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Back in the beforetimes, when porn was not consumed on the web, but bought on physical media from an establishement staffed by a disinterested, stoned, aspireing rock star like myself, I had to skip through some of Buck Angels catalogue FOR WORK seeking answers to the questions "how do we sort this?" and "Is this something we can charge kink-extra for?".
Anyway, Buck is what the gays describe as a "power bottom". Buck at the time had some bottom growth, but no more than that it could have passed for a cis-womans. Bucks movies ended up in the "gay kinks" section. That is all I care to remember.
 
She admits that after transitioning the only job she could get was porn. These days has an anti-child transitioning youtube channel and sells sex aids. I don’t watch porn and never have, nor have any desire to watch any, so have no idea what she did in her porn.

Thanks to the now no longer published Bizarre Magazine, Buck Angel’s efforts at porn were literally being a man with a vagina.

There was a photo of her being fucked by a troon with an enormous penis.

It was essentially role reversal porn, but from what I have gathered, she didn’t have much success and it certainly didn’t create a new genre of porn.

I think she might have meant being public about being a pooner was why she struggled with finding work then. People possibly found her a bit hard to handle then, but no one especially would have not wanted her to work.
She didn’t look like a terrible drag queen, just a muscular guy.

As you say though, she could have done any number of jobs, office, catering, light manual, programming, gym trainer, whatever.

I should think it was that she wanted to be a porn star, but while chicks with dicks are a thing, men with vaginas are not.
 
Thanks to the now no longer published Bizarre Magazine, Buck Angel’s efforts at porn were literally being a man with a vagina.

There was a photo of her being fucked by a troon with an enormous penis.

It was essentially role reversal porn, but from what I have gathered, she didn’t have much success and it certainly didn’t create a new genre of porn.

I think she might have meant being public about being a pooner was why she struggled with finding work then. People possibly found her a bit hard to handle then, but no one especially would have not wanted her to work.
She didn’t look like a terrible drag queen, just a muscular guy.

As you say though, she could have done any number of jobs, office, catering, light manual, programming, gym trainer, whatever.

I should think it was that she wanted to be a porn star, but while chicks with dicks are a thing, men with vaginas are not.
Her later stuff that I think she produced herself was more "gay" leather oriented, which I think is the bulk of her work. I don't know the economics of rule 34, but everything is still a thing in porn.
 
Her later stuff that I think she produced herself was more "gay" leather oriented, which I think is the bulk of her work. I don't know the economics of rule 34, but everything is still a thing in porn.

It’s a very niche thing if it is a thing.

For whatever reason chicks with dicks always has seemed to be a kink to a certain extent.

One would have thought that a certain kind of macho man would love his best friend to have a vagina, but that has never really been much of a thing.
 
It’s a very niche thing if it is a thing.

For whatever reason chicks with dicks always has seemed to be a kink to a certain extent.

One would have thought that a certain kind of macho man would love his best friend to have a vagina, but that has never really been much of a thing.
The reason is that at one point in evolution we were very degenerate apes doing orgies on the regular. A penis and/on a woman triggers some sort of hardwired sperm competition "exitement". Or that is the theory.
 
Thanks to the now no longer published Bizarre Magazine, Buck Angel’s efforts at porn were literally being a man with a vagina.

There was a photo of her being fucked by a troon with an enormous penis.

It was essentially role reversal porn, but from what I have gathered, she didn’t have much success and it certainly didn’t create a new genre of porn.

I think she might have meant being public about being a pooner was why she struggled with finding work then. People possibly found her a bit hard to handle then, but no one especially would have not wanted her to work.
She didn’t look like a terrible drag queen, just a muscular guy.

As you say though, she could have done any number of jobs, office, catering, light manual, programming, gym trainer, whatever.

I should think it was that she wanted to be a porn star, but while chicks with dicks are a thing, men with vaginas are not.
Buck Angel, to her “credit” was definitely something unique at a time where a man in a dress was considered weird and exotic.

She was the only known pooner at the time and, though I’m loathe to pronounce it as something noteworthy, was the first (at least somewhat known) pooner in porn.

