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[Digital Thunder]

Only women have to live with the deep failure of being female every single day. Men have no reason to think about the depth of despair it is to be female. I have no idea why homos would have a reason to hate women other than maybe they have a misguided envy of women.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homo.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homo.

For some reason I can never beat the gay male allegations.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Only women have to live with the deep failure of being female every single day. Men have no reason to think about the depth of despair it is to be female. I have no idea why homos would have a reason to hate women other than maybe they have a misguided envy of women.

There's no reason to hate women but whereas people grow racist after seeing niggers time and time again rape, kill and diddle, they also see women act like literal children and get away with it cause they're attractive. Once I saw someone describe women as acting and being catered to like toddlers by society, it all made sense. They're rarely face consequences of the same scale as men, but likewise their successes are written off cause "well she's hot too, so that's why she got promoted". But they lean into that. You'll find genuinely talented women dress up like a barbie so that they can both be "too hot for you" but also pull the "scared of smart women" card.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homo.

On one hand I'll write this off as funny-haha, but on another website similar to KF in terms of "4chan-ness" and general toxicity, it's nuts how many self-declared 'Females' show up simply to go "I get laid and you don't lol". Like literally, that's it. Newbies and moderators both, showing up simply to remind everyone that "whatever's going on here is beneath me, but I also wont address the topic, but I also have nothing else to add than 'I'm better cause I'm sexually desired' ". Dudes are hateful but women are vile and you can clock both genders through this.

This team of women is literally injecting performance-enhancing drugs (testosterone) and they still can't beat any team in the--and I quote "fifth tier in the northwestern region of Catalonia".

Troons would cream their girldicks if someone said this about them. It's hilarious seeing men in full honesty go "Omg i'm such an incapable ditzy! I need someone else to do everything for me, cause I'm a chick! Haha". Then again, good troon-hating women will go "Yeah we're physically inferior cause we're the Womb of God meant to bring forth Lord-fearing children and have men on their knees ready to serve us for we are the future of their bloodline". Both make feminists rage for different reasons.

 

[glass_houses]

Female bodies really aren't great for anything else. It's inferior compared to male bodies that are more suitable to doing literally anything else other than incubate.

Come back and talk to me when you've regrown your mutilated Y chromosome and learned how to pass your mitochondrial DNA onto your offspring.

Nineteen out of every twenty human males can drop dead tomorrow, and the species will still be able to recover in two or three generations. We've done exactly that many times over, both in recorded history and before it. So long as we have a little baby batter, we can get around not having males to help with lifting heavy items by using our oversized human brains until our sons hit puberty and do it for us.

Men and women are physically and behaviourally different, beyond a shadow of doubt. Yes, the average man can beat the absolute shit out of me with comparatively little effort. But I can grow an entire extra organ, expell it, and regrow it again and again and again. I can unhinge my fucking pelvis and be able get up and walk around almost immediately afterwards.

Now be a lad and jizz in this little jar, and go play soldiers in some dirty hell hole, or chase a mammoth, or eat some poisonous berry that you couldn't tell from an edible one because you're colour blind. I'll stay behind and "incubate" while simultaneously replacing you almost totally with a basic lever and pulley system.

For some reason I can never beat the gay male allegations.

Strange, isn't it?

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

There's no reason to hate women but whereas people grow racist after seeing niggers time and time again rape, kill and diddle, they also see women act like literal children and get away with it cause they're attractive. Once I saw someone describe women as acting and being catered to like toddlers by society, it all made sense. They rarely face consequences of the same scale as men

It's actually really ironic how they complain about being "infantilized" (a word I have only ever seen in this context), but they do this to themselves with their lack of accountability

 

[Tilikum]

Yes, because I'm a heterosexual woman. What makes you think I'm a gay male?

Mostly the way you keep talking about your hatred for women as if you aren’t one.

The female blackpill is their physical inferiority. They're just not build to be anything but incubators by nature. Yeah they have free will, but that is the only thing they were physically made for.

 

[Tilikum]

I never said I hate women, I said the female body is inferior. It's not women that's the issue, it's their weak bodies. Glass house can't come up with one single advantage that isn't related to incubating so am I wrong?

Again, your phrasing is immediately off, the constant use of “they” implies you aren’t also a woman. Pretending to be the opposite sex on the tranny stalking website is a really strange thing to do. Say it with me, it’s our weak bodies.

Edit: back on topic, I found this hilarious twitter thread where pooners say it’s pedophilic to be attracted to female traits.

 

[glass_houses]

I never said I hate women, I said the female body is inferior. It's not women that's the issue, it's their weak bodies. Glass house can't come up with one single advantage that isn't related to incubating so am I wrong?

Please see:

Menopause is a thing for a reason. If a human female's sole evolved purpose was to reproduce, we'd continue bearing offspring right up to the very end of our life like the vast majority of reproducing organisms today.

If the pinnacle of a female human's life is "incubation", humans wouldn't have evolved menopause.

As for the inferiority of women's bodies... men are indeed larger and stronger, but this "incubation", as you keep calling it, is actually pretty fucking extraordinary and complicated... and while the female body is indeed built around this function, we're also programmed to cease that function when it's no longer suitable for us.

Stronger in the human animal's case =/= superior when the evolutionary path, social structures, and environmental niches are so different between women and men. You're comparing apples and oranges here. Men and women compliment each other; he's good at this, she's good at that. He sucks at this, she can't do that at all.

