The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Großmann]

Dude, are you retarded? Who cares if it's karaoke? They paid millions of dollars to fucking put text in Arial font and a blue screen that could've been done by literally any five year old. This the biggest and most expensive ad in media and the most important and Coinbase just said "meh, slap anything together". Fuck you, if I were a shareholder, I'd sue.

I thought it was brilliantly effective. You get most dumb, drunk retards to start singing with the lyrics uncritically until the name Coinbase comes up on screen and they read that out loud. Boom, you have the ultimate advertising dream of having your company’s name come out of a viewer’s mouth and be associated for the next week at least with a pop song ear worm that most people know or like. It’s the “McDonald’s!” patent come to life.

 

[RGK5H]

TPUSA has 3 million watching their stream which is pretty damn good for a stream.

Rumble is at 237k

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

I don't have an antenna sadly.

You can buy some panel thing that fits in your window. That’s what I have, and I don’t live in a city.

Edit: it’s by RCA, I got it from Target or Walmart.

 

[a-Lager]

Regaeton on one side
NuCountry on the other
What a sad day to have ears

 

[Ass Dan]

So Kiwisisters, how we feeling right now? You think Seahawks will hold the line or will Patriots make a comeback in the second half?

Not over til the fat lady sings. Lest we forget 28-3.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Instead of watching the half time spic use this time for something useful, like getting all your bossman jack reaction gif and vids ready

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Keep your filthy fucking hands off of Jason Alexander. The others can all go, but Jason is allowed to be cringe every once in a while.

It's not even his real name, he's a Jew called Jay Greenspan.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Apparently no team that has been held scoreless has won a Super Bowl.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I thought it was brilliantly effective. You get most dumb, drunk retards to start singing with the lyrics uncritically until the name Coinbase comes up on screen and they read that out loud. Boom, you have the ultimate advertising dream of having your company’s name come out of a viewer’s mouth and be associated for the next week at least with a pop song ear worm that most people know or like. It’s the “McDonald’s!” patent come to life.

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This is the single most horrifying image on the internet.

 

[cis mans burden]

Also idk if this is PL but I'm currently on contract with Nielsen ratings so when I switch off the halftime show it's going to show their viewership drop.

 

[Local Fed]

I'm ashamed to say, after switching to the American broadcast, the Canadian commercials are more wholesome and nationalistic. At least the Canadian ads didn't make me look at Zendaya

We did have one for that Euphoria show (I still have no idea what it's about... it looks like moody people fucking maybe.)

 

[Brutality]

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Fact: 99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

 

[W00K #17]

The only proper way for this season to end is this game going the distance without a single tuddy.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So Kiwisisters, how we feeling right now? You think Seahawks will hold the line or will Patriots make a comeback in the second half?

I think I don’t know shit about either team except that Darnold was a meme QB on Reddit they used to post about similar to r/the_Donald so my prediction is the Patriots win because they win in the ‘who throws the game because they are in deep debts to gambling mafia and if they don’t they will be murdered because all sports are rigged now’ contest.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Apparently no team that has been held scoreless has won a Super Bowl.

It's an ontological impossibility for a team to win if that team is scoreless. Unless the other team forfeits, dies or is disqualified.

So here's hoping!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I have seen nothing that has looked anything like a ‘super bowl’ ad.

It looks like normal shit to me.

I liked the promo for that Tracy Morgan film.

Also, if the Patriots lose, I'm going to crash out with Bossman. I don't have any money on the game or anything, but I want the Patriots to win.

Also, Bad Bunny is a taco nigger.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

White kids aren't allowed in commercials anymore. Only black or Mexican kids. You'd think America was majority black instead of the ~10% it's been for almost its entire existence.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Drake Maye looking as impressive as he did in all the other games he fell ass backwards into winning these playoffs. Unfortunately, they still have a chance to turn it around the second half, as Darnold only wants to pass to hilariously covered receivers.

 

[Awssum Possum]

I genuinely don't know anybody who listens to Bad Bunny, and I couldn't name a single song of his. Who listens to this shit apart from Hispanic Zoomers?

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Not over til the fat lady sings. Lest we forget 28-3.

Lol 2 problems here
1. No tom brady
2. The seahawks are not the Atlanta Falcons you have the wrong dirty birds