The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
How does the white id-right of America justifies their consumption of things like sports and rap music?

There's one minor black character in a videogame: "DEI! Trash! I wont play it!"
Two dozen black people throw an egg for 10 hours: "Wow so based. Bring the whole family."
Occam's Razer- most people aren't fixated about racial purity or whatever you're trying to strawman. Can the thread tourists fuck off already?
The nice thing about sports is they're meritocratic. Cope and sneed all you want, but if someone's better than you at the specific job, then they're getting the job.
 
I really dont understand the appeal of this guy's "humour".
Better than the living embodiment of all Cowboys fans stereotypes in the flesh
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Now I'll make a hot take. I understand why we were the most rooted for team. I don't think Mahomes played poorly.We just out did him. So hard. That series of sack sack pick BEST OF MY LIFE! Kid picked 6 on his bday.
Even with the Eagles' front 4 getting mad pressure without even bothering to blitz, hence all the sacks, Mahomes kept throwing passes behind/over his targets and chucked several passes into the dirt in the first half.
Him playing terrible and the Eagles outplaying his team can both be true.
 
I really dont understand the appeal of this guy's "humour".
Mostly family friendly safe humor you get a chuckle at. It’s like MadTV sketch comedy from the mid-2000’s and it’s at most like three guys.
Occam's Razer- most people aren't fixated about racial purity or whatever you're trying to strawman. Can the thread tourists fuck off already?
The nice thing about sports is they're meritocratic. Cope and sneed all you want, but if someone's better than you at the specific job, then they're getting the job.
Women aren’t actually banned from the NFL. There is no “no girls allowed rule”. Women actually have tried out for kicker, but usually don’t really make it past the first round of the combine.
 
Even with the Eagles' front 4 getting mad pressure without even bothering to blitz, hence all the sacks, Mahomes kept throwing passes behind/over his targets and chucked several passes into the dirt in the first half.
Him playing terrible and the Eagles outplaying his team can both be true.
It's lazy as hell to praise the QB for every win/lay the blame at the QB for every loss. The Chiefs were outplayed in nearly every aspect; I think run defense is possibly the only thing I'd say they did well. Otherwise they got cooked. Mahomes throwing that dime of a touchdown in garbage time only counted for people's bets on the final score. Philly putting in backups and gatorading the coach with more than 3 minutes left was seriously disrespectful in the best way possible.
I dislike the MVP because it feels like it goes to the winning QB by default even when it was a defensive masterclass because you probably can't pick out one singular guy as the most important. But Philly's front 4 should have all gotten a quarter of the MVP (and maybe cut a few more chunks out for Sweat and their secondary). I did vote for Cooper DeJean as the MVP because I'm riding with the exciting whites.
All I saw was a massacre on live television. Sucks to be a Chiefs fan, but it feels good for the rest of us.

I remember when the Eagles dismantled the Patriots too. I forgot what Super Bowl that was, but I do know that Nick Foles called that trick play in the redzone.
No love lost for Chiefs fans. I watched way too many games just get handed to them this season alone. Nobody wins that many comebacks/one score games in a row without a finger on the scale. They deserve far worse for all their "luck".
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John Rocker almost beat the shit out of Pat Mahomes Sr. after the SB. Rocker later said on Twitter that Mahomes was a loser that couldn't take a joke.

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Portnoy is trying to set up a flight.

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Barely notable sports figures boxing is more natural than the forced e-celeb boxing meme, but it's still incredibly gay.

Completely unrelated, but my insane copeium/hopium is at least the Packers did better against Philly than the Chiefs did both in the slippery Brazil bowl and the playoffs. Keisean Nixon and Josh Jacobs are actively trying to lure Max Crosby and Devante Adams to Green Bay, so next year is totally going to be the Packers year, guys!
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Beyond that there's all sorts of interesting vet QBs who are free agents- Aaron Rodgers, Russel Wilson, Kirk Cousins, I think Justin Fields (?), Sam Darnold all competing with what I'm told is a very meh potential QB draft pool for a limited number of spots. Bros I'm so fucking excited for football again and the coaching drama has barely settled! I've said before that I like picking an AFC team to stan for every season, and I think I'm going to be a Pete Carroll Raiders guy as my secondary team, I have no illusions about them being contenders, but they can be better through the use of chewing gum and old spry white guy coach energy. I will also lock in my hater prediction of the Lions being way worse because Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn both left & I believe that every fake Detroit fan will be gone after even a rocky season start & I do believe some teams are truly cursed.
Feel free to reply with your copes/hopes for your footbally franchise.
 
Feel free to reply with your copes/hopes for your footbally franchise.
Bears will still be shit, I expect nothing less from the shit team I root for.
I'll still want the Bills to get a chip, if only to see the parade with fans jumping through tables the entire way down.
Seeing if the Chiefs can reload like they did after 2020.
 
Feel free to reply with your copes/hopes for your footbally franchise.
I just hope Jayden Daniels doesn’t regress TOO hard after the Cinderella Run this last season was. That and my Commies invest into the Defence.

The hope is still only for a record over .500, this teams hurt me enough that I can’t expect anything more, but goddamnit I just want them to win a Superbowl while Dan Snyder is alive so I can watch him Mald about it. Yes it’s petty, no I don’t care.

Also I guess for literally any other AFC team to make the Superbowl. Chiefs can fuck off for a while, especially if the rumour mill of Kelce considering retirement has any truth to it…
 
I just hope Jayden Daniels doesn’t regress TOO hard after the Cinderella Run this last season was. That and my Commies invest into the Defence.
He finished the season healthy. There's plenty of draftable talent that wants to wear the Burgundy and Gold. Myles Garret wants to leave Cleveland.

You just have too believe!
 
Feel free to reply with your copes/hopes for your footbally franchise
1. O line gets upgraded so Herbert ain't running for his life and has time to work.
2. Picking up either Kupp to help the WR room or Myles Garrett to get the D bolstered.
3. (highly optimistic) Spanos has a stroke, and somehow the team moves back to San Diego.
 
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Feel free to reply with your copes/hopes for your footbally franchise.
1. Howie Roseman once again pulls off a heist at the draft.
2. Eagles dominant playoff performance convinces Myles Garret to push for a trade to philly, browns will somehow get fleeced for him.
3. Jalen and Pickett will both go out late next season with injuries and everyone will say our season's dead only for Tanner Mckee to reveal himself as the second coming of Nick Foles.
 
@Drama Fan

Chiefs O-Line got picked apart. Their D-Linebackers did stop Barkley, but that’s the only part of their team that showed up.

Eagles defensive players deserved MVP. Whoever caused that fumble gets it. That tore away any momentum the Chiefs had.

My guess is that Brad Holmes will find someone who doesn’t try to be cute at the worst possible moment. Ben Johnson’s tenure over the Bears will be the McCaskey’s fighting over the team and ruining any chance they have to be good.

Aaron Rodger’s will go to the Vikings, do peyote with JJ McCarthy, and bump the Packers out of a playoff spot after McCarty suffers ego death after doing mushrooms and has a terrible showing week 3.

Jerry Jones will actually somehow get a team in the divisional finals.
 
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