The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
The Bucs Oline is definitely a good reason why the Bucs lost, plus losing Evans and that punt block tuddy didn't help.
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Bucs probably could've had it without the weird clock management towards the end of the 4th. Weird idea to try to chew clock when you'll need two possessions. Defense was cooking, they should've just run hurry up.
 
Okay boys, listen up. I’m going to need everyone to pour some POSITIVE ENERGY into the Packers v Cowboys game tonight. I’ve got some relatives who are of the “It’s their year” variety every year and I’ve been talking MAD SHIT about the Micah Parsons trade. Like, absolutely unbearable with “Hey did ya’ll hear the news??? That Jerry Jones is a senile retard that traded his generational, potentially HoF PASS RUSHER to the Packers for peanuts??? All because he got his feelings hurt that Micah wanted his agent to negotiate for him???”

Now I’ve mostly been doing it because:
  • It’s funny
  • It’s ridiculous
  • Family members' copes “Oh he chose #1 because he only had 1 sack in a playoff game” or “Micah is greedy” or “Kenny Clark is helping our defense” (Last one is LOL TBH, but I still feel bad for Kenny)
What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount. Sure, a blowout akin to the last time GB was in Dallas would be great, but I don’t want to be too greedy fellas. I’m not going to the idea and/or potential for a negative outcome because I’d KILL myself for realzies. I know I said I’d do it after the game last week, but I really mean it this time!

That means everyone needs to raise their hands Spirit Bomb style. Consult your Ouija boards. Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

That also means YOU, @DSP's Tax Lawyer . I swear to GOD if you bring bad juju, I'll be REALLY REALLY MAD.

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.
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Future MVP Daniel Jones is being sabotaged by his own retarded teammates. How many times do WRs have to be reminded to not celebrate before you're in the endzone?
 
Drama Fan said:
Future MVP Daniel Jones
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I've said it time and time again, Daniel Jones would do fine on any other team other than the Giants. Best thing that ever could happen to the kid. Behind a real O Line, he can run and make passes. Never forget, it took Geno Smith touring the entirety of the NFL before finally finding a home at the Seahawks.
 
HackerX said:
Okay boys, listen up. I’m going to need everyone to pour some POSITIVE ENERGY into the Packers v Cowboys game tonight. I’ve got some relatives who are of the “It’s their year” variety every year and I’ve been talking MAD SHIT about the Micah Parsons trade. Like, absolutely unbearable with “Hey did ya’ll hear the news??? That Jerry Jones is a senile retard that traded his generational, potentially HoF PASS RUSHER to the Packers for peanuts??? All because he got his feelings hurt that Micah wanted his agent to negotiate for him???”

Now I’ve mostly been doing it because:
  • It’s funny
  • It’s ridiculous
  • Family members' copes “Oh he chose #1 because he only had 1 sack in a playoff game” or “Micah is greedy” or “Kenny Clark is helping our defense” (Last one is LOL TBH, but I still feel bad for Kenny)
What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount. Sure, a blowout akin to the last time GB was in Dallas would be great, but I don’t want to be too greedy fellas. I’m not going to the idea and/or potential for a negative outcome because I’d KILL myself for realzies. I know I said I’d do it after the game last week, but I really mean it this time!

That means everyone needs to raise their hands Spirit Bomb style. Consult your Ouija boards. Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

That also means YOU, @DSP's Tax Lawyer . I swear to GOD if you bring bad juju, I'll be REALLY REALLY MAD.

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.
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Based pic inspired from based game!

Good luck cheese bros.. I feel you guys after last week. As a pitt fan i know all too well how annoying the Browns can be at times.
 
HackerX said:
If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.
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It'd way be funnier if the Packers lose. Give Cowboys fans some undeserved hope before December sets in and Packers have back to back loses to the Browns and Dem boys.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
It'd way be funnier if the Packers lose. Give Cowboys fans some undeserved hope before December sets in and Packers have back to back loses to the Browns and Dem boys.
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As much as I hate DallASS and want to see them lose at any and all things, this man speaks the trvth.
 
Señora Airi said:
Wow the Ravens really suck this year.
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That drive that consisted of 2 delay of game penalties, a 5 yard rush, and Lamar taking a 16 yard sack was the point where I said "fuck both of these teams, but the Ravens especially" and fired up a Redzone stream instead

EDIT: Domestic violence calls in East San Jose are going to skyrocket tonight
 
THEY PULLED LAMAR! The Ravens have officially given up in the 3rd quarter lmao.

I'm watching Redzone and apparently there is a phantom hamstring injury. He appeared to walk to the bench just fine imo.
 
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