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[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Maybe she's of the Irish Traveler 'gypsies' and decided to spice it up for diversity points. There are a few enclaves of them in the United States.

They all have the same last name and they all run scam paving companies. There are articles online about them.

 

[Imp]

They all have the same last name and they all run scam paving companies. There are articles online about them.

Spoiler: sorry gypsy sperg

I used to live down the road from a blight of them. They all had very nice, but very tacky houses that none of them lived in for 7 years (superstitious good luck ritual). The houses had tin foil over the windows and the gypsies lived in trailers behind the houses. Locals warned us about construction schemes but we were never solicited.

 

[Male Idiot]

Spoiler: sorry gypsy sperg

I used to live down the road from a blight of them. They all had very nice, but very tacky houses that none of them lived in for 7 years (superstitious good luck ritual). The houses had tin foil over the windows and the gypsies lived in trailers behind the houses. Locals warned us about construction schemes but we were never solicited.

Sorry for continuing off topic, but calling a group of gypsies as a blight of gypsies is amazing and I approve wholeheartedly.

 

[Magic Pickle]

The tranny genocide has begun, Kiwis: providers are cracking down on all the genderweirds they serve.
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Doctors Pulling Out, It’s Happening Now.​

I live in Florida. I’m low-income with no insurance, so I go to a sliding-scale clinic for my meds as well as everything else. I’ve been using this clinic for 6 years now.
Just spoke with my NP today, and she warned they will soon be discontinuing serving the trans community. She says it’s because it’s “not within their scope” as a family practice, but we all know why this is.
Florida is a Republican state with all sorts of anti-trans laws on the books. Trump’s pulling funding left and right from anywhere he doesn’t think “deserves” it, and I guarantee that the heads of people in my situation are already on the chopping blocks.
I don’t know what anyone can do, right now, to prepare for this, I just wanted to let everyone know that if it hasn’t happened yet, it’s coming. Doctors are going to start refusing to treat us, just like they did 20+ years ago. Back then, I had to travel 4 hours (one way, 8 hours total) to see a gay doctor in Atlanta, GA willing to treat trans patients. He misgendered me constantly, made jokes about how I’d never have a dick or satisfy my wife, and required seeing my top surgery scars before he’d prescribe to me. And I accepted it because I had no other options.
This is what we’re headed back to, my dudes. Gird your loins.

Some new poon lies to disguise top surgery have dropped, so make sure you know them so that if a li'l guy tries to pretend she's someone she isn't, you can clock her with confidence!
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What do you tell people about your scars?​

As in, if someone where to ask where you got your top surgery scars (if you've had it obviously) and you're stealth, what do you say? I know people always say to just say its a medical thing/private/etc but being real I think that'd make people wonder even more, so personally I'd want some specific, realistic thing I got the scars from so no one/less people suspect me as trans. Pectus excavatum? Gyno? Rib Surgery or something? I'd especially appreciate it if anyone had experience actually telling someone their excuse and if people believed it.
I might be joining a football team in October and I don't think I can rely on just navigating that without any risk of people seeing my scars (also if anyone has tips abt staying stealth while in a sports team, I'd love to hear them)

A member of a notoriously vitrolic, abusive and malignant community doesn't understand why she has to be nice to get her macroclit juice. The fucking irony of saying "I just want to live my life in peace"!
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Why do we rely in cis ppl?​

First up: I am not criticising the fact that you need therapy to get hrt or anything like that. I understand that and yet I have so much anger sometimes.
Why do we rely on cis ppl telling us that we are in fact trans and should get hrt? Why can they tell us whether we are valid or not? Why do we have to rely on our doctors refering us to a therapist. It makes me so mad that they can make these desicions about our lives and we just have to hope that they are nice ppl and have mercy with us? I know that this is how the world works and that there are many great professionals who just want to help. I'm honestly just ranting. I know as minorities we always rely on the privileged being nice. And in some places in the world it is getting worse and worse. I just want to live my fucking life in peace.

