Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

I've never seen a Gunther in the wild or otherwise.

There is the FTM who claims to be Hitler reincarnated.

 

[2525ABC]

There is the FTM who claims to be Hitler reincarnated.

Deleted, I think but lots of reuploads on tiktok here.
Ovarit claims now hospitalised.
I am hoping for safe recovery and reunion with Ayden, also hunting for the perfect Ayden to ship fuhrerself with.

 

[keytar]

Autism compelled me to draw poondola. Don't forget to touch grass this Spring, pooners

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Autism compelled me to draw poondola. Don't forget to touch grass this Spring, pooners
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: DDood

 

[Szfynks]

A wild Pooner spotted on the cover of an old Witcher comic book.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Pooner sighting in r/honesttransgender.

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Looks like this, of course.

>I stretched my piercings to achieve a more masculine effect

Why do they fucking do this lol?
Seriously how many men do you see with those fucking dumb ear gauges?
It seems to be only something fucking early 2000's stoner retards, the kind that listened to fucking Nu-Metal, and literal Pooners have.
It's almost like a fucking uniform for them at this point.
Pooners - YOU LOOK STUPID STOP IT.

 

[Space Police]

>I stretched my piercings to achieve a more masculine effect

Why do they fucking do this lol?
Seriously how many men do you see with those fucking dumb ear gauges?
It seems to be only something fucking early 2000's stoner retards, the kind that listened to fucking Nu-Metal, and literal Pooners have.
It's almost like a fucking uniform for them at this point.
Pooners - YOU LOOK STUPID STOP IT.

I was able to clock both of the pooners I've seen in public because they both had ear gauges. One was a store worker who had a super high-pitched feminine voice (at which point my suspicions of poondom were confirmed) and whose name tag said Cayden to top it all off . The other pooner I saw in public had an incredibly short stature and she just looked like a short-haired woman. The only way I even thought at first that she might be a pooner is because of her ear gauges, and sure enough, as soon as she spoke, she had the froggy pooner voice, plus her name was a typical "dapper" pooner name.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was able to clock both of the pooners I've seen in public because they both had ear gauges. One was a store worker who had a super high-pitched feminine voice (at which point my suspicions of poondom were confirmed) and whose name tag said Cayden to top it all off . The other pooner I saw in public had an incredibly short stature and she just looked like a short-haired woman. The only way I even thought at first that she might be a pooner is because of her ear gauges, and sure enough, as soon as she spoke, she had the froggy pooner voice, plus her name was a typical "dapper" pooner name.

I admire your restraint.
If I was confronted by a Pooner with a fucking "Cayden" "Ayden" anything like that nametag I seriously don't think I could restrain myself from patting the little dood on top of the head and giving her the best condescending "You'll get there too, Li'l Pooner dood" I could muster just to see the fucking meltdown

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Not an actual pooner, but I found this when I looked up pooner after reading this thread:

being a pooner is the most sad and pathetic thing in the world

That's it I'm 4′ 11″ tall. I have the roundest face ever. I have a super high pitch voice. I was supposed to start testosterone 2 months ago, but...

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being a pooner is the most sad and pathetic thing in the world : 4tran

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It's really sad that there are normal women out there who feel compelled to mutilate themselves for... social validation? Sexual fetishes? I really don't understand what the motivation is for someone like this.

Dear God. She's literally admitting to being stereotypically girly in every possible way. She's an extremely feminine girl who also looks very feminine so what's the fucking problem? What's the point? It's like she desperately wants to be trans for some reason. At least she's got enough braincells to realise the futility and isn't poisoning herself.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

>I stretched my piercings to achieve a more masculine effect

Why do they fucking do this lol?
Seriously how many men do you see with those fucking dumb ear gauges?
It seems to be only something fucking early 2000's stoner retards, the kind that listened to fucking Nu-Metal, and literal Pooners have.
It's almost like a fucking uniform for them at this point.
Pooners - YOU LOOK STUPID STOP IT.

Go into any FTM sub and search 'piercings' for some lawlz.

(This person posts constantly in subs asking for advice on how to get a gf.)

A response:

There's so much hugboxing around this. It's really stupid. At least with MTF hugboxing it tends to be characteristics you can't do anything about (or can't do anything about without significant surgery).

 

[Phlegm Soup]

Is it just me, or are some of the small pooners actually kinda cute?

 

[S.C Malthus]

Is it just me, or are some of the small pooners actually kinda cute?

1. Make Lil' Pooner chia pets.
2. Doood.
3. ???
4. Profit.

 

[Fapcop]

Dear God. She's literally admitting to being stereotypically girly in every possible way. She's an extremely feminine girl who also looks very feminine so what's the fucking problem? What's the point? It's like she desperately wants to be trans for some reason. At least she's got enough braincells to realise the futility and isn't poisoning herself.

