Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Found on /ck/ of all places. Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Totally inept at making smashed potatoes, too, the oven form is way too crowded. Her dirt stache amuses me to no end. Also the obesity.

Excess testosterone still acts as an immunosuppressant (also too little, for some reason it's immunostimulatory only at exactly the right natural dose). All the gay party drugs are immunosuppressant - poppers and coke especially, abuse directly related to how fast you died of aids once you caught it. Lou Sullivan literally speedran AIDS.
Highly informative and not previously known to me. Explains why far more fags bit it in the 80's apart from GRIDs being a new virus with no treatment regimes around. I had very few contacts with homos in my life but from the few i had i know they go hard in the paint when it comes to partying and drugs.
 
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You don't have to be bi to fuck Pooners. Degenerate, I'll grant you, but not bi.
There's someone here who does it regularly. Can't remember his name but he's open about what he does, and kudos to him for his honesty.
Pretty sure that dude talked about fucking males too in his thread, as you said he's very open with his degeneracy. I found him talking extensively about how he easily scores pooner hole via Grindr and people getting upset about it hilarious, very inventive and novel way to get your hole. Thread title was something like "discuss the ethics of somethingsomething pooner on grindr with @username" and it's in Spergatory, for anyone interested in looking it up. I think i wished him good luck on his adventures in that thread.
I can't believe people willingly get this shit done. Girls have to know a pump up rot dog is not the same as a mans cock so I can't see how it validates their identify or whatever they claim. Are these people just that gullible?
It's the autism making them do it and thinking it is anything like having a real cock. I'm not even joking.
This must be fake…but what if it’s not?

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Lil pooner gets used as flashlight by seven dudes for the gender euphoria. Also thinks T is birth control.
Please, complete fantasy story by some fujo who most likely didn't even take the first step to poonerdom, zero effort applied to the writing. I bet my life it's pure fantasy by some terminally online hambeast.
The most simpathetic trans character in anime is probably Hana from Tokyo Godfathers and even then he is played for laughs and portrayed as a dellusional faggot.

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His backstory also explains how he ended up marginalized , it wasn't just "society bad and oppresive" because he pretty much put himself there with his choices. Unsurprisingly the wokies have been going hard against the movie for a while, when it was seen as progressive around the time it came out, if satoshi. Kon was alive he'd have daily inboxes calling him a nazi.
The only tranny in media, next to the Mama-san from Earth Angel in the Yakuza games, that i like. Tokyo Godfathers is a flawless movie and one of my all-time favourites.

Mama-san:
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Doesn't take birth control but takes prep
Dumbass thinks T automatically makes her sterile.
fucking 50 randos was never cool, men or women.
Don't fool yourself: if you're a dude and get invited to spend 4 days in a house with 7 chicks and end up banging all of them all at the same time you're Chadicus Thadicius Maxximus.

But in her case its the other way around so this pooner is officially a Slutus Skankitus Supremus.
but instead just just gave me a really sad look and walked inside.
Its the downgrade effect combined with the shock all these trans get when they don't look even remotely as they fantasized. Men thought they would be a living barbie, women that they would be he-man. It never happens, its impossible, and in the case of women most pooners used to be average to above-average looking, some even a 9/10 like that girl who got all the MtF malding. They go from that to looking like a male runt of the litter, all the special treatment its gone.

When you said that you reminded her of all of that, hence the reaction.
I once was stuck with room mates and one of them was this chick who would bathe once a week tops. She wasn't a hippie or a punk just really disgusting but she always paid her share of the rent on time so we couldn't kick her out. Anyway, if you like smelly girls there's something deeply wrong with you, that girl would stank up everything, I couldn't sit on the couch without smelling her.
How is this bitch outside a padded room?
LOL as if the nyt would ever show something negative about a heckin' valid pooner shooterino.
Found while grabbing stuff for another thread:
She doesn't even bothers to look like a boy and fucking pokemon bandaids? are these girls even trying?