Another entry in the "trans joy" category: a TiF mourns what she's given up to align herself with perverts, evangelists and all-around obnoxious tards. Weird how she's suffering despite being a pediatric transitioner - I thought suicides were prevented by troonin' them out young?
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I hate being trans ​

After being diagnosed with autism, clinical depression and being gay, coming out as trans was my biggest regret and my least. Ive lost countless friends, my own dad and I know ill lose a lot more in life for being trans. I feel like ive wasted all my teenage years because I decided to socially transition early. Throughout my whole dating life till now Ive felt like a freak for having what I have down there and it pains me every day that most people wouldn’t want their partner to be trans cause thats just their preference.
I keep saying to myself that people will start to like me after I fully transition cause I’ll actually look like a man but with how the world is going i dont know if ill ever be capable of fully transitioning and till then I dont want to just sit and rot. I couldve stayed in the closet but that hurt even more. I wont detransition cause that goes against my beliefs and my achievements so im just stuck here waiting for the day that I wake up and feel like myself.
Now, usually im not this emotional and self hateful but some things have happened that made me feel that way. For awhile now Ive known this guy, very sweet very supportive and honestly one of my closest friends. I started to develop feelings for him and hes sort of openly gay but Im guessing yall see whats the problem. Cause I know for a fact that if I was a cis man we might’ve been in a relationship by now but thats sadly not the case and it’ll probably never be with that specific man.
And going back to what I was saying that everyday I’ll keep losing and missing out on things I coulve experienced if I wasn’t trans. Im stuck in a loop and I can’t get out, I dont have anyone to talk to about this so im writing it out on here to get it out of my chest. And someone might say ‘Its okay youll find someone who will actually love you for who you are’ or ‘He isn’t The one so why care so much, youll get rejected 100 times in your life get over it’ And to reply to that. People dont understand whats it like to be autistic, when I am attracted to someone its a bond that I cannot explain how strong it is from my side, I struggle with meeting new people and finding people who can actually tolerate me so when that happens i create this attachment that is so hard to just forget about.
So right now my life feels like its paused and im stuck in this situation that I can’t do anything about and just have to wait it out till someone else catches my attention and eventually I forget all about him and my self hatred about being trans.
Sorry for the long rant I rlly had to get my thoughts out somewhere advice and support are always appreciated I hope yall have a better day than the one I had.

A mask-off moment for mom: a woman reveals to her poonling that she actually thinks trannies are batshit crazy; said poonling races to the Reddit hugbox for support only to be met with a chorus of crickets. (Comically, just about all posts on r/FTMVenting have zero comments, if that gives you an idea of how ""supportive"" the community is.)
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my mom revealed how she really feels about trans people ​

i don’t remember the convo that lead up to this comment, but my mom said “being transgender is a mental illness and we just cater to it” and i was just like…. what the fuck??? she continued and said “i’m all for people doing what they want, but it is quite literally a mental illness and we shouldn’t cater to it.” she said that it’s just really bad body dysmorphia and instead of treating it “properly”, the world has just allowed people to change what they don’t like about themselves. she also said that trans people are often more likely to experience depression, addiction, and other issues even after receiving gender affirming care and wouldn’t listen when i was like “well…they probably have mental health conditions that cause those things, it’s not because they’re trans”.
she kept going on and on about how it’s wrong for doctors to preform surgeries for trans people so i asked her “do you have issues with celebrities and just normal people getting plastic surgery and lip injections and whatnot?” this bitch said no and i was like “it’s literally the same thing by your definition?? they don’t like their bodies so they have doctors change it for them.” that kind of shut her up, but it was so extremely hurtful to hear that she considers it a mental illness and that she thinks trans people just need extensive therapy and treatment to learn to like their body and their gender. it made me feel so sad and just weird, i’d never heard her talk like that before.

 

[fagnarok]

Can't quote for some reason, but:

"After being diagnosed with autism, clinical depression and being gay ..."

