Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Aunt Carol]

Wait. The person who originally wrote and posted the story was also a pooner? I never knew . Might explain why they were such a doormat.

It was buried deep in the story, maybe in one of the follow-ups.

When I first started reading Final Fantasy House it seemed so much like a female writing it that it kept making me wonder if this was real, or if they were changing their details for safety. IIRC the author put it in as a really brief aside, maybe when they were introducing another FtM.

The whole thing was very, very fem-brained, and in retrospect a "male" narrator explains why the allure of BPD pussy wasn't part of the equation, when it otherwise would have been a big factor.

edit: this person, and this is their furry webcomic (archive).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It was buried deep in the story, maybe in one of the follow-ups.

When I first started reading Final Fantasy House it seemed so much like a female writing it that it kept making me wonder if this was real, or if they were changing their details for safety. IIRC the author put it in as a really brief aside, maybe when they were introducing another FtM.

The whole thing was very, very fem-brained, and in retrospect a "male" narrator explains why the allure of BPD pussy wasn't part of the equation, when it otherwise would have been a big factor.

That re-contextualizes a lot. Definitely makes so much more sense now

 

[Harry Angel]

I don't like the fact that this pooner is wearing scrubs. Please ...no troons near medical facilities.

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Lol at that tiny, manicured hand. I bet she's like 5 feet tall as well.

It was buried deep in the story, maybe in one of the follow-ups.

When I first started reading Final Fantasy House it seemed so much like a female writing it that it kept making me wonder if this was real, or if they were changing their details for safety. IIRC the author put it in as a really brief aside, maybe when they were introducing another FtM.

The whole thing was very, very fem-brained, and in retrospect a "male" narrator explains why the allure of BPD pussy wasn't part of the equation, when it otherwise would have been a big factor.

edit: this person, and this is their furry webcomic (archive).

Oh shit, that explains a lot. I read this story a long time ago, before trannies were so common, so it didn't even cross my mind, but now it makes sense. I've always wondered why this dude was so passive and let himself be bossed around and exploited by a bunch of delusional smelly girls, but yeah, looks like female socialization at work.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Spoiler: Dump from /r/4Tran4/

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This person needs to be in an institution or something, dear God. These are genuinely unhinged and dangerous thoughts.

The AGPs are obviously a danger to society but the extremely misogynistic TIFs easily take silver. They think embodying the worst stereotypes of men will make them real boys and are incredibly likely to go violently apeshit to prove their manhood and are a threat to women despite also being female. To any lurking Aidens, this is not a compliment. I know you get off to being predators and rabid dogs and other "forced masculinity" deviancy but you are not just an NLOG, you are an NLONLOG. Your self hatred has driven you insane and you've transformed yourself into the worst kind of woman.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I don't recall that.

@JimiHendrix do/did you fuck men? Trying to find out if i am genuinely misremembering you talking about that in the "Pooners on Grindr" thread.

Also, dudes hating on @JimiHendrix need to salute him instead, nigga just found a different way to play the game.

Quoting myself from that thread to show that i am not trying to be an asshole towards you.

 

[cybertoaster]

They're both covering up the body parts that give them the most dysphoria (she's covering her breasts

See this is what I don't get, should the vagina give them dysphoria given things like periods and the fact, FACT, that men don't have vaginas? because plenty of guys have moobs now, mostly because they are lazy fatsos but also some unfortunate enough to have a disorder like gynecomastia.

edit: this person, and this is their furry webcomic (archive).

So she's a weeb, a pooner and a furry?

Its like a trifecta..............of stupid.

 

[183 baras]

In all honesty, why was she being so vague about what kind of pets they have? At least when posters speak in unnatural ways like talking about "my parent and sibling" you can surmise that they're so politically correct they refuse to gender people unless absolutely necessary, but why refuse to species an animal? Do her guinea pigs identify as snakes or something?

Seems like she was talking about pet rats and didn't want to get derailing comments like "Rats? Ew ew ew". Too bad she brought even more attention to them.

 

[Hepativore]

As I start my new job tomorrow, I am looking forward to not having my nose assaulted by odorous pooners, particularly the most recent hire at my old job.

