Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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nothing screams heccin valid masculine male like multiple feminine facial piercings. why do they so often think this stuff is manly?
why did she get very obvious and terrible ab implants? she does realize that you can get real six pack abs as either man or woman by working out right? and they would look so much better.those just look horrible. i can only speculate at how messed up her mental health is at this point. the question is was she always this screwed up or was she at least normalish and hollywood fucked her up?
 
So, apparently the new Pooner problem is that T is a controlled substance, and with the trans "Healthcare" bans being passed, they are losing out on the opportunity to screw up their endocrine system from an early age.

And as is to be expected, TIM's are suggesting DiY.
Which has led to some interesting commentary from the ordinarily "be gay, do crime dood" contingent.
Also, of note, one of the main complaints about the first image? "Why is the MtF attractive?" to which the answer is apparently "They've been using DiY hormones."

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I don’t get it. Is the boymoder a MtF that gave up on passing or a skinny FtM that never really tried to pass, besides wearing a hoodie?
MtF that either gave up or just can't be arsed wearing all the gurl clothes/make-up/fetish gear that day, or wants to benefit from being an obvious bloke, like AliceAvizandum in the trans Muslimahs thread going "boymode" to go to fancy dinners with all the other former public school boys.
 
I don’t get it. Is the boymoder a MtF that gave up on passing or a skinny FtM that never really tried to pass, besides wearing a hoodie?
the assumption in the image in question by the pooners who have seen it is that the boymoder is a MTF that manages to pass thanks to having easy access to DiY hormones.
 
Thats some Liver King type 6 pack on a skinny lil bitch LOL. Definitely not real abs. It is impossible to get abs like that and be skinny everywhere else. Even if you juice and work nothing but abs, it cant be done. By the time you get definition like that your chest and arms would be fucking ripped as hell. Also no definition at all on the obliques.

Instead of being a cute petite woman she wants to be a fake manlet. The 0.238 Percentile male HAHAHAHA!
Goddamn she really is a fucking skelly when you see how thin her legs and arms are, if you're working your abs your legs and to a lesser extent your chest is getting worked too, they're clearly implants but they look so fucking unnatural, and lack of obliques just caps it off. Its actually sad, Ellen wasn't a 10 by a long way but she was a pretty girl, its a fucking travesty what they've let her do to herself.
Lmfao I love that one.
All the Pooners look like they're having a great time, Boymode Alice looks like he's reconsidering his life choices though :story:
 
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I like the idea of boymoder Alice always regrettably taking care of the little Pooner flocks like some sort of divine punishment for giving into the tranny coom. Like he wished on the monkeys paw to be seen as a woman and now he must cope as a tuna tard wrangler.
 
Lmfao I love that one.
All the Pooners look like they're having a great time, Boymode Alice looks like he's reconsidering his life choices though :story:

Childcare work is difficult for a Hon like Alice!

Especially when the alternative for those poor little pooners is this. poooon.jpg
 
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Childcare work is difficult for a Hon like Alice!

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Lol it looks so sad :stress: the plaintive "dood?" and I don't know how you managed it but it looks distressed :story: its great.
Laughed my ass off when I noticed the Pooner Alice is holding has a fucking Phallo like Elephant Dick too.
Great touch.
 
Lol it looks so sad :stress: the plaintive "dood?" and I don't know how you managed it but it looks distressed :story: its great.
Laughed my ass off when I noticed the Pooner Alice is holding has a fucking Phallo like Elephant Dick too.
Great touch.

While I'd love to claim credit? These aren't mine. I found them doing a bit of a deep dive into 4chan archives to see if I could find any Pooner art that was lost with the bans on Reddit.
And while it took a while, I've struck a rosy poonerflesh pink gold.
Also, Alice is being a good hon and making sure a Pooner gets some outside time. But Pooners tend to overreact and when they get too excited, well sometimes? Accidents happen.

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How the fuck is this fucker a pooner? if true he(?) actually passes by getting all the worst male features.
Yeah, if that's a woman she passes for a stereotypical male chomo straight off the sex offender registry. Congratulations (?)

But then all of those photos are angled or selectively lit and the voice/mannerisms would still be a giveaway on top of that.
 
