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Kiwi Rangers: The Next Generation
Chapter 1: Death Before Rebirth
"Ahh, there's nothing like a fresh turd in a diaper" Sneasel said to himself. His testosterone patch was kicking in and he was fully loaded. He poured himself a < sneasel drink here > and sat in his recliner. He got halfway reclined, and then the phone rang.
Sneasel grabbed a diaper by mistake and put it up to his ear. "Hello?" Sneasel said to the diaper. "Hello? Heeeelllooo? Fuck you! Hang up on me? Don't fucking call this number again, asshole." Sneasel slammed the diaper into the arm rest of his recliner. The diaper made a farting sound as it squished. Some poop came out.
The phone kept ringing. Sneasel picks the diaper up again and is about to scream, when he realizes that the other phone is ringing. The green phone.
Sneasel rolled off the side of his recliner and continued rolling over a minefield of used diapers until he arrived at a red telephone in the middle of his living room floor. His right arm reached out and flopped around until he found the handle to the phone. This was the green phone. He hadn't used the green phone in years. He hesistated before picking it up.
"Hey Sneasel - phssshhhsht - It' -- psshst- ull. Vordr- pshhht- bzzzzzzzz- SITE IS DOWN I REPEAT SITE IS DOWN."
"Null I can't help you, I'm retired."
"Snea - bzzzzzz boweeeeeee- pshhhsh- faggot- kshhhvvvvvvvvvv- nigge- fvvv bewoooop" The connection cut out. Sneasel knew now that Null was in trouble if the green phone wasn't working. He raced to his bedroom, near a gun safe, and fumbled through keys on his keychain. He took a deep breath and turned the key. The gun safe opened up. Hanging on a hook in the center of the gun safe was a pink diaper, with the Kiwifarms emblem on it. He was retired. He hadn't suited up in years. Did he still have what it took? Why couldn't the others help?
Sneasel took the underpants off of the hook and shouted the transformation "EMINENT DIAPER POWERS TRANSFORM!"
A flash of light, brighter than the sun, filled his bedroom. Smoke coalesced around sneasel. As the smoke dissipated, Kiwi Ranger Number Two stood in Sneasel's place. He raised one arm into the air. He turned into a streak of green light and flew into the sky, punching a hole in roof. He was halfway across the world in an instant. His destination: Kiwi Base Beta. The only problem was that when he got there, the Ukranian apartment had been turned to rubble.
Sneasel immediately landed and began to search the rubble.
"You won't find anything, sneasel!" an ominous voice shouted. Sneasel turned around. It was Vordrak! "It's too late, my virus has already turned Null Autistic. He is trapped in my lair, jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog porn as we speak. And as for you, you will meet the same fate as this Ukranian apartment building."
Vordrak began throwing Evanessence CD's at Sneasel. "Kiwi Ranger ass-block!" sneasel shouted as he turned around. His diaper deflected the attack of the CD's. The compact discs exploded as they fell to the ground. Sneasel was thrown backwards into the rubble.
He pressed a button on his diaper that enabled the Kiwi Ranger communicator. "Kiwi Red, Kiwi Blue, come in, I need help!"
"Your Ranger friends can't help you now, Sneasel. They banned their own accounts. You are all that is left. And soon you won't be."
Vordrak readied his attack. Sneasel pressed another button on his diaper. A holographic projection shot out of his asshole.
"No!" Vordrak shouted "Pornography with adults in it! My only weakness! You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back to finish you!"
Vordrak disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Turning off the hologram, sneasel tried to regain his breath. Was it true what Vordrak said? Are the others gone? He needed to come out of retirement, he needed a new team.
Standing up, but grabbing his shoulder in pain, he began to walk back to his apartment. If he was to stop Vordrak and save Null, he was going to have to start his search for new champions to herald the power of the socks.
Chapter 1: Death Before Rebirth
"Ahh, there's nothing like a fresh turd in a diaper" Sneasel said to himself. His testosterone patch was kicking in and he was fully loaded. He poured himself a < sneasel drink here > and sat in his recliner. He got halfway reclined, and then the phone rang.
Sneasel grabbed a diaper by mistake and put it up to his ear. "Hello?" Sneasel said to the diaper. "Hello? Heeeelllooo? Fuck you! Hang up on me? Don't fucking call this number again, asshole." Sneasel slammed the diaper into the arm rest of his recliner. The diaper made a farting sound as it squished. Some poop came out.
The phone kept ringing. Sneasel picks the diaper up again and is about to scream, when he realizes that the other phone is ringing. The green phone.
Sneasel rolled off the side of his recliner and continued rolling over a minefield of used diapers until he arrived at a red telephone in the middle of his living room floor. His right arm reached out and flopped around until he found the handle to the phone. This was the green phone. He hadn't used the green phone in years. He hesistated before picking it up.
"Hey Sneasel - phssshhhsht - It' -- psshst- ull. Vordr- pshhht- bzzzzzzzz- SITE IS DOWN I REPEAT SITE IS DOWN."
"Null I can't help you, I'm retired."
"Snea - bzzzzzz boweeeeeee- pshhhsh- faggot- kshhhvvvvvvvvvv- nigge- fvvv bewoooop" The connection cut out. Sneasel knew now that Null was in trouble if the green phone wasn't working. He raced to his bedroom, near a gun safe, and fumbled through keys on his keychain. He took a deep breath and turned the key. The gun safe opened up. Hanging on a hook in the center of the gun safe was a pink diaper, with the Kiwifarms emblem on it. He was retired. He hadn't suited up in years. Did he still have what it took? Why couldn't the others help?
Sneasel took the underpants off of the hook and shouted the transformation "EMINENT DIAPER POWERS TRANSFORM!"
A flash of light, brighter than the sun, filled his bedroom. Smoke coalesced around sneasel. As the smoke dissipated, Kiwi Ranger Number Two stood in Sneasel's place. He raised one arm into the air. He turned into a streak of green light and flew into the sky, punching a hole in roof. He was halfway across the world in an instant. His destination: Kiwi Base Beta. The only problem was that when he got there, the Ukranian apartment had been turned to rubble.
Sneasel immediately landed and began to search the rubble.
"You won't find anything, sneasel!" an ominous voice shouted. Sneasel turned around. It was Vordrak! "It's too late, my virus has already turned Null Autistic. He is trapped in my lair, jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog porn as we speak. And as for you, you will meet the same fate as this Ukranian apartment building."
Vordrak began throwing Evanessence CD's at Sneasel. "Kiwi Ranger ass-block!" sneasel shouted as he turned around. His diaper deflected the attack of the CD's. The compact discs exploded as they fell to the ground. Sneasel was thrown backwards into the rubble.
He pressed a button on his diaper that enabled the Kiwi Ranger communicator. "Kiwi Red, Kiwi Blue, come in, I need help!"
"Your Ranger friends can't help you now, Sneasel. They banned their own accounts. You are all that is left. And soon you won't be."
Vordrak readied his attack. Sneasel pressed another button on his diaper. A holographic projection shot out of his asshole.
"No!" Vordrak shouted "Pornography with adults in it! My only weakness! You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back to finish you!"
Vordrak disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Turning off the hologram, sneasel tried to regain his breath. Was it true what Vordrak said? Are the others gone? He needed to come out of retirement, he needed a new team.
Standing up, but grabbing his shoulder in pain, he began to walk back to his apartment. If he was to stop Vordrak and save Null, he was going to have to start his search for new champions to herald the power of the socks.
