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I keep forgetting to post this gem I found.
The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)
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It's nice to know that the post Snyder Commanders are continuing his legacy of shooting the team in the foot.
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Clearly new ownership is looking for a placeholder right now. The rebuild was only a matter of when, not if, and the trade deadline moves were indicative on what we should expect from them in the offseason.
Eric Bienemy got fucked though.
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As he should. He has absolutely no qualifications to be a Head Coach.
Being a shitstain whose most significant accomplishment is relaying Reid’s plays to Mahomes doesn’t exactly inspire confidence that he can get the job done as a HC.
Chiefs also made the Super Bowl without him, so there’s that too.
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Goddamnit Commies, you had one job.
The “Snyder’s Gone!” Victory Lap excuse is gone, this is just fucking stupid. Least they don’t have the worst owner in the league anymore, but that doesn’t help if the rest of the staff, or especially the team, is the same old shit.
At least they’re not Carolina. Someone is probably hoping Tepper has a stroke down there…
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According to Pro Football Faggots, KC should be very healthy and at full strength with the exception of that 1 Defensive Lineman.
Niners are looking reasonably good as well, although Deebo's shoulder is a bit of a wild card.
The analytics crowd can eat a dick for all I care, so not sure why I'm even referencing anything that they say.
Niners are looking reasonably good as well, although Deebo's shoulder is a bit of a wild card.
The analytics crowd can eat a dick for all I care, so not sure why I'm even referencing anything that they say.
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I can't wait for the Chiefs to lose to the 49ers. I hope Taylor dumps Kelce on the spot, and then starts dating a 49ers player. That's the funniest timeline.
Unfortunately the real timeline will most likely be the Chiefs win. Kelce proposes like people are betting. It'll be the most blatant game of Refball solely because Taylor's there. So much so I'm renaming it Swiftball and Swiftbowl ahead of time. It'll be followed by a SWIFT divorce by June. The only winner will be Roger himself.
I can't wait till next season when Geno Smith starts dating Ariana Grande.
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Dan Quinn to the Commanders. Congrats now they too can learn a basic defense that will be easily countered.
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People have deluded themselves into thinking he'll function just as well as a pocket passer once he loses his ability to scramble and extend plays forever.
That just doesn't really happen. I predict a massive falloff like with Russ where he keeps trying to escape the pocket but can't.
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Russ has always been retarded and makes horrible reads.
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Literally "oh fuck we played hardball with Ben Johnson too much and now everyone we wanted is staying put", the move.
Hope the Commanders are well and truly ready for running a busted-ass nickel defense down by 2 scores in the 2nd half, because that's just about the only thing Quinn learned from Carroll.
Ironically, given our rivalry when both teams were hot, he's got Kaep's problem where when the guy he wants to throw to isn't open he resorts to his legs.
Unlike Kaep, that was mostly dedicated to scrambling around in the backfield for an eternity before his guy inevitably got wide open 50 yards downfield (corners can only sprint for so long) instead of beelining for a first down/touchdown.
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Sports analysts are probably the most useless people on the planet besides news analysts. They both have the same playbook of just forgetting every wrong prediction that they ever made and making a huge deal about the 10% of things they got right. I legit can't imagine simultaneously being that worthless and also that shameless about it.
Quarterback Rex Grossman
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Wasn't that the excuse for them letting Ron Rivera shit the bed year after year?
Imagine watching Jordan Love of all people dab on the Cowgirls' defense and thinking Dan Quinn should be your head coach. Just hire Bill or an unknown you dumbshits.
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10% is pretty generous. Although, they are like 10x more correct than those faggots who have those daily shows on these sports shows
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So, does the NFL think it's attracting a female crowd by turning itself into the gossip pages?
Because womaning-up the Marvel Cinematic Universe didn't work out for Marvel Studios.
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They need to have a permanent Swifty cam broadcasting on nfl.com for $9.99.
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Calling it now - someone is going to see the swell in the Female Demographic and start a WNFL - only for it to be on life support even harder than the WNBA, because Women are watching to see Taylor Swift more than anything else.
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Amazon had that goofy broadcast on TNF with two women announcers and I don't think it lasted beyond one season before they relegated it to a subchannel behind the Espanol broadcast. I'm going to go out on a limb and say women would rather listen to sexy Tony Romo predict the future instead of another woman doing that manish broadcaster voice.
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WFA already exists and nobody watches it.
It does have some fun shit sometimes though. The best RB in the league is 4'11"