I've never seen a Gunther in the wild or otherwise.
There's one who posts on 4chan's /int/ board. She's a Canadian from Leduc, Alberta (she is known as Leduc/Sheduc on 4chan) and she's... something. Before anyone realized she was trans she was infamous as an especially obnoxious woman-hating incel and white supremacist who orbited another incel (Sonoma, a male incel who was later caught cruising for BBC) who posted on the board.

Eventually someone recognized some of her details from the /lgbt/ board and revealed her for a female (she had, for reasons that remain a mystery, posted her ID, and birth certificate). Of course, her incel crush (I'm not being flip here, she later did admit to pretending that a dog toy was Sonoma and used it to masturbate) turned on her because, surprise surprise, the woman-hating incel didn't like finding out that a woman had been lying to him this whole time. Of course she blames transphobia for this, sometimes she blames Jews.

Eventually Sonoma did forgive her and they began hanging out on Discord, but then she started doxing people on the Discord for no reason so she got doxed in turn. Surprise! She blamed transphobia again!

She goes by Honoré/Henry, but her name is apparently Jesse Pellerin (I don't think that's her real name, exactly, since it's not really a French female name).

Another poster claims to have absolutely wrecked any chance of getting a job so she has no chance of paying off the $10,000 dollars of student loans from nursing school which leads me to my favorite sheduc story.
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She tried to be a nurse at one point, enrolling in a training program, got obsessed with the one male student, but had a mental breakdown when she had to be separated from him and locked herself in the bathroom to cry for a few hours then dropped out. Very manly.
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She later claimed to have dropped out because she killed a patient. On the one hand I wouldn't be surprised if she was really that incompetent, but on the other hand it seems a lot more likely that this is a story she made up to protect her own ego because she's such a lil pooner
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Here is what she looks like and here are her ID and birth certificate (she was born in Antigonish, NS
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How the fuck is this fucker a pooner? if true he(?) actually passes by getting all the worst male features.
Yeah, I would guess he was a literal retard long before I guessed trans
 
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There's one who posts on 4chan's /int/ board. She's a Canadian from Leduc, Alberta (she is known as Leduc/Sheduc on 4chan) and she's... something. Before anyone realized she was trans she was infamous as an especially obnoxious woman-hating incel and white supremacist who orbited another incel (Sonoma) who posted on the board.

Eventually someone recognized some of her details from the /lgbt/ board and revealed her for a female (she had, for reasons that remain a mystery, posted her ID, and birth certificate). Of course, her incel crush (I'm not being flip here, she later did admit to pretending that a dog toy was Sonoma and used it to masturbate) turned on her because, surprise surprise, the woman-hating incel didn't like finding out that a woman had been lying to him this whole time. Of course she blames transphobia for this, sometimes she blames Jews.

Eventually Sonoma did forgive her and they began hanging out on Discord, but then she started doxing people on the Discord for no reason so she got doxed in turn. Surprise! She blamed transphobia again!

She goes by Honoré/Henry, but her name is apparently Jesse Pellerin (I don't think that's her real name, exactly, since it's not really a French female name).

Another poster claims to have absolutely wrecked any chance of getting a job so she has no chance of paying off the $10,000 dollars of student loans from nursing school which leads me to my favorite sheduc story.
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She tried to be a nurse at one point, enrolling in a training program, got obsessed with the one male student, but had a mental breakdown when she had to be separated from him and locked herself in the bathroom to cry for a few hours then dropped out. Very manly.
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She later claimed to have dropped out because she killed a patient. On the one hand I wouldn't be surprised if she was really that incompetent, but on the other hand it seems a lot more likely that this is a story she made up to protect her own ego because she's such a lil pooner
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Here is what she looks like and here are her ID and birth certificate (she was born in Antigonish, NS
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Yeah, I would guess he was a literal retard long before I guessed trans

Gunther pooners pass pretty well.

Kinda makes you wonder if there isn’t the same underlying logic as with incel trannies.

“I’m a shit man, I can’t attract women… I will BECOME the woman!”

“I’m a shit tradwife, I will never attract a man and breed little white kids… I will BECOME the man!”
 
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