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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Why is Parsons entitled to say, "I want more money"? What if the Packers refused to pay him more money? Does that mean Parsons could sign up with any other team and the Cowboys just lost a player and two picks for nothing?
If yes, does that just put him on the market to haggle and juggle various offers from every team in the league, but only the Packers paid a price to put him on the market in the first place?
If not, if he must play for the team he was traded to or sit out a year (or longer), why do salary negotiations happen, surely some money is better than no money? How does this work?
Players sign contracts to play, essentially, that bind them to play for the team that has the contract.
Parsons wanted to ink a new deal and extend his time with Dallas for a while. Dallas was extending other players and basically put him in the backburner.
Seasons later, another DE from another team signs for a shitload of money (41M/year), shifting the market.
Jerry and Parson's agent battle back and forth this offseason, relations soured when it prob got past 43$M/year, Jerry basically said no further than X amount.

In the NFL, there's basically guaranteed money or non-guaranteed money and bonuses. Guaranteed comes in various forms (skill, injury, or cap space), and can be combined. It's paid out in 18 weekly increments.
This current year of the previous contract has a team option that the Cowboys exercised, which basically forces the player to play another year with them.
It also is a fully guaranteed contract year.


Why is Parsons entitled to say, "I want more money"?
Many players in this situation will claim a 'mysterious football injury' keeping them out during the time and keep collecting paychecks (since it is covered by his guaranteed money clause). If the owner actually likes you, he will let you get away with it so that you can go back to negotiations.
Parsons was prob faking the back tightness BS. This prob pissed Jerry even more, but he won't outright show it, because he also wanted to bring him back.
He would have done the same if he was traded to the Packers and they didn't give him the desired amount.
They'd basically have to trade or pay up, because he'd just cripple-max his guarantee in some way, or sit out.
He still remains on your roster, just doing nothing and making a stink in the media about your front office.


If yes, does that just put him on the market to haggle and juggle various offers from every team in the league?
Yeah, he could try to do that. Although, you might scare off all the other owners. This would put you in the insane situation Lonnie Smith in the MLB was, where he was blackballed to hell and back and signed for pennies. If no-one gives you what your asking for, the NFL market will basically collectively set your price.
You don't want them to do that.


If not, he must play for the team he was traded to or sit out a year (or longer)?
He could have chose to sit out the entire season and damage his value and lose money (if his BS injury stops being football related, very possible with biased team doctors). Then, go into free agency after this year's contract expired.
He could also play and earn his salary, waiting for the extension to actually come through during the season or go into free agency the year later.

Basically, you play for money. If you don't play, you don't earn money.
Unless you are injured and under a guarantee, then you can milk it like your injured coworker milks his PTO and workers comp.
Also, owners and front offices hate this and will fine you a billion dollars for xyz. They take it out of your salary.
It's usually reasonable to the NFLPA and owners, so you usually can't appeal for wrongful fines, etc.
 
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I think my favorite part of all of this was I've been seeing a lot of "He's under contract." comments from Cowgirls fans the past couple of days. Jerreh's media blitz actually worked and he gaslit his fanbase into thinking he was going to make him play on the option. They were talking about franchising him for both years. I love you Jerry Jones. Please, never change.

The long term threat of having Parsons on an actual playoff contender we have to see every year is not great. Hopefully Love has the regression I believe is coming. Some Eagles fans are fearing this is the move that could get Jerry moved away from football operations. I think this is the move that let's us know Jerry has the necessary legal paperwork to ensure he will be making decisions while he lays in hospice care riddled with dementia. NOBODY IS BIGGER THEN JERREH IN DALLAS!

May he reign for 200 years.
 
I'd feel bad about Caleb Williams after this trade, but the Bears are a dogshit team (that I love to bits) and it just means more pain anyway. Let it be. But fuck me.
 
The NFL isn't niggerball. This is.
All ball-based sports are NIGGERball in the year of our LORD 2025. This one is no exception, especially not after all the GAYNIGGER kneeling for the anthem cuz I ken breef bullshit your boy COONlin KaeperNIG did back in 2016 and how the media collectively got on its hands and knees to tongue him his anus Michael Obama style for that little monkeyshine.

NIGGER.
 
Don't the cowboys have a weird history of scandals? Were they the one where a coach got caught with a stolen playcards of an opposing team in the 90s?
 
As someone who knows nothing about football, can someone explain to me what made the recent feature noteworthy? Not trying to be pithy, I really have no frame of reference on any of this. I'm assuming it's because the money he's making but I thought that being overpaid to play sportsball was the norm.
 
Caleb Williams is going to fucking die.
Kill that nail polish wearing faggot!!!!
Jerry Jones is kinda like the pirate software of sports. We call em Jerruh Jones. he just traded the best nigger in sports ball instead of paying him. To sports ball people like me it's a full on lolcow moment. And trust me look into Jerruh Jones he's a fucking cow..
I think the lolcow part is that Jerruh was operating under the idea that a casual conversation with Micah in the spring was functionally a completed contract negotiation. Then, when Micah went "sounds cool. Talk to my agent", Jerruh shat his pants and screamed they had a handshake agreement. What tops ot off is that super mega goes against the NFLPA and CBA because the owner isn't supposed to bypass the agent and negotiate directly with the player.

After all that, loop it all with Jerruh repeatedly calling him Michael, explaining how he's his mom, and the fact he's got a history of making every contract negotiation a fucking episode because he loves to stir up drama whole ending up overpaying the player.

Now you add in the Packers part. A team that's on the upswing, but notoriously conservative, arguably fleecing the Cowboys as far as the trade itself. Money wise, Micah is rich as fuck, but he's the type of player whose never 'available'. To top it off, I think Jerruh shipped him to Green Bay because he thinks it's the 90s and a place players intentionally avoid, which is still kinda true to an extent. But not anywhere close to the dawn of free agency in the 90s.
Now that it isn't featured I can admit to being a Vikings fan. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Hehe found the homo.
is this how I discover after 13 years that trombonista is into football?
They also post frequent player birthdays!
 
is this how I discover after 13 years that trombonista is into football?
Come cheer for the Packers Null. They are called the cheeseheads. You can literally wear cheese on your head

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Oh yay, another offtopic thread derailed because people have to state how superior they are for not watching [insert show/anime/sport here] and would rather have the features either be doomposting about [Jews/Moslems/Browns/Faggots/etc]
 
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