If they wanted to be manly they would use duct tape like a coworker I had.
Bruh we have an epidemic of guys with moobs 'cause everybody is obese and most of these pooners are fat fucks too, why care about the boobs at all? focus on not wearing a fucking dress if you want to pass as male, specially when you already have your beard made out of pubes...
and is about to start testosterone despite obvious mental health issues
Wait until she buys a gun...
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
She looks tomboy as fuark.
The manliest job DOOD! Hecking TENS work validates the manishness so much!!!
(In case you're not from Chile, TENS are a bit of a meme and the equivalent of tiktok nurses here in doing anything but their jobs, and they're almost always women or genderspecial women)
You can tell a guy never left this country when their whole plan to get a tradwife is going overseas to a third world country. I was stuck in brazil for years and the shit I saw there was a prologue of what I'm seeing in america now.
On the upside if you are even a semi-competent parent your kid is gonna be a demigod among his peers. The bar is getting really, really low.
The bar is low but if you're good they drop you to not make the mediocre majority look bad.
 
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Lesbian has to break up with pooner because she's not into men, pooner doesn't take it well
I'm 25f and my (now) ex is 25ftm (transgender man). We started dating as two lesbians 3 years ago, and one year into the relationship, he came out as a straight trans man.
I thought maybe I wasn't a lesbian, maybe I could be bisexual and stay. I tried. I supported him through all of it, but I'm truly a lesbian and there's nothing I can do about it.
In June 2023, I started therapy for an issue completely separate from my relationship and sexuality. But slowly, as I opened up, I realized a lot of things about my relationship and about myself. Yes, that I'm truly a lesbian. But also that my relationship with my ex was toxic as hell to me.
I literally gave him so much. So much love, care and attention. I sacrificed so much for him: time, money, energy... And I gave and I gave and I never received the same care. We could never communicate, because he has the emotional range of a 13 year old boy. I suppressed so much of myself for this relationship to work. I didn't feel like my own person anymore. I just felt like half of a relationship.
I broke up with him two weeks ago, citing only my sexuality as the reason. I didn't mention all of the other problems in the relationship. I honestly still cared about my ex and was hopeful that we could part ways amicably and maybe stay friends later on.
Wow, was that hope misplaced. At first, he seemed fine, sad, but fine and things looked like they would be okay. Then a day after, he exploded, said cruel things and really tried to hit me where it hurts. Then he apologized.
He left me alone to take care of our pets (they live in a cage and have to go out at least one hour per day in a special pen designed to hold them) for the whole night while my leg was still in a cast from my broken ankle.
He tried to get a rise out of me by saying that "Tinder and Bumble have changed since we were on there in 2020" (we met on Tinder)
And plenty of other awful things. I really can't write them all. It's like now that I don't provide him with anything anymore (love, sex, etc.), I'm worthless to him. It really truly feels like he's showing me his true colors right now. He's been so nasty one second, then the next apologizing and asking me if I changed ny mind about not renewing the lease. (Spoiler alert: no, I haven't changed my mind about NOT renewing the lease, especially with the way he's been acting these past two weeks)
I just can't believe he flipped a switch so fast. I spent months agonizing over this decision, over hurting him, because I still had love for him and didn't want to hurt him even though I knew it was inevitable. And holy shit. I really shouldn't have felt so torn about it after all.
I wasted 3 years of my life on this asshole. God, that makes me angry. He got so much out of the relationship and I got nothing but sadness and hurt.
I can't wait to be out of here in a few months. And fuck his friendship.
 
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
I think it is supposed to represent how she feels about her breasts as she seems to regard them as appendages that are chained to her and preventing her from being her "trueself" as a "transboy".

...this is an awful lot like how anorexics still see themselves as "fat" when they look in the mirror despite being dangerously underweight.
 
I once was stuck with room mates and one of them was this chick who would bathe once a week tops
To me there are few things as vile as women with poor personal hygiene, how fucking hard can it be to at least take a daily shower and put on deodorant? To be fair, i find it equally disgusting in males.
 
Tokyo Godfathers is a flawless movie and one of my all-time favourites.
Fully agree. What wrecks me harder is Satoshi Kon dying so young, all his movies hit me hard in the feels.

