The little things...

[Chrus Chundlur]

Im making this thread so we can post shit about Chris not significant enough to deserve its own thread.




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I always crack up with the retarded bewildered face Chris suddenly makes around 2:05...what in the hell he saw? (A wild Snorlax? )



I also love when Chris tries to go poetic about his incredibily ridiculous antics like if it was some epic herculean ordeal, like on the Tito emails regarding the Ps3 reward, refering to when he humped his Ps3:

The Destruction was as real as the tiresome humping with the tainted machine

(First time I registered on a Cwcki forum, I wanted my nick to be "Tiresome humping with the tainted machine" but it was too damn long )

 

[butt in trouble]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Blanca_Emails,_October_2008

I love these pictures he took for Blanca.

I think these are hands down the lulziest pictures Chris has ever taken of himself and even eclipse the attraction images and tomgirl pictures.

A few or my favorites:

Spoiler

Fanta anyone?

This was probably the pouty face Chris was making at the trial. same pose too.

 

[Bob's Fries]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Blanca_Emails,_October_2008

I love these pictures he took for Blanca.

I think these are MANOS down the lulziest pictures Chris has ever taken of himself and even eclipse the attraction images and tomgirl pictures.

A few or my favorites:

Spoiler

Fanta anyone?

This was probably the pouty face Chris was making at the trial. same pose too.

Why the hell does he keep holding onto his controller?

 

[butt in trouble]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Blanca_Emails,_October_2008

I love these pictures he took for Blanca.

I think these are MANOS down the lulziest pictures Chris has ever taken of himself and even eclipse the attraction images and tomgirl pictures.

A few or my favorites:

Spoiler

Fanta anyone?

This was probably the pouty face Chris was making at the trial. same pose too.

Why the hell does he keep holding onto his controller?

He's taking pictures with his PSeye so you have to press x to snap a photo. I think.

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

 

[___]

Chris uses the word "Individual" or "Individuals" a lot. Especially when he is trying to be serious. It reminds me of a 5th or 6th grader who uses the word a lot because "it's big" and sounds smart. Mentally, in some areas, I think most would put Chris in that age range.

 

[LM 697]

Little things?

Spoiler

 

[Bob's Fries]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Blanca_Emails,_October_2008

I love these pictures he took for Blanca.

I think these are MANOS down the lulziest pictures Chris has ever taken of himself and even eclipse the attraction images and tomgirl pictures.

A few or my favorites:

Spoiler

Fanta anyone?

This was probably the pouty face Chris was making at the trial. same pose too.

Why the hell does he keep holding onto his controller?

He's taking pictures with his PSeye so you have to press x to snap a photo. I think.

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

Goddamn you. Now I have to stay up late to work on college stuff and not sleep because of my fear of that picture. Thanks.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Little things?

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After seeing that, I am now really not believing Chris' story about loosing his virginity where she said that he was bigger than her exes.

 

[Marvin]

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

I see your awful picture and raise you one much, much worse.

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[Golly]

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

I see your awful picture and raise you one much, much worse.

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His ass isn't exactly little or anything though...
But on a semi-related note, I remember that on the old-old forum (I hope this isn't too against the rules but since his duck's already been posted, I can't see how the thread could get much worse), there was a discussion in which people actually were able to point out times in videos when he farted, and even seemed to take a moment to savor them.
(Un?)fortunately, I forgot some of the examples given, but I imagine it's for the best.

 

[Marvin]

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

I see your awful picture and raise you one much, much worse.

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His ass isn't exactly little or anything though...
But on a semi-related note, I remember that on the old-old forum (I hope this isn't too against the rules but since his duck's already been posted, I can't see how the thread could get much worse), there was a discussion in which people actually were able to point out times in videos when he farted, and even seemed to take a moment to savor them.
(Un?)fortunately, I forgot some of the examples given, but I imagine it's for the best.

I am amazed. That is the spergiest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[spaps]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

 

[Marvin]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Maybe they're primarily influenced by the flash? Depending on the camera he used.

 

[spaps]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Maybe they're primarily influenced by the flash? Depending on the camera he used.

That's probably it.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Maybe they're primarily influenced by the flash? Depending on the camera he used.

That's probably it.

Yup. Looking at those Cards of Fail over to the right, you see how it's sort of "glaring"? Yeah it's flash.

Oh God, it's like he's moving his ass towards for the Cannon in my sig.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The little thing that always gets me about Chris is his insistence on writing the word "so" as "soo." It's very frustrating to read.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

This video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XWTsHUjAwl8#t=0s

It's the sheer frustration in his face when he realizes he can't even lie to himself about being able to do something.

There's nothing like the laws of physics to give somebody a reality check.

 

[Seahorses]

Ahhh! I was just thinking about that pull-up vidya! The thing that always grinds my gears about Chris in that vidya is that he doesn't really put that much effort into it. He sorta just hangs, and it looks like he expects nature to pull his turd of a body up for him. I do, however, enjoy the look on his face when he realizes, "Wait a minute now, these people on the Internet might be on to something calling me slightly overweight."

 

[JULAY]

Also try sleeping tonight after you've seen this:

Spoiler

I see your awful picture and raise you one much, much worse.

Spoiler

His ass isn't exactly little or anything though...
But on a semi-related note, I remember that on the old-old forum (I hope this isn't too against the rules but since his duck's already been posted, I can't see how the thread could get much worse), there was a discussion in which people actually were able to point out times in videos when he farted, and even seemed to take a moment to savor them.
(Un?)fortunately, I forgot some of the examples given, but I imagine it's for the best.

At 8:00, he poops himself.


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[sparklemilhouse]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

I swear those are women's jeans (maybe he put barbs on by mistake and liked the fit or something). Reminds me of that time on the office when Michael Scott bought a women's suit accidentally.