As for why she “had” to do porn, I would guess it was a mix of valid reasons (Gebder self ID wasn’t a thing at the time, so good luck finding a regular “man” job when all your documents say she’s a woman) and special pooner circumstances: Hard to work with, dramatic, etc.

And I’ll at least give her this much: In a time where tranny insanity is running rampant, she’s relatively sane for a pooner.
 
This certainly has been a conversation I never thought I would have back when I first read about Buck Angel!

Off topic ish, but this is why we should all be helping Josh in the fight to keep Kiwifarms up.

Where else could randoms have a Frank and fairly polite conversation about transsexuals of both sexes and their pornographic contributions?
 
The alternative is her getting it, her boyfriend breaking up with her in a few months because he’s not attracted to a flat chested, gender less freak and she will sink deeper into the nonsense, eventually ending up as ugly, balding eternally single gnome.
I hope he dumps her in the most gender affirming way: "we have to break up, I'm not attracted to men". 🤣
 
or a listened-to-too-much-trans-propaganda thing.
Pretty much, "routine surgery" is something docs say to keep you calm but in reality even a fucking nose operation can easily kill you if they fuck up, I seen it happen and people asking "how could he/she die from that?! its was nothing!" but they do, all the time. Take lasik, totally standard right? done in less than an hour right? yet there are thousands of people with fucked up eyesight, blindness and some have literally lost an eye, all due to lasik.

What trannies and pooners go thru which is not "gender reassignment" (there's no such thing) but radical reconstructive plastic surgery, doesn't sounds as wholesome does it? that's part of the propaganda, the other part its making them believe its no biggie, that its done all the time, that there are no complications, that its just like the real thing and I wouldn't be surprised if some of these slimy fuck butchers with a degree told them it was also reversible.
I say "modern" because before the mid-2010s, there wasn't this intense focus on genital surgery for pooners.
Nah it was already a thing, this is from the mid 2000's:

Funny enough that show its ultra woke now and they would get cancelled if they did that again.
I think it’s partly a cope in the general public. The thought of having a population of “women” with penises and “men” with vaginas running around is just too horrifying/absurd to ponder.
Its because they are so aggressive and militant about trans shit that most people just assume they all want to get their genitals ripped off since only a schizo maniac would obsess this much about something they will never do.
@Stan

I don't think the solution to this problem is more radical feminism. I wish you TERFs would learn that.
They never will, feminists will never own up the fact that the current gender nonsense is entirely their fault, that they pushed for this shit, that they supported it, and most of them still do since terfs are a very small minority.
Anyway, Buck is what the gays describe as a "power bottom". Buck at the time had some bottom growth, but no more than that it could have passed for a cis-womans. Bucks movies ended up in the "gay kinks" section.
So gay guys would rent a movie thinking it was some shorty leather daddy who likes to get pounded only to see a vagina and get terminal blue balls?.
There was a photo of her being fucked by a troon with an enormous penis.
Imagine for a moment the parents of that guy being heartbroken that their little boy is wearing dresses and thinking he's a girl only to hear he's now fucking a girl who thinks he's a guy.

They probably got a stroke from that.
and it certainly didn’t create a new genre of porn.
Thank god...
For whatever reason chicks with dicks always has seemed to be a kink to a certain extent.
Its literally the "I'm not gay but..." porn, every guy who is closeted gay watches that shit thinking its not gay because "its a dickgirl" except that doesn't exist, you're masturbating to a guy dressed as a women you gay-in-denial.
One would have thought that a certain kind of macho man would love his best friend to have a vagina, but that has never really been much of a thing.
Isn't what some people say about the whole tomboy fetish? even though most tomboy fans just want a big titty chick with short hair who likes videogames/cars/other shit guys like. They certainly don't want a muscular dude with a vagina...
 
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To be fair, I would not count Phranc, The All American Jewish Lesbian Folksinger as a pooner.

I am drawing a blank as to who the Amish bearded one is.

But I know number 3 is Leslie Feinberg and number 4 is Teena Brandon.
Teena wasn't even a pooner. She was a victim of horrific abuse and then her story was twisted by the Jews in Hollywood.

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"
Holy shit, completely confirms that 4chan post about Lego doing the study that shows boys want to be like the characters and girls want the characters to be like them.