Lesbian has to break up with pooner because she's not into men
Frustating how she still walks in eggshels to validate the pooner's identity and tries to not rock the boat even though she clearly suffered from peak gender lunacy. Even quitting the relationship she still can't fully escape the gaslighting and really isn't allowed since its not PC.

once was stuck with room mates and one of them was this chick who would bathe once a week tops
Thats exactly the same thing Jen from the Final Fantasy House used to do. The guy in the story said she reeked and put on perfumes to try to mask the smells instead of showering. She ended up pooning out too.
 
Fully agree. What wrecks me harder is Satoshi Kon dying so young, all his movies hit me hard in the feels.
Yeah, absolute crying shame. Unique and extremely talented film maker, there's not one of his works i don't hold in very high regard, even now that i am older and much less of a weeb than i was in my youth.

Edit: The Paranoia Agent opening is one of the greatest in anime history, the Hirasawa/Kon/Mad House combo was a match made in heaven.

/end animu sperging
 
Found on /ck/ of all places. Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Totally inept at making smashed potatoes, too, the oven form is way too crowded. Her dirt stache amuses me to no end. Also the obesity.
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Highly informative and not previously known to me. Explains why far more fags bit it in the 80's apart from GRIDs being a new virus with no treatment regimes around. I had very few contacts with homos in my life but from the few i had i know they go hard in the paint when it comes to partying and drugs.
We have failed to socialize our little doods as fellow men, now here is the deal:
If you are 20yrs old, only the top 5% get to take their shirt off casually, if you are 30, it's the top 10%, 40: 15% etc.
Unless swimming or sleeping or having sex.
Fat guys (95% of pooners) don't get to hang around without a shirt. Think "Bikini body", but for men and without body-positivity campaigns. If you don't have it, keep a shirt on.
Jayden Christ and his mastectomy stigmata, I don't want to see this again!
 
I think it is supposed to represent how she feels about her breasts as she seems to regard them as appendages that are chained to her and preventing her from being her "trueself" as a "transboy".
No I meant the one where hands are painting her.
The guy in the story said she reeked and put on perfumes to try to mask the smells instead of showering.
How considerate of her, this chick wouldn't even do that, just raw stank...

>mfw I had to use the bathroom after her
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Fully agree. What wrecks me harder is Satoshi Kon dying so young, all his movies hit me hard in the feels.
The best anime director of his generation, how unfair that of all the idiots making generic moe-isekai shit he was the one to kick the bucket...
 
I hope the tigers are going to be OK.
In all honesty, why was she being so vague about what kind of pets they have? At least when posters speak in unnatural ways like talking about "my parent and sibling" you can surmise that they're so politically correct they refuse to gender people unless absolutely necessary, but why refuse to species an animal? Do her guinea pigs identify as snakes or something?
 
Also a pooner, FYI
Wait. The person who originally wrote and posted the story was also a pooner? I never knew . Might explain why they were such a doormat.

The best anime director of his generation, how unfair that of all the idiots making generic moe-isekai shit he was the one to kick the bucket
Probably true but he was part of an amazing generation artists he collaborated with were all geniuses that industry is never gonna get that kind of talent again.
 
Leaving aside the obvious mental illness/trauma behind it, I rather like this one simply from an artistic viewpoint. My reading was that the blue one is supposed to be a pooner "egg" who feels like society keeps trying to "paint" her as a girl (her skin is blue = she's actually a boy, but the hands keep trying to paint her pink = push her into a feminine role), and the pink one is an MTF egg in the opposite situation. They're both covering up the body parts that give them the most dysphoria (she's covering her breasts, he's covering his genitalia).

Then a day after, he exploded, said cruel things and really tried to hit me where it hurts. Then he apologized.
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He's been so nasty one second, then the next apologizing and asking me if I changed ny mind about not renewing the lease.
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I just can't believe he flipped a switch so fast.
Holy BPD, Batman. :story:

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An angsty pooner. You tell 'em, Aiden!

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"No jeans! Only skirts!"
Where in the world apart from maybe the most conservative Jewish/fundy Christian/Muslim communities do parents even still say this to girls nowadays?
 
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