The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

DAL@PHI
KC@LAC (Brazil game)
TB@ATL
CIN@CLE
MIA@IND
LV@NE
ARI@NO
PIT@NYJ
NYG@WAS
CAR@JAX
TEN@DEN
SF@SEA
DET@GB
HOU@LAR
BAL@BUF
MIN@CHI

DAL<PHI
KC>LAC (Brazil game)
TB>ATL
CIN>CLE
MIA>IND
LV<NE
ARI>NO
PIT>NYJ
NYG<WAS
CAR>JAX
TEN<DEN
SF>SEA
DET>GB
HOU<LAR
BAL<BUF
MIN>CHI

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Alright.
Week 1:
DAL@PHI
KC@LAC (Brazil game)
TB@ATL
CIN@CLE
MIA@IND
LV@NE
ARI@NO
PIT@NYJ
NYG@WAS
CAR@JAX
TEN@DEN
SF@SEA
DET@GB
HOU@LAR
BAL@BUF
MIN@CHI

Just try to get your picks in prior to kickoff of the DAL/PHI game.

Week 1
PHI>DAL
KC>LAC
ATL>TB
CIN>CLE
IND>MIA
NE>LV
ARI>NO
PIT>NYJ
WAS>NYG
JAX>CAR
DEN>TEN
SEA>SF
GB>DET
LAR>HOU
BUF>BAL
CHI>MIN

 

[break these cuffs]

Can you guys repurpose one of the dm chains you goon in for picks?

 

[FootballBuff]

Alright.
Week 1:
DAL@PHI
KC@LAC (Brazil game)
TB@ATL
CIN@CLE
MIA@IND
LV@NE
ARI@NO
PIT@NYJ
NYG@WAS
CAR@JAX
TEN@DEN
SF@SEA
DET@GB
HOU@LAR
BAL@BUF
MIN@CHI

Just try to get your picks in prior to kickoff of the DAL/PHI game.

Week 1:

PHI>DAL
KC>LAC
TB>ATL
CIN>CLE
MIA>IND
NE>LV
ARI>NO
NYJ>PIT
WAS>NYG
JAX>CAR
DEN>TEN
SEA>SF
DET>GB
LAR>HOU
BAL>BUF
MIN>CHI

 

[GemstoneEddie88]

Alright.
Week 1:
DAL@PHI
KC@LAC (Brazil game)
TB@ATL
CIN@CLE
MIA@IND
LV@NE
ARI@NO
PIT@NYJ
NYG@WAS
CAR@JAX
TEN@DEN
SF@SEA
DET@GB
HOU@LAR
BAL@BUF
MIN@CHI

PHI
KC
ATL
CLE
MIA
NE
ARI
PIT
WAS
JAX
TEN
SF
DET
HOU
BUF
MIN

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Jerry will never let another team enter the Texas market, I think it's a miracle Houston even got the Texans tbh.
Stephen has that boffish "knows how to mismanage the team like Dad, doesn't get the media hustle nearly as well" energy to him, maybe he'd be ok with letting the league put a team there if Daddy fails to transplant his head into a jar.

Houston only got the Texans because of the Oilers. I doubt San Antonio would even support an NFL team; they're barely a basketball town. It would be like putting a pro team in Austin or College Station. Why not Centerville while you're at it? Everyone can say in the one hotel and eat at the Dairy Queen.

 

[GemstoneEddie88]

I still haven’t forgotten about the Fantasy thread for this year, just been a busy past couple days. It will be setup no later than Friday night.

 

[Needless]

Alright.
Week 1:
DAL@PHI
KC@LAC (Brazil game)
TB@ATL
CIN@CLE
MIA@IND
LV@NE
ARI@NO
PIT@NYJ
NYG@WAS
CAR@JAX
TEN@DEN
SF@SEA
DET@GB
HOU@LAR
BAL@BUF
MIN@CHI

Just try to get your picks in prior to kickoff of the DAL/PHI game.

PHI
LAC
TB
CLE
IND
LV
ARI
PIT
WAS
CAR
DEN
SF
DET
LAR
BAL
MIN

 

[Squanto Airi]

Ok, I will list my picks in the greater than/less than format.

Missing the picks for the SEA/SF and DET/GB games.

Here's my picks:
PHI
LAC
ATL
CIN
MIA
NE
ARI
PIT
WAS
CAR
DEN
SEA
DET
LAR
BUF
MIN

 

[Bonzi Baptist]

Missing the picks for the SEA/SF and DET/GB games.

Sorry for missing those picks. My picks on those games are SEA>SF and DET>GB.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Appreciate it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

PHI
LAC
TB
CIN
MIA
NE
ARI
PIT
WAS
CAR
DEN
SF
GB
HOU
BUF
MIN

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Can you guys repurpose one of the dm chains you goon in for picks?

@Trombonista seriously.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

First game of the season opens with Boyz ii Men singing the national anthem and a bald eagle released to fly across the field. JFC I am so proud to be an American i need to go shoot a gun

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

And here we go...........

And a eagles player goes down to a non contact.

Lol and Jalen Carter gets ejected lmao.

 

[Local Fed]

One play into the season and Jalen Carter's out of the game for spitting at Dak Prescott.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

NIGGA JUST SPAT ON A NIGGA

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nigger behavior spitting at the opposing QB before the first snap. What a dumbfuck.

 

[GemstoneEddie88]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM JALEN CARTER

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

How Jalen Carter is allowed to play football at all after killing someone is beyond me. Of course this nig will spit on a player in a game with 20+ cameras watching his every move.