Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[The Feline Solution]

Is it as easy as people say?

And so it continues

 

[ApeBass]

i am not ftm, i have just had sex with a few over the past few years, which people on this site seem to view as a novelty.

I don't think it's just Kiwifarmers who view it as a novelty. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" has been a solid maxim for many years.

 

[183 baras]

Bullshit, really? All i know is that i saw rats being as big as cats and dogs in the city.

Yeah. I remember at least two experiments with lab rats: one where they expressed annoyance over making the wrong choice (it had to pick a door with a snack and after making the choice all doors would open showing every treat it could have). In the second case rat had to decide if it wanted a treat or help it's friend. Rats picked helping a friend and then returning together to share the tasty treat.

 

[Poonocchio]

I don't think it's just Kiwifarmers who view it as a novelty. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" has been a solid maxim for many years.

Honestly I'd say it's more akin to sticking your dick in a mouth breathing retard. Most pooners are one step away from flinging their shit around a padded white room.

 

[Sangria Nigger]

I hope the tigers are going to be OK.

The ftm subreddit should change its mascot for a fancy rat. So many heckin' valid doods have them, I wonder if they are part of tje HRT testosterone kits.

 

[The Feline Solution]

one where they expressed annoyance over making the wrong choice (it had to pick a door with a snack and after making the choice all doors would open showing every treat it could have)

I am now imagining a rat smacking its forehead with its tiny paws in annoyance.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Is it as easy as people say?

it can be.

I don't think it's just Kiwifarmers who view it as a novelty. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" has been a solid maxim for many years.

it has, but have you considered mentally unstable people can be really really good at sex? also, I am also crazy, so.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The ftm subreddit should change its mascot for a fancy rat. So many heckin' valid doods have them, I wonder if they are part of tje HRT testosterone kits.

Piercing and tattoo places tend to put ads in the Pride fliers and alt newspapers here; it's strange that none of the pet stores have quietly figured out their demographic and done the same. It'd be funny; head shops, piercing places, and then a multiple-generations' Xeroxed coupon from the co-op for paper bedding material.

 

[Evil Whitey]

Yeah. I remember at least two experiments with lab rats: one where they expressed annoyance over making the wrong choice (it had to pick a door with a snack and after making the choice all doors would open showing every treat it could have). In the second case rat had to decide if it wanted a treat or help it's friend. Rats picked helping a friend and then returning together to share the tasty treat.

Based rats

 

[Hepativore]

I have had pet rats myself in the past, as they are probably the most interesting and intelligent of all of the small animal pets and they are very clean and meticulous about hygiene.

The problem though is that they have very short lifespans and are prone to getting benign tumors, often in bad spots that continuously grow, or various untreatable cancers and mycoplasmosis which is endemic and incurable in domestic rats causes them to perpetually wheeze and have respiratory issues as they get older.

Anyway, ferrets are another pet that pooners seem to gravitate towards for some reason as I always saw pooners carrying them around in bags or talking about them at my prior job. I think that the same "not-like-other-girls" mentality that causes pooners to poon out also causes them to be subconsciously drawn towards other "whimsical" and totally-not-girly things like exotic pets and Tim Burton movies as a lot of Pooners have reptile pets and are obsessed with the Nightmare Before Christmas.

In a way, the "goth girls" of yesteryear from the 80s, 90s and early 2000s have been assimilated by the pooner phenomenon as there seems to be a lot of overlap from the latter as it took over the former.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I am now imagining a rat smacking its forehead with its tiny paws in annoyance.

*PeteButtigiegEatingCinnabon.jpg*

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

it has, but have you considered mentally unstable people can be really really good at sex? also, I am also crazy, so.

I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[pork and beans]

I haven't met a gay guy that's been particularly interested in rats

Well duh. They prefer other rodents. Like gerbils

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

should the vagina give them dysphoria given things like periods and the fact, FACT, that men don't have vaginas?

You would think, but then these are the same people who rush to have their tits cut off only to turn around and proclaim that men can get pregnant. Nobody ever accused pooners of being consistent.

 

[Surfin Terf]

It was buried deep in the story, maybe in one of the follow-ups.

When I first started reading Final Fantasy House it seemed so much like a female writing it that it kept making me wonder if this was real, or if they were changing their details for safety. IIRC the author put it in as a really brief aside, maybe when they were introducing another FtM.

The whole thing was very, very fem-brained, and in retrospect a "male" narrator explains why the allure of BPD pussy wasn't part of the equation, when it otherwise would have been a big factor.

edit: this person, and this is their furry webcomic (archive).

I was listening to a narrated version of it and it had never even occurred to me that anyone directly involved in it was anything other than a woman. When men get lost in fantasy it looks nothing like the Final Fantasy House. Even things like cross-stitch and scrapbooking draw in some men (some of them might even be straight!), but no man (gay or straight) dedicates their life to LARPing as a video game character that they didn't create. I don't know why, but men just don't get nearly as invested in other people's fictional characters as women do.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

When men get lost in fantasy it looks nothing like the Final Fantasy House. Even things like cross-stitch and scrapbooking draw in some men (some of them might even be straight!), but no man (gay or straight) dedicates their life to LARPing as a video game character that they didn't create. I don't know why, but men just don't get nearly as invested in other people's fictional characters as women do.

These women were all mentally ill and if you think men don't get invested in fantasy characters you don't know male anime fans then.

 

[KateHikes14]

I was listening to a narrated version of it and it had never even occurred to me that anyone directly involved in it was anything other than a woman. When men get lost in fantasy it looks nothing like the Final Fantasy House. Even things like cross-stitch and scrapbooking draw in some men (some of them might even be straight!), but no man (gay or straight) dedicates their life to LARPing as a video game character that they didn't create. I don't know why, but men just don't get nearly as invested in other people's fictional characters as women do.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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That's really not the same thing. Cosplay and "he's just like me" stuff is one thing, but I'm talking the full-blown "I am literally this character, he is my alter" type behavior. It's fringe even amongst the most tumblr-poisoned foids, but I've never seen it among moids except with historical and religious figures.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cosplay and "he's just like me" stuff is one thing, but I'm talking the full-blown "I am literally this character, he is my alter" type behavior.

I don't think this is a topical argument.

To my recollection, the FFVII House was about two explicit women who were LARPing as male FFVII characters. That was clear in the text, even if one or more of them pooned out later when it became popular. FFVII House was written back when someone could write "a woman but she wanted to be called <male character> 24/7 and also she smelled bad and threatened to cast magic spells" without having to stop and worry they'd be jumped on for an accurate description.

The stated-male narrator wasn't ever sold on "being" their character, or ever believing in the magic or soulbonds or anything. "He" was just being young and foolish and lost and decided to live with nerds, sight unseen, and didn't realize that "yeah I like FFVII" could mean so much more.

It was the rest of the narrator's behavior and reactions that didn't make sense for male, and which them turning out to be an early-adopting FtM neatly explains.

 

[JimiHendrix]

i was honestly going to take a bunch of pics of the ftms on grindr and compile them into "would" and "wouldn't" categories and post it here so you kids could see how I operate, but the latest grindr update is actually so fucking dogshit that I might just stop using it entirely.