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Nah it was already a thing, this is from the mid 2000's:
Metoidioplasty was in edgy animators' awareness enough to have its description used as a background gag, yeah.

The difference is that in online FtM communities and in off-topic threads on shipping-heavy fandom boards, but I repeat myself, there weren't teenage girls planning their multi-year, multi-stage surgical project to acquire a nonfunctional penis. I remember sites having literal rules about not posting that the MtF surgeries are better because it was triggering, but admitting that most FtMs aren't thrilled with the options and here is a link to our threads about strap-ons.

When was the last time you saw a pooner haircut guide, a list of links to clothes for smaller men, or saw a pooner write and hand-illustrate a guide to making your own packer out of hair gel, balloons, condoms and a nylon stocking? There used to be an FtM who bulk-bought Mr. Limpies, drilled holes in them and sold her own garage-made stand-to-pees made out of aquarium tubing and a medicine spoon, which is wholesome and American if you squint really, really hard.

At some point there was an unconscious shift in FtMs, and now with pooners it's a rush to surgery, and specifically phalloplasty, at the same time that they care much less about "passing" as a standard adult male. I would love to see a sociological look at how this happened. I had the bystander experience as it ate fandoms and female dork spaces, but inexplicably the form of the pod people changed.
 
Isn't what some people say about the whole tomboy fetish? even though most tomboy fans just want a big titty chick with short hair who likes videogames/cars/other shit guys like. They certainly don't want a muscular dude with a vagina...

I was referring to the kind of “man’s man” who finds women to emotional and a drag, preferring to hang with his buddies hunting, drinking, fishing etc.
While some are probably closeted macho gays, some are married and have a bunch of kids.
They really don’t appear to be secretly gay, just completely uninterested in feminine things and have no time for emotions.

Such a fellow on theory would like a man with a vagina, but I suppose again, they wouldn’t as then the mother of his children could be seen and heard.
 
Behold this glorious Poonis:

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@cybertoaster
They never will, feminists will never own up the fact that the current gender nonsense is entirely their fault, that they pushed for this shit, that they supported it, and most of them still do since terfs are a very small minority.
I got banned from this thread for a long time for expressing those exact thoughts.

@FinnSven
One would have thought that a certain kind of macho man would love his best friend to have a vagina
P/L: if my best friend when I was in my early twenties had been a woman, I would have married...her...
I've never gotten along with anyone so well in my life.
 
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Seriously? couldn't do men work? she's like one of the most passoid (or whatever's the term) pooners out there, could see her working construction and just think its some bald short guy with a hardhat.
In Buck Angel's case, I strongly suspect it was more a matter of "didn't have any useful skills and didn't want to do something boring like accounting" rather than "literally had no other option than porn".

Behold this glorious Poonis:
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I've seen some shit here and in the SRS thread, and that still got a horrified "oh my God!" out of me in real life. :cryblood:
 
Another super manly post..
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sorry if the flair isn't correct!

today i was wearing an open button up shirt with a tank top that made my binder bump look more like a boob bump but at the gas station, some guy did the "bro nod/dude nod" at me!! i kind of just smiled at him because i didn't know what to do..

so my question is how do you do the nod? ive tried it in the mirror and it just looks... weird. it's like im doing it too hard or not hard enough. am i supposed to smile during it? or just keep my face straight? is there any body language that goes along with it? how much do you move your head? how quickly?
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Another super manly post..
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sorry if the flair isn't correct!

today i was wearing an open button up shirt with a tank top that made my binder bump look more like a boob bump but at the gas station, some guy did the "bro nod/dude nod" at me!! i kind of just smiled at him because i didn't know what to do..

so my question is how do you do the nod? ive tried it in the mirror and it just looks... weird. it's like im doing it too hard or not hard enough. am i supposed to smile during it? or just keep my face straight? is there any body language that goes along with it? how much do you move your head? how quickly?
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ok but where did you find this picture of cowboy Null
 
In Buck Angel's case, I strongly suspect it was more a matter of "didn't have any useful skills and didn't want to do something boring like accounting" rather than "literally had no other option than porn".
I'd add "desperate to be famous", which is an unspoken necessary motivator for performing in pornography, and one the producers know exactly how to exploit.
 
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