Ah, yes. I, too, was once diagnosed with being gay! Many such cases.

Fortunately, I then met enough lesbians -- some of whom were also pooners! -- that my affliction was cured.
If only this Very True and Honest Gay Man ( ) could be so fortunate.

Alas, as also noted in that wall of pooner wailing, medical professionals no longer treat trannies. They will just have to suffah, it seems.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Can't quote for some reason, but:

"After being diagnosed with autism, clinical depression and being gay ..."

Ah, yes. I, too, was once diagnosed with being gay! Many such cases.

Fortunately, I then met enough lesbians -- some of whom were also pooners! -- that my affliction was cured.
If only this Very True and Honest Gay Man ( ) could be so fortunate.

Alas, as also noted in that wall of pooner wailing, medical professionals no longer treat trannies. They will just have to suffah, it seems.

"Being gay" for pooners means exactly the opposite of homosexual, it means that they're heterosexual females into men.

 

[fagnarok]

"Being gay" for pooners means exactly the opposite of homosexual, it means that they're heterosexual females into men.

Yes, unfortunately I know, and was just having a bit of fun with it.
If we cannot lul, we may cry, and all.

 

[Audit]

"Being gay" for pooners means exactly the opposite of homosexual, it means that they're heterosexual females into men.

There's something to be said for pooners/trannies trying to be with the opposite sex and deciding the best way to do so is make themselves as revulsive as possible. We have enough evidence on this board that even semi-psychotic pooners on T will find takers before they get their tits chipped off. Good lord... if you sterilized actual retards this openly, you'd be facing down lawsuits. This may be the most successful eugenics program in recent history to weed out the autistic and brain rotted degenerate coomers.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I wont detransition cause that goes against my beliefs and achievements

Translation: I hate this but I've already come this far and bullied everyone I know into compliance.

 

[shatterspinel]

. This may be the most successful eugenics program in recent history to weed out the autistic and brain rotted degenerate coomers.

On the surface. But if you look deeply, or until you find the seahorse dad label, there’s a lot of both willing and accidental poon pregnancy documented. Turns out that it takes years before testosterone causes infertility and doesn’t work as birth control, even the poorer are surprised by this will “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories exceeding the druggies and fatties who used to be number one in that category. Their babies are absolutely massive from exposure to said hormone and the amount of mental gymnastics required to pretend to be a real man while receiving OBGYN care…

 

[Procrastinhater]

On the surface. But if you look deeply, or until you find the seahorse dad label, there’s a lot of both willing and accidental poon pregnancy documented. Turns out that it takes years before testosterone causes infertility and doesn’t work as birth control, even the poorer are surprised by this will “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories exceeding the druggies and fatties who used to be number one in that category. Their babies are absolutely massive from exposure to said hormone and the amount of mental gymnastics required to pretend to be a real man while receiving OBGYN care…

I still say any Pooner that gets pregnant and doesn't stop taking Testosterone should be charged with child abuse and reckless endangerment, subjecting a developing fetus to artificial massive doses of hormones if selfish as fuck and absolutely disgusting, it should be illegal.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

Don't forget that in a just world child protective service would swoop in and take the poor child away from the pooner the minute it's born. Seriously, who willingly endangers their unborn child by subjecting it to high doses of testosterone in uteri isn't fit to be a parent. If I had a say, I'd force all pooners who want to take testosterone to be on an IUD, but saying that somehow is evil, unlike the poisoning of a fetus with hormones.

 

[shatterspinel]

I still say any Pooner that gets pregnant and doesn't stop taking Testosterone should be charged with child abuse and reckless endangerment, subjecting a developing fetus to artificial massive doses of hormones if selfish as fuck and absolutely disgusting, it should be illegal.

