The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
R00T said:
so it's rigged regardless of who wins got it.

you make the short bus look like intellectuals.
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Do you even understand how wrestling works? It's all about storylines to draw in viewers. They can't let one team win all the time. The NFL is legally classified as "sports entertainment", just like the WWE is. It's just as fake as wrestling.
 
lmao
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I assumed it was gonna be a bunch of faggy dei nigger cattle bullshit so I didn't watch it.

Personally, If they put all of nfls pedophile jew shareholders in the ring with a pack of hungry pitbulls my ass would have been glued to the sofa, no bathroom breaks.

Btw, since the Eagles won is edp445 chomping down on a celebratory cupcake?
 
The Gene Genie said:
Kendrick lost
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How did Kendrick Lamar lose?

He got an entire stadium to join him in calling Drake a pedo. And he got Serena Williams (who was apparently Drake’s ex?) to do a crip walk. Most I’ve seen is folks talking about how Kendrick continues to dance on Drake’s grave and folks talk how Kendrick Lamar is “a level of hater I can only dream of being”.

It’d be a bigger shock if Kendrick Lamar did NOT perform “Not Like Us”. That’s song has been endless winning for him and his Stans.
Meat Target said:
Taytay is KC's Yoko Ono.

Hope she packs her bags and goes the fuck back to....wherever. Fucking Swifties are an embarrassment to my fair hometown.
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Except Taylor has actual talent, at least from what I’ve heard about Yoko.
Rudolf's Friend said:
You guys think that EDP445 and Brown MovieBob clone Cory Anotado are doing any shenanigans right now?
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Never forget his reaction when Jalen Hurts was drafted.
Gulls on Film said:
They are extra greased up tonight, but that won't stop them from trying to climb them like an obstacle from Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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A real man of culture, you are. But yes, nothing can stop an Eagles fan.
 
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Save the Loli said:
So? They'll pick up another guy who ends up being almost as good. Just like the Patriots did.

It's rigged in a lot of ways. Like the refs, telling coaches to make dumb calls, etc. When the Giants won, that was part of the storyline. They WILL find a way to make the team they want to win and the player they want to succeed. You're out of your mind to think shit like Brady winning a Super Bowl despite being ancient, or making a 28 point comeback in the 4th quarter wasn't a bunch of fake shit some writer came up with.

And lest you think I'm too harsh on Brady and the Patriots, they would rig it for the Colts too because Archie Manning told the NFL to make Peyton a star, so he got to be the "face" character. You'd see him in the stands on his phone sometimes when they were reviewing a play, he'd always be on his phone, and the result would always favor the Colts (or Giants if he was there). Wonder who he was talking to, hmmm? And don't forget other obvious storylines like Jim Harbaugh vs John Harbaugh in Super Bowl 47 or when they started rigging it for the Saints after Hurricane Katrina. There's so many "coincidences" here.
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>anime avatar
>retarded dogshit opinion
>thinks everything is WWE because he's wrestlebrained
yeah that checks out
archie manning was a journeyman QB in the 70s, why the fuck would the NFL listen to him?
 
Save the Loli said:
Just like Brady (who was the heel character in the NFL storyline back then), Mahomes is gonna win another 2-3 Super Bowls. Watch, Chiefs will win in 2027 (Super Bowl 61), probably beating the Eagles again in a hyped "revenge" match. It's all about storylines, they can't have the hero winning too much after all.

I think they started rigging the NFL in 2001 after the 90s had shit like the Bills losing 4 Super Bowls in a row or Dan Marino getting utterly blown out in his last game. Who wants to watch disappointments like that? They had to make the "new" stars look ultra cool, and since baseball got the ratings boost by celebrating roiders hitting home runs, why not turn the NFL into sports entertainment?
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You just have a weird little schizo theory about everything, don't you?

Honestly, did you predict this outcome in advance? Or were you one of the people who thought the fix would be in the exact opposite way beforehand?
Random Internet Person said:
Except Taylor has actual talent, at least from what I’ve heard about Yoko.
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But not at football, making her still a candidate to be the Yoko Ono to the Chiefs. She's obviously not the Yoko Ono to her own music career, not sure how that would work.
 
Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was awful. Used to, I didn't share my dad's dislike for rap music, but that was as awful as it gets. It sounded like gibberish. Taylor Swift had more talent than this. Even Beyoncé's halftime show was better than this.
 
#FreeRoss said:
Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was awful. Used to, I didn't share my dad's dislike for rap music, but that was as awful as it gets. It sounded like gibberish. Taylor Swift had more talent than this. Even Beyoncé's halftime show was better than this.
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Yes, i too wished he had a wardrobe malfunction.
 
R00T said:
she has already started the break up album. she probably had the titular song finished by half time.
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This isn't possible unless everyone else in her row was the huge list of names who's going to share the song writing credit.
 
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