Lol!

“Was playing Minecraft with friends yesterday. My cute house was decorated with fucking flowers”

VERY MASC!

And yeah, the gauges are beyond my comprehension. I think you need to be a pooner for it to make sense.

My theory is that these super feminine women still have that very feminine desire to decorate themselves. With makeup, jewelry etc.

The closest thing men come to Jewelry are things like watches. So instead these crazy chicks go totally overboard with earrings, piercings, gauges etc.

In some cases I suppose they have a self destructive urge to be as ugly as possible and destroy their own body. So they shove metal in their face wherever possible.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Is it just me, or are some of the small pooners actually kinda cute?

Not just you. IMO this is utterly adorable (swiped from another forum, apologies to the farmer who uploaded it originally)

 

[Where's Waldo?]

dood..... imagine if pooners were oompa loompas

 

[Rainbow Child]

And yeah, the gauges are beyond my comprehension. I think you need to be a pooner for it to make sense.

My theory is that these super feminine women still have that very feminine desire to decorate themselves. With makeup, jewelry etc.

I have a different theory. I think they've had pierced ears since they were seven years old, and if they take the earrings out then they've got little holes in the ears and that'll let everyone know they're girls, but if they stretch the holes out with gauges then that's punkrock and all their sk8rboi crushes had gauges so it's masc, bro.

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Pooner sighting in r/honesttransgender.

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Looks like this, of course.

 

[Vi0l3t]

1. Make Lil' Pooner chia pets.
2. Doood.
3. ???
4. Profit.

You would have to try and grow it at the beard, because they are usually balding.

 

[Salvador Dali]

This photo of the final pooner boss Elliot Rodger Elliot Ellen Page inspired me to draw this

Spoiler: Ideal beauty standard sperg

It's always interesting to see how a pooner views the male body in their own eyes. They know nothing about how fat and muscle is distributed differently between men and women. And they always have very fem-brained idealizations of the male physique. mfs wanna look like yaoi characters so bad

Also, if you look at the OG Ellen Page pic, her torso is extremely shopped. She has an Auschwitz-mode physique but her abs are way too muscular. Those aren't the types of abs skelly twinks have. It just looks like she got ab implants and they stick out like a sore thumb.

But this is how these creatures view men's bodies. Abs = manly fitness king, but everyone knows that you can get abs just by starving yourself. There is that one saying that women only care about abs "just work out abs bro". She took it way too seriously and now it looks weird. I guess that's just how their mind works.

 

[umami's milk]

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This photo of the final pooner boss Elliot Rodger Elliot Ellen Page inspired me to draw this

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Spoiler: Ideal beauty standard sperg

It's always interesting to see how a pooner views the male body in their own eyes. They know nothing about how fat and muscle is distributed differently between men and women. And they always have very fem-brained idealizations of the male physique. mfs wanna look like yaoi characters so bad

Also, if you look at the OG Ellen Page pic, her torso is extremely shopped. She has an Auschwitz-mode physique but her abs are way too muscular. Those aren't the types of abs skelly twinks have. It just looks like she got ab implants and they stick out like a sore thumb.

But this is how these creatures view men's bodies. Abs = manly fitness king, but everyone knows that you can get abs just by starving yourself. There is that one saying that women only care about abs "just work out abs bro". She took it way too seriously and now it looks weird. I guess that's just how their mind works.

What the FUCK are those ab implants? Them shits have been bothering me since Day One of Boyhood™.

 

[Slur Generator]

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This photo of the final pooner boss Elliot Rodger Elliot Ellen Page inspired me to draw this

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Spoiler: Ideal beauty standard sperg

It's always interesting to see how a pooner views the male body in their own eyes. They know nothing about how fat and muscle is distributed differently between men and women. And they always have very fem-brained idealizations of the male physique. mfs wanna look like yaoi characters so bad

Also, if you look at the OG Ellen Page pic, her torso is extremely shopped. She has an Auschwitz-mode physique but her abs are way too muscular. Those aren't the types of abs skelly twinks have. It just looks like she got ab implants and they stick out like a sore thumb.

But this is how these creatures view men's bodies. Abs = manly fitness king, but everyone knows that you can get abs just by starving yourself. There is that one saying that women only care about abs "just work out abs bro". She took it way too seriously and now it looks weird. I guess that's just how their mind works.

Thats some Liver King type 6 pack on a skinny lil bitch LOL. Definitely not real abs. It is impossible to get abs like that and be skinny everywhere else. Even if you juice and work nothing but abs, it cant be done. By the time you get definition like that your chest and arms would be fucking ripped as hell. Also no definition at all on the obliques.

Instead of being a cute petite woman she wants to be a fake manlet. The 0.238 Percentile male HAHAHAHA!