The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Playing it right now. Looking at it right now, it'll probably be me guilty pleasure despite being pissed. I just hope factions mode gets released and people would likely focuse on that.
However...
I'm on the part leading up to mah bois demise

Joel: what? you're acting like you know us.

Man: it's because we do.

Abby: *shoots Joel's leg, causing to scream in agony*
Abby: Joel Miller.
Joel: who are you?
Abby: guess.

Me:
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WHY THE HELL WOULD TOMMY AND JOEL WALK INTO A ROOM WERE ONE THOSE PEOPLE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM WITHOUT RAISING BROW?!?! AND WOULD YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT WAS JOEL SPECIFICALLY? HOW MANY FATHERS HAS ABBY KILLED UP TO THIS POINT?!

Joel, bro you've experienced ambushes on 4 occasions in the last game and came out with several injuries, but lived to fight another day.
Neil, what's your beef against your star of the franchise?... Why did you make him this stupid? It's like gta v all over again with trevor killing johnny, except Trevor has redeeming qualities.

Sorry, guys. I just can't... wooow. Just... wow.
How does "it's mam!" know joel's name? Not just his first name, but his last name at that? Did she magically travel all the way to his old house in Texas and just so happen to stumble across his birthday certificate? The hell kinda answer is "guess" after joel rightfully asked Abby who is she? I'm supposed to pity her, yet she repays their kindness with assault? Fuck off, ND.

Joel and Ellie deserves a better story. If TLOU3 were to be made, i hope neil druckmann isn't involved, assuming he's still around naughty dog at that point.
 
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HomerSimpson said:
.Someone I know pre-ordered it, like a faggot, and says it's solid gameplay wise, but also fucking trash for the story. Said he despises Abby and the story so far.
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Tell him he should just buy a game with good story and gameplay then, if the situation does not improve in the former. There's nothing that TLoU2's gameplay offers that another title doesn't do better,, and at least then they won't be endorsing the narcissistic grandstanding wankery that disappointed them in the first place.
 
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LawTwitter is Dumb said:
It has begun, I only expect this score to get lower.
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EDIT: Damnit it went up, will continue updating this post with the score changes.
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EDIT 2: It is now steadily going down, next update will be in a couple hours but this trending down more is great.
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Have there been any other Reviewer-User score gaps that are as bad as this one? I rememebr the Stanley Parable getting shat on but that was because people are uncultured swine.
 
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The "fans" are in some serious damage control with the reviews
I've been monitoring this site for a while and damn, the numbers are increasing very quickly as the hours go by and, as expected, the most honest reviews are the negative ones because they mention the real problems in the game while the positive ones are mostly just mindlessly praising it.
There are some shitposts in the negative ones but I'd mostly bet those are the actual fanboys wanting to further push that narrative of fake reviews and trolls
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CDWLTY said:
Hello? Abby survives because She's the one that will end up in a relationship with Ellie in The Last Ones (The last of us pt III).

You think this sex is grody, just wait until she's having ellie dilate her gash with the end of a baseball gap so the wound doesn't close.
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Exbein said:
do we know that if Ellie is a carrier or just immune?
Abby biting her fingers off would infect Abby, and I would at least accept Ellie letting her get away, Abby is just going to turn zombie and kill the shots, so Ellie gets her revenge either way?
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Gonna say again, although it's academic by this point: there is no gash, Abby is immune, he realizes Joel did for Ellie what dad did for him, he and Ellie make up and birth a new generation of immune humans, the end. If Cuckmann wants any plot in his porn, and he does, this is what he must have been leading to.
 
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Hangula Hungui said:
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He actually changed his profile picture to that shitty self insert card in the game
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And he changed that abuser of characters bit to "abuser of characters' shoulders."
He's enjoying this because he managed to create his fantasy of a game, he WILL get millions for this and he got back at his so-hated toxic white straight male-dominated videogame industry.
 
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So I am watching a playthrough with most of the boring ass gameplay cut out and I have to say I was surprised to find one good thing in the whole shit show. One single character that actually has interesting development. And I will probably get puzzle pieced for this but Owen seems to be the only likable fucking character in this train wreck. Dude just wants to live in his fort kickass inside the fish zoo. Also he sounds a lot like @Null for some reason. Like his voice sounds like glorious leader, but some of the lines he has sound like glorious leaders "I'm getting too old for this shit" essay. I like to think one day Null will get to build a fort in a fish zoo and fuck a tranny in the ass with no lube.
 
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