The NBA Thread

[Kujo Jotaro]

Trading for Kyrie Irving is going to destroy the Dallas Mavericks. Mark my words.

Irving is an all time favorite player of mine, but I sure as hell wouldn't want him on any team of mine.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Irving is an all time favorite player of mine, but I sure as hell wouldn't want him on any team of mine.

His insanity is going to chase Luka off. I hate it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Lakers also lost, too.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

KD is now a sun, not sure how an aging Chris Paul and a gutted roster wins a chip even with slim reaper, but hell the west is wide open might as well go for it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Official participants for the 3-Point Shootout and NBA Skills Challenge were recently released earlier this week:

NBA All-Star Weekend officially starts tonight with the Celebrity All Star Game, and these are the official rosters for the game:

Team Ryan

• Ryan Smith (Utah Jazz governor and honorary captain)
• Kane Brown (5-time American Music Award winner)
• Cordae (rapper, recording artist)
• Diamond DeShields (WNBA All-Star; Phoenix Mercury)
• Calvin Johnson (former NFL player)
• Marcos Mion (TV host)
• The Miz (WWE Superstar)
• Albert Pujols (MLB Player)
• Everett Osborne (actor)
• Ozuna (rapper, recording artist)
• Guillermo Rodriguez (ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live correspondent)
• Sinqua Walls (actor)

Team Dwyane

• Dwyane Wade (NBA champion, Utah Jazz minority owner and honorary captain)
• Nicky Jam (Latin global music icon and actor)
• Jesser (content creator)
• Simu Liu (actor)
• Hasan Minhaj (comedian)
• DK Metcalf (NFL player)
• Janelle Monáe (actress, singer, songwriter)
• Arike Ogunbowale (WNBA All-Star; Dallas Wings)
• 21 Savage (rapper, recording artist)
• Ranveer Singh (actor and NBA Brand Ambassador for India)
• Frances Tiafoe (tennis player)
• Alex Toussaint (Peloton coach and Puma athlete)

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Ok, am I insane, or would anyone else take Scoot over Wemby in the upcoming draft? I just don't trust something that seems too good to be true, have a feeling Wemby is just going to be Greg Oden 2.0(not saying Scoot will be KD tier though lmao).

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Official highlights for 2023 NBA All-Star Weekend

 

[Salubrious]

Russell Westbrook is signing with the Clippers.

I don't think this makes the Clippers a title contender, but it's clearly a positive if, for nothing else, from a locker room standpoint. Paul George is especially happy since he previously was with Westbrook on the Thunder and liked that enough to re-sign with the Thunder before the Thunder went full rebuild. It's probably the best chance for Westbrook to get meaningful minutes on a contender in the regular season due to "load management." For Westbrook's many shortcomings, he goes hard every night, so that might help the Clips win a game or two while Kawhi and PG13 are resting.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The 2023 NBA All-Star Game had NBA stars LeBron James and Giannis Antetokoumpo choosing their players for their respective East & West teams on a televised draft for the first time.

Here’s also the highlights of last night’s game. As always, expect no defense whatsoever:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Saw this interesting exchange on a TV ratings site that predicted the number ratings for this year’s Super Bowl, XFL, NASCAR and NBA All-Star games

 

[ryuichi]

NBA, National Bussy-Ass

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Since no one cares for the NBA in current day, I figured I’d update who’s who in the playoffs.

So far, most teams have played two games, but here are the results:

EASTERN CONFERENCE
- Bucks (1) vs. Heat (
Series tied 1-1
- Celtics (2) vs. Hawks (7)
Celtics lead series 2-0
- 76ers (3) vs. Nets (6)
76ers lead series 2-0
- Cavaliers (4) vs. Knicks (5)
Series tied 1-1

WESTERN CONFERENCE
- Nuggets (1) vs. Timberwolves (
Nuggets lead series 2-0
- Grizzlies (2) vs. Lakers (7)
Series tied 1-1
- Kings (3) vs. Warriors (6)
Kings lead series 2-0
- Suns (4) vs. Clippers (5)
Series tied 1-1

 

[UmQasaan]

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>LeAirconditioner
>LeAnkle
>LeAsterisk
>LeBaby
>LeBabydick
>LeBald
>LeBench
>LeBeta
>LeBitch
>LeBlocked
>LeBoner
>LeBooty
>LeBrick
>LeBricklayer
>LeBroken
>LeBronze
>LeBrown
>LeBTFO
>LeBubble
>LeBum

Spoiler: LeBron

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>LeChicken
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>LeChina
>LeCheat
>LeChoke
>LeChuck
>LeChump
>LeCrybaby
>LeCommie
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>LeCuck
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>LeESPN
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>LeLoadmanagement
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>LeNodad
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>LeTurnover
>LeWannabe
>LeWhine
>LeWho
>LeXcuse
>LeXing
>LeXposed

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Brooklyn Nets are the first NBA team in this year’s playoffs to be eliminated by the 76ers.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

NY Knicks move on to second round of NBA Playoffs by beating Cavaliers in series, 4-1.

It’s their first time moving onto the second round of the playoffs since 2013.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

Since no one cares for the NBA in current day, I figured I’d update who’s who in the playoffs.

I wonder why the farms has zero interest in the NBA? I get the angle on hating blacks but the NFL thread always has pretty healthy traffic. Why not the NBA? It's not as good as it used to be but I still enjoy watching the playoffs when the games actually matter.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

First three official games for the NBA Conference Semifinals have officially been released.

Nuggets vs. Suns start later tonight at 8:30, p.m, while Heat vs. Knicks start tomorrow beginning at 1 p.m.

Currently, Lakers are awaiting the winner of the Warriors vs, Kings matchup as Game 7 begins tomorrow at 3:30 p.m.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I wonder why the farms has zero interest in the NBA? I get the angle on hating blacks but the NFL thread always has pretty healthy traffic. Why not the NBA? It's not as good as it used to be but I still enjoy watching the playoffs when the games actually matter.

I absolutely despise these gorilla niggers, their politics, and the water downed traveling bullshit they call pro basketball.

I use to love it until about 2010.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

I absolutely despise this gorilla niggers, their politics, and the water downed traveling bullshit they call pro basketball.

fair point but is the NFL any better? I don't watch american football

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

fair point but is the NFL any better? I don't watch american football

I only watch baseball at this point and a little hockey.

NFL is more gay but the players aren't as big personalities as NBA. It's easier for me to hate LeBron James and his receding terrible hairline than some near indistinguishable nigger under a helmet.