Yeah, the scary part is that it will be years before anyone really knows the full details about what kind of damage is happening and how frequently. Societal level experiments are truly evil. Especially because even if the girl is willing to stop taking hrt, she probably wouldn’t even know to stop until whenever she realizes she’s pregnant and they should know more than anyone else that it’s early pregnancy testosterone exposure that’s heavily correlated with homosexuality/transgenderism and intersex conditions. We live in a world where causing a baby to be born with a nonfunctional urethra is considered progress.

 

[deermeat]

I wonder how many soon-to-be-pooners grown up thinking stuff like skateboarding was masculine due to the popularity of Tony Hawk in recent years, meanwhile women were one of the first people to be featured when it came to the sport.


For those who don't know, skateboarding became a thing as an offshoot of surfing culture, it was surfing companies who first started selling skateboards. They were way more dangerous than the ones today, as if the case with really anything from the 60s.

One thing I gotta appreciate when it comes to radfem spaces is that they showcase history revolving around women which debunks a lot of gender stereotypes, most of which pooners love to identify with. Star Wars, Star Trek, Computer Science,, Grunge, it all had a bunch of women into it from its inception.

Also can someone give insight into Buck Angel, is she straight or a HSTS? Her being her age, I know straight women pooning out was a thing during that time but it was rare and I wonder what their motives were, if they were the same as pooners today in regards to fetishizing gay men.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, the scary part is that it will be years before anyone really knows the full details about what kind of damage is happening and how frequently. Societal level experiments are truly evil. Especially because even if the girl is willing to stop taking hrt, she probably wouldn’t even know to stop until whenever she realizes she’s pregnant and they should know more than anyone else that it’s early pregnancy testosterone exposure that’s heavily correlated with homosexuality/transgenderism and intersex conditions. We live in a world where causing a baby to be born with a nonfunctional urethra is considered progress.

I remember the picture of a Pooner posing with a new baby like the Clive Barker version of a proud new mom, and the poor baby was fucking huge, almost as big as the Pooner mom, you could tell it had been mutated and it's development completely fucked by this selfish little bitch that refused to stop taking Testosterone for the babies sake.
Aside from how they reconcile the cognitive dissonance from LARPing as a man while fucking pregnant, the complete selfish indifference to future medical problems her bullshit was subjecting that kid to was infuriating and shows just how fucking deranged she was.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Spoiler: This is why I support birth control.

Women are already heavily policed during pregnancy as it is - judgmental stares if you dare to even look at a glass of wine, the righteous indignation of those who catch you smoking while pregnant, the fear of even taking pain medicine lest it disrupt your baby's development; even athletes have to be mindful of gestation when they're some of the healthiest women out there. The more we learn about the delicate nature of pregnancy and its impacts on the baby, the more neurotic we've made new mothers - at least, the good ones.

(Also, I think we ought not to let fellas off the hook too readily, as being too old or unhealthy as a man can impact the quality of your sperm, which therefore impacts your future children, too. Not to the same degree as being pregnant, but it takes two to tango, lads - you can't blame all the tard babies on unfit mothers!)

But no, it's totally fine for pooners to marinade their babies in vats of steroids because to speak otherwise is verboten. I mean, God forbid a woman feels like hurting herself because you said, "Hey, if you're pregnant, maybe think about the baby? The baby you're committing to raise for the next 18+ years unless you put it up for adoption?"

Imagine being told that your mother's delusion over her biological sex mattered more than your actual development as a human being. Send me to the hat store for my top hat fittings, but for some reason, I sense very justified parental estrangement on the rise in the future.

Also, in what must be some form of cosmic comedy, I checked r/SeaHorseDads to farm relevant content for the thread and it has been banned for being unmoderated.

But alas, I forget myself as I always do. Time for a couple of pooner funnies.