Since she was a friend of one of the existing pooner employees there, the question remains...who would want to hang around with somebody that reeks of surströmming from six feet away, and how the hell can said pooner not notice that she is foghorning her "pH imbalance" throughout the place? Since she carpools to work, I do not want to imagine what it would be like being trapped in the same car and having to inhale her rotten-fish fumes during the entire drive.

I know that douching is generally not recommended for women, but in her case I doubt it could make things any worse than they already are.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Seems like she was talking about pet rats and didn't want to get derailing comments like "Rats? Ew ew ew". Too bad she brought even more attention to them.

Man, r/rats is stuffed full of pooners, even they're aware of it:

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I'm looking forward to seeing the pooner remake of Willard:

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I haven't met a gay guy that's been particularly interested in rats. Cats, yes. Dogs, sure. Rats? No, lives a short time, plus can get expensive compared to the companionship they bring.

Everyone I've known who've had rats are women, for whatever reason...

 

[JimiHendrix]

do/did you fuck men?

i mean if we're asking on a purely technical level? no, i have not fucked men.

if we're talking hypothetically? i wouldn't be entirely opposed to it if I really like them. like I've kissed guys before, but I haven't fucked one, no.

i hope you people enjoy @ing me so I can come in here and answer hyper personal questions.

 

[The Feline Solution]

i mean if we're asking on a purely technical level? no, i have not fucked men.

if we're talking hypothetically? i wouldn't be entirely opposed to it if I really like them. like I've kissed guys before, but I haven't fucked one, no.

i hope you people enjoy @ing me so I can come in here and answer hyper personal questions.

Thanks fella, then i indeed misremembered.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

I haven't met a gay guy that's been particularly interested in rats. Cats, yes. Dogs, sure. Rats? No, lives a short time, plus can get expensive compared to the companionship they bring.

Everyone I've known who've had rats are women, for whatever reason...

I follow a lot of pet accounts on social media (cause cute animals) and the more unusual pets are almost always owned by women. Rats, insects, foxes, exotic reptiles, et cetera. It's weird.

 

[183 baras]

Everyone I've known who've had rats are women, for whatever reason...

Well, rats have that reputation of unpopular dirty animals but their personalities are bright and behaviour more complex than in dogs and cats. It's a safe way to be "punk" and have a pet that basically human oriented like a dog at the same time.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

i hope you people enjoy @ing me so I can come in here and answer hyper personal questions.

So your FTM and we can ask you all our personal questions? Did you get both surgeries?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

So your FTM and we can ask you all our personal questions? Did you get both surgeries?

No, no, no. @JimiHendrix just fucks pooners for easy access to vayjayjay.

 

[JimiHendrix]

So your FTM and we can ask you all our personal questions? Did you get both surgeries?

i am not ftm, i have just had sex with a few over the past few years, which people on this site seem to view as a novelty.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I haven't met a gay guy that's been particularly interested in rats. Cats, yes. Dogs, sure. Rats? No, lives a short time, plus can get expensive compared to the companionship they bring.

Everyone I've known who've had rats are women, for whatever reason...

Was the punk chick accessory du jour in my youth, most of the girls i remember were so ugly they might as well have been pooners.

i hope you people enjoy @ing me so I can come in here and answer hyper personal questions.

Yeah, it's a bit rude, i admit. You did put out there that you are a bonus hole enjoyer by your own volition, though. I assumed by that you wouldn't be bothered much about more intimate questions coming.

behaviour more complex than in dogs and cats

Bullshit, really? All i know is that i saw rats being as big as cats and dogs in the city.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

haven't met a gay guy that's been particularly interested in rats. Cats, yes. Dogs, sure

Yes, as became rather apparent when they kept getting Monkey Pox.

No, no, no. @JimiHendrix just fucks pooners for easy access to vayjayjay.

Something, something, Modern Problems, something, something, Modern Solutions.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

i am not ftm, i have just had sex with a few over the past few years, which people on this site seem to view as a novelty.

Is it as easy as people say?