Yes, because I'm a heterosexual woman. What makes you think I'm a gay male? Does my wrongthink somehow makes my balls drop grow back in my regenerated ballsack after it falls out of my stinkditch?

Fixed that for you, hon.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Edit: back on topic, I found this hilarious twitter thread where pooners say it’s pedophilic to be attracted to female traits.

She need to come back to reality

Fixed that for you, hon.

Getting my gender reassigned on this website of all places is crazy. Look in my post history, would male hands type any of this?

Thread tax: Look at these manly men

Is the muscle in the room with us?

Spoiler: NSFW: 'faggot'

I took the liberty to censor this for you

What our faggot looks like

 

[shatterspinel]

I never said I hate women, I said the female body is inferior. It's not women that's the issue, it's their weak bodies. Glass house can't come up with one single advantage that isn't related to incubating so am I wrong?

Maybe because the female role in society is socially driven and you have a poor understanding of empathy and matriarchal relationships. I mean, my mom was trash so I never inherited all the benefits of my sex, but that doesn’t mean I can’t acknowledge that in a world where we no longer need to hunt or weave baskets, being good at one or the other is irrelevant. I don’t need to work in a factory but the place I’m at now doesn’t require lifting over 100lbs so my physical disadvantage doesn’t matter but my slightly higher ability to sense if someone is having a bad day does.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Edit: back on topic, I found this hilarious twitter thread where pooners say it’s pedophilic to be attracted to female traits.
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I mean… FTM chasers are heterosexual men who either like tomboys or an easy lay. “Ciaran” comes close to speaking the truth, but none of them dare to admit that the men who are attracted to them aren’t into men.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Got a couple of pooners at work yesterday, both fat, greasy, early adulthood "boys" wearing oversized (impressive considering they were in the 5'2 220 pounds range) metal t shirt and jeans.

Obviously, walking neuroses with a footlong list of medication and other issues, bringing a fucking oversized stuffed bunny to a medical imaging exam for mental support. Stressing out about the duration of the exam since they could miss the bus and have to wait, IN PUBLIC OH NO

I have never seen people so helpless, so unlikely to contribute to society than those 2

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I never said I hate women, I said the female body is inferior. It's not women that's the issue, it's their weak bodies. Glass house can't come up with one single advantage that isn't related to incubating so am I wrong?

Generally better tendon regeneration, as in long distance walking, the most basic and natural thing humans do to get anywhere. Overall better survival rate and recovery in case of diseases and famines. As documented in the Dutch famine, when old men went first.
Instead of watching men playing their stupid foot-the-ball, read journals of badass women experiencing adventures on treks. Watch muscular women doing insane shit on boulders. Those men who would kick their ass in a ball game, would most likely fall off like a ripe pear. Pooners, tho, lose that better tendons advantage, because T hardens them.

Also, many men build their sense of superiority on the delusion, that they are invulnerable and they will stay strong forever. Those who build their entire worth on physical strength and performance, are one wrong step, one worn out knee or spinal disc from becoming useless. One wrong movement, and they aren't gonna bring a fridge in each hand while balancing the 3rd one on their erect dick up to 5th floor anymore, they will have a problem bearing even their own weight. One gotta find some other values in themselves and others and build other skills than the physical ones, just in case. That's not a cope, that's a generally useful advice.

or eat some poisonous berry that you couldn't tell from an edible one because you're colour blind.

This is not evolutionary, it's a recessive fault on the 23rd chromosome pair. Far less percentage of women is colorblind, because they are unlikely to have both X's faulty, men simply have only one X. The reason why people accidentally poison themselves , is the lack of curiosity and ability to learn. I mean, (exaggerated and unlikely case) in nature you can't confuse blueberries with True lover's knot, because the plants the berries grow on, are vastly different. But if one is only used to see the berries in a bowl and immediately eating them without taking a proper look, and later finds himself starving in the woods, sees the poisonous plants and oh look, blueberries.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

However, given that you're quoting Freud like he's a legitimate psychiatric authority as opposed to being the equivalent of an alchemist

Sir, you're mixing up your psychoanalysts. Jung(the badass old man pictured below) was the alchemist; Freud was just a crypto coomer.

 

[Harry Angel]

Just some random girls good ol’ boys found on Facebook, with one of the most horrific zippertit jobs I’ve seen so farView attachment 6512723

Holy shit, she transisioned into a child molester.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I am utterly unsurprised that they are Catalan.

This is how the university of Barcelona looks like

 

[Peaches Demure]

I never said I hate women, I said the female body is inferior. It's not women that's the issue, it's their weak bodies. Glass house can't come up with one single advantage that isn't related to incubating so am I wrong?

Women are immunologically hardier, we take longer to develop lethal hypothermia (hence why one of the few sports where females excel over males is ocean swimming) and we also, unaware by many, have a small edge in stamina. That is not nothing if society was suddenly catapulted back to the stone age.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I read somewhere that women are able to withstand G-Forces better than men. I think it had something to do with how blood flows in the abdominal region?

 

[Fapcop]

Don’t forget that women can also take far more cock than men!

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

bringing a fucking oversized stuffed bunny to a medical imaging exam for mental support

Hope the T sterilize these people.

Don’t forget that women can also take far more cock than men!

That can't be when gays exists