A straight girl hates calling herself gay and wonders what she can call herself instead.
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I absolutely hate calling myself 'gay' self.​

I'm pre-T, and already a pretty short guy. I definitely think I would pass better if I were taller (I'm 5' 0"), but I've come to terms with my size and actually came to like it as time went on, but I hate that I don't pass because of my label. I'm gay, I don't like girls, but when I SAY that, people assume I'm a masc lesbian because I hardly pass yet, and literally everyone in the community call themself gay. I don't know why, but I feel like this weight is pressed on my shoulders when I say it, because theres no word for me to use that exclusively means "men loving men". If there were, I feel like it would just prevent that awkward exchange where I need to specify I'm a man who is into men.
It sucks, and I feel a bit lonely sometimes because the people I find attractive are either not actually seeing me as male, or just not here yet.

A little poon cries about how she can't go to a gay sauna; a minor crack in the proper liberal mask shows she recognizes that trannies would likely get in, even if she couldn't. Hm, it's almost as if gay saunas are looking for a particular type of populace...
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Just wanted to go to a gay sauna​

A friend of mine asked me if I want to go to a gay sauna with him. I wasn’t very convinced since I am pre-T and I don’t know if I’m allowed there. Even calling and asking wasn’t an option for me cus I knew that if they rejected me it would completely fuck my brain up and make me really dysphoric. He called for me and the fact that I’m not allowed in there is something I could have dealt with but I am not even allowed in there on testosterone and with top surgery. I need to have a dick to get in. Which makes me feel like I am not a gay man until I have a dick. The stupidest thing about all this is that they probably even allow trans women in there if they have a dick. I hate myself.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A little poon cries about how she can't go to a gay sauna;

"...makes me feel I'm not a gay man until I have a dick"

Which is something you'll never have, Li'l Pooner.
I'm not a gay man but I have a feeling that a roided out woman with no tits and a rotdog the size of a Redbull can wouldn't be welcome at the Fag Sauna either.
I don't know how gay dudes feel about rotdogs, I'm betting it's not welcoming though.

It's confusing as Hell Pooners calling themselves gay because they like men. That makes them heterosexual women, I thought Libshits looked down on cultural appropriation?

 

[fagnarok]

Also can someone give insight into Buck Angel, is she straight or a HSTS? Her being her age, I know straight women pooning out was a thing during that time but it was rare and I wonder what their motives were, if they were the same as pooners today in regards to fetishizing gay men.

AFAIK, Buck is a lesbian. She was once married, or "married", to the dominatrix who later convinced the Wachowski brothers to troon; this individual then left Buck to live as a kept woman for one of those two.

Whether or not Buck also dabbles in MTF / TIMs or has done "gay male porn" with actual men putting it in her poop chute, is beyond me.
For her sake I hope not, but knowing the porn industry, I fear hope is in vain.

 

[scathefire]

Also can someone give insight into Buck Angel, is she straight or a HSTS? Her being her age, I know straight women pooning out was a thing during that time but it was rare and I wonder what their motives were, if they were the same as pooners today in regards to fetishizing gay men.

Whether or not Buck also dabbles in MTF / TIMs or has done "gay male porn" with actual men putting it in her poop chute, is beyond me.
For her sake I hope not, but knowing the porn industry, I fear hope is in vain.

I recall reading somewhere that when she initially pooned out she was a lesbian, but eventually started identifying as bisexual. I’m not in her head so idk if she was always bisexual or if the exogenous hormones fucked with her sexuality, as seems to happen with some people. I think she does do porn with men (dick-sucking, etc.) and apparently once she did porn with an MtF who penetrated her as some weird novelty shoot. Dunno about the poop chute thing though.

 

[Paper Machete]

Buck is a woman in porn with all the holes other women in porn have. I suspect they get used. I'm not going to look up anything to check, though. It's been a noted phenomenon, however, that a lot of butch pooners who were lezzers before start "suddenly" being attracted to men. I honestly don't know if it's just that roids make you a sort of sexual sociopath or that the increased sex drive make latent feelings difficult to ignore. I tend to lean on it making a crazed degen in my personal theories. And then, of course, there's the whore aspect to it. They take paying clients, simple as. That's functionally bisexuality but a lot of them probably wouldn't do anything with the same sex if money wasn't involved (and they hadn't been bad touched as a child).