Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

Hope the T sterilize these people.

That can't be when gays exists

Simple mathematics.

To put it in troon terms: 3 holes vs 2 holes.

Also, I don’t say they TAKE more dick, at least not as long as gay saunas are a thing. I’m just saying they potentially can.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Only women have to live with the deep failure of being female every single day. Men have no reason to think about the depth of despair it is to be female.

The interesting thing about your comments is that these all sound very much like Andrea Long Chu's ideology. I'm of course not saying you're Fat Andrea himself. I think it's just parallel evolution. You both do a pretty good job of articulating this culture's hatred of women.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Women are immunologically hardier, we take longer to develop lethal hypothermia (hence why one of the few sports where females excel over males is ocean swimming) and we also, unaware by many, have a small edge in stamina. That is not nothing if society was suddenly catapulted back to the stone age.

It's not nothing, but at the same time its probably negligible, especially under extreme conditions. I'd still rather have a man as my survival partner any day of the week.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Per request: a crossover post from the SRS thread. And since I didn't warn enough last time, there are some VERY nasty drawings of phalloplasties and metoidioplasties beneath this upcoming spoiler. Take heed, Kiwis! Take heed!

That's the interesting thing about SRS and art: you essentially never see it. I cannot recall a time I've seen someone draw a post-op MTF, but I can think of a few times I've seen post-op FTMs, specifically the ones with phalloplasties. Usually, pooner porn involves bilateral mastectomy scars and, sometimes, clitoromegaly; suspiciously, I find most of it depicts pooners sporting barely-hairy, labia-free pussies that wouldn't be out of place in lesbian pornography, meaning much of pooner porn is either roided out dudes from Metal Gear Solid who just happen to have cute little vulvas with nary a sign of puberty's intervention or what are essentially skinny tomboys. Really, the megaclits are not as common, but I have seen an uptick in them in recent years. Phallos remain thin on the ground.

Apologies to the fine feathered folk of this thread if this is considered derailing, so I'll put it under a spoiler - but they are examples of some of the few times I've actually seen SRS depicted in art, and wouldn't you know it? They're from pooners!

Spoiler: You can tell women drew them because of how romanticized they are.

I don't usually crosspost, so apologies ahead of time for shitting up the thread if I did it wrong.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Only women have to live with the deep failure of being female every single day. Men have no reason to think about the depth of despair it is to be female. I have no idea why homos would have a reason to hate women other than maybe they have a misguided envy of women.

Female bodies really aren't great for anything else. It's inferior compared to male bodies that are more suitable to doing literally anything else other than incubate.

His theories can be used to explain a lot of basic pooner urges. It's funny.

Misogyny is what led to transgenderism. To hate women is to have the mind of a tranny.

 

[Tilikum]

I look him up and he seems schizophrenic. He unironically quote Freud and that speaks volume about his mental state.

If you're interest in female perspective on female inferiority you should look into blackpillfemale community. I'm not a participant (they're complete losers) but I know of them and that they echo this idea. It might sound like RP content but they have entirely different reasoning for why they reach that conclusion. BPF come across as biological essentialists to me.

It is just not fun to be born to immediately lose 90% of the physical competition against the opposite sex. If you wanted to play sport as a female it's a fuck you, you can be as good as possible as a female and still can't beat an average male because your body's capacity is sacrificed for your hypothetical offspring by the time your DNA is cursed with XX.

But why dwell on it? You sound so miserable. I think almost all women (besides raging pooner autists) are aware of the powerlessness of their own bodies. And yet… we just carry on with life, perhaps using our enhanced social abilities to move through the world a little easier at times.

It can be said that the female body is made to endure, which raise the question of why should I grit my teeth and endure when I should be solving the problem that leads to the suffering I have to endure in the first place? There's no real benefit to this other than to prolong your suffering and make you complicit to it.

I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about in this paragraph. What could “solving the problem” possibly mean?

Slideshow Bill is right, seething about your body 24/7 is total tranny mindset. This seems like the kind of distress that would be abated by logging off your echochambers for a while.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

But why dwell on it? You sound so miserable. I think almost all women (besides raging pooner autists) are aware of the powerlessness of their own bodies. And yet… we just carry on with life, perhaps using our enhanced social abilities to move through the world a little easier at times.

That's what I usually do but my offhand remark about blackpill sparked this thread derailing argument

 

[Stella Octangula]

It can be said that the female body is made to endure, which raise the question of why should I grit my teeth and endure when I should be solving the problem that leads to the suffering I have to endure in the first place? There's no real benefit to this other than to prolong your suffering and make you complicit to it.

You sound like you want the impossible, just like a pooner, and you loathe yourself just as much as a pooner does. Can you shut the fuck up or kys?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Womankind must become stronger and rise up against the female socialization holding them back.

Change starts at home. Reduce your word count by 95%.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

You sound like you want the impossible, just like a pooner, and you loathe yourself just as much as a pooner does. Can you shut the fuck up or kys?

This is a detrooner i believe. Her posts reek of OCD and social phobia manifesting as hyper fixation on incidental circumstances.
Much like the Mtf troon in one of the sideshow threads who can't leave his house because he's obsessed with cute little bones of preteen girls.

 

[dead in hudson]

Fuck this offtopic bullshit, I'm here to laugh at miserable pooners, not to listen a femtard complaining about how she can't beat up all those Chads and Stacies from school.

 

[TexasRanger]

Some doods I saw on tinder (looking only for women so this is hilarious that tinder shows me their profiles…)

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The last pic is somehow extremely disturbing to me. What man would seriously pose like this? Looks like AI...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

What man would seriously pose like this? Looks like AI...

It's a woman. The hoodie did make her waist look tiny tho.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Per request: a crossover post from the SRS thread. And since I didn't warn enough last time, there are some VERY nasty drawings of phalloplasties and metoidioplasties beneath this upcoming spoiler. Take heed, Kiwis! Take heed!

I don't usually crosspost, so apologies ahead of time for shitting up the thread if I did it wrong.

I think the reason you don’t get much art of that kind of thing is because the trans delusion is that once you’ve had the surgery, you are indistinguishable from the sex you claim to be.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Found this pooner... um, "art" on Xitter. Spoilered for slight gore.

Spoiler

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The tweet:


The heccin valid lil dood:

 

[SomeSpook]

What an angry little fella, Lay off the testosterone lol

 

[slavic_lobotomist]

Was told to crosspost this here fromt he SRS thread. I felt inspired by some of the art made by a troon depicting rotdogs to make my own beautiful art depiction of these 100% real functioning just like the real things "dicks". I felt the original art did not show all of the true beauties of the rotdogs, and so here we are.

The original post I was inspired by showcasing some that wonderful art

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-19557160

I present, features of 100% real manly men in the closest I could do of a romanticized autistic artstyle (minus furfaggotry)

**I forgot to add the self harm scars on some of the rotdogs, I'm very sorry for forgetting this, I feel I may have let everybody down with a slightly inaccurate depiction here.

Spoiler: Autism and NSFW

Featuring rotdogs in all their corpse-like paleness and their array of quirks. All different colours too because troon fuckery is found amongst all races

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

It would just work on so many levels if this thread got DMZed.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

**I forgot to add the self harm scars on some of the rotdogs, I'm very sorry for forgetting this, I feel I may have let everybody down with a slightly inaccurate depiction here.

Need more scars in general

Spoiler: NSFW