The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Fat Gay Riker said:
Sounds about right. Still won't have a 4,000 yard passer though. God the Bears are a trash heap, but they're my trash heap.
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I’m gonna go out in a limb here and say that Fields has a breakout year. Doesn’t set franchise records and still runs way too fucking much because his offensive line is so bad, but he manages to at least improve upon his stats with DJ Moore.

That whole division is up for grabs anyway. Lions and Vikings defense sucks, Justin Jefferson is basically the entire Vikings offense and Jordan Love and his chiclet teeth are still a massive question mark for the packers
 
Danny Dimes said:
I’m gonna go out in a limb here and say that Fields has a breakout year. Doesn’t set franchise records and still runs way too fucking much because his offensive line is so bad, but he manages to at least improve upon his stats with DJ Moore.

That whole division is up for grabs anyway. Lions and Vikings defense sucks, Justin Jefferson is basically the entire Vikings offense and Jordan Love and his chiclet teeth are still a massive question mark for the packers
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This division is the Lions to lose. Idk how long they will be sitting at the top, but they are at the top right now. Vikings are rebuilding, Packers are rebuilding, and the Bears are a disaster
 
The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
Pretty much the same for the Saints as well. The Falcons and Panthers suck and will probably spend the next decade trying to rebuild and the Buccaneers without Brady will go right back into eternal mediocrity. Assuming Derek pans out and our coach can learn how to coach, the division is all but assured to go to the Saints.
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Falcons I feel like have a better shot than any team. I like Ridder and feel like he has more of a chance than Bryce Young and Baker Mayfield.

It really does suck when your team is in a division where your primary rival pretty much has an exact counter to every part of your offense and defense, though.
 
I just want the Rams to be super mid and for McVay to have been found out. I'll tolerate us and SF beating each other into pulp while Arizona sits in the corner eating crayons, but if LA bounces back the NFC West fucking sucks to be in.
 
Danny Dimes said:
Falcons I feel like have a better shot than any team. I like Ridder and feel like he has more of a chance than Bryce Young and Baker Mayfield.
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Ridder's not exactly elite but he's the perfect match for that offense.

Dude's like the anti Jameis. He protects that damn ball with his life. With Atlanta's run game this is pretty much just what they need.
 
std::string said:
He has a well documented history of not paying people.

This is partly on the NAL since most sports leagues require ownership changes to be approved so you don't have a psychotic headcase like AB buying a team.
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"You know that asshole with CTE who doesn't pay his debts, who nearly dropped a couch on a baby and froze his feet in a cryo tank? He wants to buy one of our teams. Sounds like a great business deal!"

What could go wrong?
 
InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
"You know that asshole with CTE who doesn't pay his debts, who nearly dropped a couch on a baby and froze his feet in a cryo tank? He wants to buy one of our teams. Sounds like a great business deal!"

What could go wrong?
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Mike Tomlin deserves a spot in the HOF for having to deal with Big Ben, Mike Vick, Le' Veon Bell, and fucking Antonio Brown all at the same time.
 
Danny Dimes said:
Mike Tomlin deserves a spot in the HOF for having to deal with Big Ben, Mike Vick, Le' Veon Bell, and fucking Antonio Brown all at the same time.
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For AB at least the org basically said we're gonna pull your press passes if you report on his shit. And then AB discovered the wonders of social media!

AB is so fucking weird to me since you'd expect someone crazy as that to just not practice at all but that dude practiced harder than anyone.

Plus his combine stats were fucking awful so it wasn't natural athleticism. That dude just unleashed his bipolar mania on the field and off the field I guess.
 
std::string said:
For AB at least the org basically said we're gonna pull your press passes if you report on his shit. And then AB discovered the wonders of social media!

AB is so fucking weird to me since you'd expect someone crazy as that to just not practice at all but that dude practiced harder than anyone.

Plus his combine stats were fucking awful so it wasn't natural athleticism. That dude just unleashed his bipolar mania on the field and off the field I guess.
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Can't wait for them to scan his brain after he dies. Just to see the kinds of fucked up CTE he had
 
std::string said:
For AB at least the org basically said we're gonna pull your press passes if you report on his shit. And then AB discovered the wonders of social media!

AB is so fucking weird to me since you'd expect someone crazy as that to just not practice at all but that dude practiced harder than anyone.

Plus his combine stats were fucking awful so it wasn't natural athleticism. That dude just unleashed his bipolar mania on the field and off the field I guess.
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Oh boo, I liked my theory that Tomlin paid the S&C staff to put Lithium in his shakes to keep AB in line. Bribing the media is just so...pedestrian.
 
std::string said:
For AB at least the org basically said we're gonna pull your press passes if you report on his shit. And then AB discovered the wonders of social media!

AB is so fucking weird to me since you'd expect someone crazy as that to just not practice at all but that dude practiced harder than anyone.

Plus his combine stats were fucking awful so it wasn't natural athleticism. That dude just unleashed his bipolar mania on the field and off the field I guess.
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AB has always been unhinged. There was reports of him being denied from playing for Florida International because he had an altercation with their security staff. CTE just made those problems worse.
 
Danny Dimes said:
AB has always been unhinged. There was reports of him being denied from playing for Florida International because he had an altercation with their security staff. CTE just made those problems worse.
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Your namesake reminds me that thanks to... extenuating circumstances.... Daniel Jones somehow actually was the best QB the Giants could've picked at that time.
 
Ensok said:
Your namesake reminds me that thanks to... extenuating circumstances.... Daniel Jones somehow actually was the best QB the Giants could've picked at that time.
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I'm a massive Daniel Jones believer, I was one of the few people who actually championed the deal they gave him when it came out that he was going to re-sign. I genuinely think that the second he gets a true WR1 he can finally break out and prove that he's the future of the team.

2019 Draft just sucked for QB's anyway.
 
Danny Dimes said:
I'm a massive Daniel Jones believer, I was one of the few people who actually championed the deal they gave him when it came out that he was going to re-sign. I genuinely think that the second he gets a true WR1 he can finally break out and prove that he's the future of the team.
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Until they get that true WR1, they should just keep running that QB sneak. Gets some nice yards on the carry
 
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