The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

Has the NFL actually stopped doing that "Black National Anthem" shit?

Unfortunately not. We'll see if that persists during the upcoming season but, so far, the only reaction they've had to the 2024 election/America's growing nigger fatigue was not painting "end racism" in the Super Bowl end zones anymore.

Need to demand Green Bay be run via shareholder votes.

On the one hand, we would miss out on the drama from the Jordan Love pick and its fallout.
On the other, can you imagine the amount of WR busts a Packers team ran by shareholders would draft in Aaron's later career?

 

[Nigger Respecter]

The Dolphins like to sign some older former big name free agents every offseason. They’ve done this for 25 years. This acquisition of mediocre talent has ensured the team its annual spot picking at 14 or 15 in the draft. The few times they are shitty enough to pick high, it’s in a weak draft, or they pick exactly the wrong guy (Jake Long instead of Matt Ryan. Traded down to take Waddle over Jamarr Chase. Tua instead of Herbert). The few remaining years they squeak into the playoffs and immediately lose in a game that’s obviously over by halftime

Just the pure definition of worthless and forgettable. The 70 point game was the highlight of the century for this team, and that was spoiled quickly the next week when they were annihilated by the Bills

Dogshit franchise, do not recommend supporting them

 

[Iron Hamster]

Speaking of this, it's pretty cool that running backs are seeing a resurgence.

Just a year ago people were treating them as a cap deficit. lol

 

[MaduroHunter]

Alright, how's the UFL looking so far this year?

 

[HackerX]

On the one hand, we would miss out on the drama from the Jordan Love pick and its fallout.
On the other, can you imagine the amount of WR busts a Packers team ran by shareholders would draft in Aaron's later career?

I'm envisioning trading draft picks from 2035 to get their guy.

Though, if shareholders had a say in 2017, Green Bay would have drafted TJ Watt in 2017, The team trading back for picks and Kevin King may have been a mistake. Vince Beigel, who was kinda a fan service pick for pick for skipping on Watt, did NOT work out either. They did manage to draft Jamaal Williams and Aaron Jones though, so that was p cool.

 

[Drama Fan]

Browns making moves

https://x.com/CtespnN/status/1919082721353113773

CTESPN is antonio brown's joke account

 

[HackerX]

Alright, how's the UFL looking so far this year?

Uhh no idea, but apparently Puka Nacua's brother is slapping the shit out of fans. So that's pretty cool, I guess.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Alright, how's the UFL looking so far this year?

Thats about as much info as I can give you

 

[Zaryiu2]

There is a board that puts the people in charge. It runs kinda like a real company with people being put in charge

So how is the decision making gets splitted? Anyone with more authority?

Browns making moves
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https://x.com/CtespnN/status/1919082721353113773

CTESPN is antonio brown's joke account

Ok that was actually funny

 

[break these cuffs]

So how is the decision making gets splitted? Anyone with more authority?

There is a President/CEO. That's currently Mark Murphy. He represents them at owners meetings, although reportedly he isn't taken as seriously if other owners don't agree with what he's saying because he isn't in the Billionaires Club.

 

[HackerX]

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Thats about as much info as I can give you

Go team football!

I do appreciate that St. Louis is using their team as an opportunity to say "fuck Stan Kroenke". Yeah, the city is a dying, nog-infested shithole with the only out-of-town attraction being the St. Louis Cardinals and The Arch, which is closed all the fucking time, but he gigajewed the city hard.

So how is the decision making gets splitted? Anyone with more authority?

Nope. Team president is the defacto owner. I imagine there's got to be a mechanism of the owner gets caught doing blow and fucking hookers, but that hasn't happened yet.

There is a President/CEO. That's currently Mark Murphy. He represents them at owners meetings, although reportedly he isn't taken as seriously if other owners don't agree with what he's saying because he isn't in the Billionaires Club.

On the flipside, lol Jerry Jones. The Arkansanigger runs the owners.

 

[break these cuffs]

On the flipside, lol Jerry Jones. The Arkansanigger runs the owners.

I always forget Jerr isn't even from Texas. There are just so many other things to laugh at him about.

 

[Major Filth]

There is a President/CEO. That's currently Mark Murphy. He represents them at owners meetings, although reportedly he isn't taken as seriously if other owners don't agree with what he's saying because he isn't in the Billionaires Club.

The sop they throw the Packers is that Murphy gets to be on the Competition Committee who decide on which off-season rule change suggestions to bring to the Owners Meeting. Weird how having someone in charge of a franchise with two HOF QBs in a row has led to so many rule changes that benefit the offense, right?

 

[Local Fed]

The Ravens have officially released kicker Justin Tucker amid his sexual assault allegations.

In other Law & Order: AFC North news, linebacker Devin Bush of the Browns has been charged with assault and harassment after an incident with his girlfriend where he allegedly pinned her to a massage table and destroyed her phone, also resulting in minor injuries to her right foot and wrist.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

I always forget Jerr isn't even from Texas.

He's a Razorback. That's why he said he would never draft a Longhorn in the 1st round.

 

[Americunt]

He's a Razorback. That's why he said he would never draft a Longhorn in the 1st round.

Why Howie continues to be goated, Florida Gator but exclusively drafts UGA and Bama boys.

 

[HackerX]

Why Howie continues to be goated, Florida Gator but exclusively drafts UGA and Bama boys.

That's because Florida has been dog shit since Lord Tebow left. Idk how the lone SEC school in Florida managed that, but they do.

 

[Trombonista]

The Ravens have officially released kicker Justin Tucker amid his sexual assault allegations.

In other Law & Order: AFC North news, linebacker Devin Bush of the Browns has been charged with assault and harassment after an incident with his girlfriend where he allegedly pinned her to a massage table and destroyed her phone, also resulting in minor injuries to her right foot and wrist.

 

[Squanto Airi]

In other Law & Order: AFC North news, linebacker Devin Bush of the Browns has been charged with assault and harassment after an incident with his girlfriend where he allegedly pinned her to a massage table and destroyed her phone, also resulting in minor injuries to her right foot and wrist.

The AFC North just needs to be done with massages at this point

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The Ravens have officially released kicker Justin Tucker amid his sexual assault allegations.

In other Law & Order: AFC North news, linebacker Devin Bush of the Browns has been charged with assault and harassment after an incident with his girlfriend where he allegedly pinned her to a massage table and destroyed her phone, also resulting in minor injuries to her right foot and wrist.

Just a reminder, the NFL will put up with you if you are good enough. Shoutout Shedeur