLoU ever did.
 
He's getting praise because he's an ugly goblino, and cheering on ugly goblinos replacing buff, handsome white men is one of the more popular progressive virtue signals. Ignore the reality your eyes show, or else!

I disagree overall, making the kid cute is important for making the audience invested. Aesthetics doesn't mean sexual, anymore than I want to fuck Joel for realizing he was a handsome, buff white dude who got shit done. Look at any similar type story, such as Man on Fire, or The Man From Nowhere, and they were smart enough to realize that the audience will respond more positively to a cute kid than a plain or ugly one. Hell, even One Punch Man pokes fun at the idea when Saitama doesn't want to risk dying for an ugly kid with a ballsack chin.

Sometimes weird looking kids become attractive adults. She still has time.

The trend to hire ugly or bizarre looking actors is supposed to stick it to "the beautiful people". But no one wants to stare at a weird face for an extended period of time. Well there's exceptions like Steve Buscemi. But's he's made a career out of his unusual looks.

Years ago Bella Ramsey would not get a leading role and be relegated to an extra. I mean, it's nice that more actors have a shot now. But I just feel like she was chosen because she's odd looking.
 
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Sometimes weird looking kids become attractive adults. She still has time.

The trend to hire ugly or bizarre looking actors is supposed to stick it to "the beautiful people". But no one wants to stare at a weird face for an extended period of time. Well there's exceptions like Steve Buscemi. But's he's made a career out of his unusual looks.

Years ago Bella Ramsey would not get a leading role and be relegated to an extra. I mean, it's nice that more actors have a shot now. But I just feel like she was chosen because she's odd looking.
She's 19, not a kid. She could definitely do herself some favors by losing twenty pounds, but most of her fucked up face is from some kind of deformity or something and she's going to need surgery for that.

People like Steve Buscemi, Danny Devito, Gilbert Gottfried, etc. are the ugly guys who are so ugly that it's funny. Their career is based on being laughably ugly, and rolling with it to make great entertainment. Meanwhile, everyone pretends this ugly gremlin isn't hideous, and I'm supposed to take her seriously as a casting choice for Ellie, who absolutely wasn't offensively ugly originally. She was absolutely only chosen because she's ugly. Just look at what they did to Ellie and other characters in the LoU1 graphical "remake", and it's sequel.

Did they ever explain how that fat redskin stayed so fucking FAT.
Maybe she got her goyslop from the same magical never end stockpile as Abby's steroids and protein shakes.
They had 50 tons of government cheese and fry bread stored just in case.
 
I actually really look forward to S2 and the events of Part 2 unfolding. Im legit curious to see how they will adapt that shit show and if they will try to change things to make it less awful (because Sony may not admit it, but Part 2 failed to meet its sale quotas and a lot of the numbers are messed up since a lot of "sells" ended up resulting in refunds) or maybe they will make it as loyal as possible because Cuckmann wouldnt have it any other way and/or they couldnt pass the idea of adapting such a leftist story to perfection.

Either way, I wonder if the backlash towards Joel being unceremoniously golf-ed by a no doubt very masculine looking woman (trust me, they will put effort to find one) will be the same or not. In a way, I can imagine some people will be pissed but...either they will keep watching out of curiosity and/or because series Joel wasnt as engaging as game Joel so the emotional impact doesnt compare. They will shrug and say "oh well"

Also we gotta consider a good chunk of the audience for this series are dedicated leftist consumers or just normies who doesnt know/care about what a The Last of Us really is, they just want pretty colours on the screen. Gamers are far more invested, especially since we did sink more time into the experience, lore and characters, so when we see bullshit of that caliber, we understandably feel betrayed. At worst your average normie will just do this


And move on to something else without bothering to leave much of a backlash.


Also I wonder who will play Abby's dad because I find it hilarious he probably wont know that the character he is based on is the souce of many "killing Abby's dad" videos online. :hah:


Ahhh yes, I almost forgot. Im already calling it here, HBO will tell Abby's actress to "stay away" from the online sphere and then make articles about it (almost like they are setting something up) and then make more articles later on over the typical isms thrown at her by obviously real people online (almost like they set this whole thing up to generate controversy, shield themselves from criticism and make watching their show a political statement...because escapism is dead).
 
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