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Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.
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It doesn't read like a threat of rape to me: more like a threat that they will "seduce" heterosexual women. And I assume the wives are women married to actual men.

Okay hun. I'm sure you'll be wildly successful throwing women into paroxysms of passion in a place where they shit and piss and sometimes go just to get away from men.

But if it is a threat of rape...it's the kind of rape that would require extraordinary co-operation and patience from the victim.

"You wait there, li'l darlin', daddy's just gotta attach the hand-pump to this valve to get some life into this beast....actually because of the angle it might be easier if you could attach it, it can be a little fiddly".
 
What is this page that showed up out of nowhere in a random search? :story:

My pronouns are:​

dood/doody

Example usage in sentences:​

  • I think dood is very nice.
  • I met doody recently.
  • Is this doods dog?
  • Dood told me that the house is doods.
  • Dood said dood would rather do it doodself.
The ultimate poonerspeak dood, respect doody's pronouns, or else doody's gonna flop around doods 7-incher rotdog!
 
Doody huh?

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Looks like a pooner to me.

(No analogue horror will ever be as unsettling as actual oldschool children's entertainment.)
 
In addition, the TERF goes on to further wreck Erica, primarily about her claiming to be Romani (thread reader link (x)).
Holy shit, both of those posts from the TERF are not only a top tier call out but also refreshingly well written, considering it’s posted on a site like twitter. You can tell she has strong feelings about what she’s saying, but she’s not hysterical or letting it distract from the truths she’s laying out. And that JK Rowling would show her approval is just the perfect icing on the TERF cake.

Diana’s got Chase dissected and read down to a microscopic level and it was a great pleasure to read. I’ve never been ashamed of being a TERF but having women like this to represent us is an honor.
 
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Ancient Brit Pooner "Stephen" Whittle was on the radio today throwing a strop and eventually hanging up over some minor troon issue. But even though she's bald, bearded and potbellied and might pass in a group of Munchkins, the moment she opens her mouth the frog voice is a dead give-away.
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It doesn't read like a threat of rape to me: more like a threat that they will "seduce" heterosexual women. And I assume the wives are women married to actual men.

Okay hun. I'm sure you'll be wildly successful throwing women into paroxysms of passion in a place where they shit and piss and sometimes go just to get away from men.

But if it is a threat of rape...it's the kind of rape that would require extraordinary co-operation and patience from the victim.

"You wait there, li'l darlin', daddy's just gotta attach the hand-pump to this valve to get some life into this beast....actually because of the angle it might be easier if you could attach it, it can be a little fiddly".

Considering fujos and their love of diapers, she may think that the extra shit makes the toilet an already romantically charged place.
 
Someone's a very stinky girl. Anyone notice that pooners seem to smell incredibly foul on a regular basis? I know a lot of them tend towards poor hygiene just as a bad habit, but I swear, some pooners reek as if they've descended from skunk apes.
It's the testosterone. It dries out their vaginas so they lose their vaginal mucosa. This is what keeps healthy bacteria and pH levels functioning. Over 60% have vulvovaginal pain and while the studies deny it's due to the testosterone (they say they don't actually know), it's the testosterone. It's higher than normal women - 40%- and nearly all of them have pelvic pain. The testosterone also causes that hormonal sweat so they stink like a peat bog.

Also, the pooner being married with a side boyfriend and fucking another married couple raised some eyebrows. Exclusively homosexual men can't even go near a vagina. This is a bisexual man.

And this floored me:

feels inferior because he doesn’t have a purpose-made bonus hole to bottom with.
Leave it to pooners to admit homosexual acts are unnatural. The vagina also isn't a "hole", but a part of the female reproductive system with its own muscle group, it's own immunological function and bacterial colonies. "Bonus hole" is also redundant and incorrect as the Bartholin's glands are holes, too.
Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.
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They're talking about the arm flesh tube with the steel rod put in it. What they won't tell you is that they don't have nerves in it and poor blood circulation, and can't tell when they've penetrated their partners. But go on about those seven inches, dood.
 
What a fucking idiot. The difference between his false analogies and calling a transwoman a man is that calling a Black guy a nigger or a Jew a Kike is being deliberately offensive. Calling a transwoman a man is just being accurate and refusing to cede language to them.
They play these games with language and it's a trick to make you cede part of the argument before you even begin.

The sooner people stop playing along with their bullshit and letting them play semantic games like pandering to their stupid pronoun shit the better.
And the sooner idiots like this realize that the time of the Troon is over the better for them too.
We tried "tolerating" abomination and look where it got us, perverted AGPs filming themselves doing vile fetish shit in womens bathrooms and gloating about how they were gonna "convert our children".

That shit is over.

This dude and people like him need to realize we are fucking done with their bullshit.
The pendulum is moving and these faggots are firmly in the FO phase of FAAFO.
 
What a fucking idiot. The difference between his false analogies and calling a transwoman a man is that calling a Black guy a nigger or a Jew a Kike is being deliberately offensive. Calling a transwoman a man is just being accurate and refusing to cede language to them.
They play these games with language and it's a trick to make you cede part of the argument before you even begin.

The sooner people stop playing along with their bullshit and letting them play semantic games like pandering to their stupid pronoun shit the better.
And the sooner idiots like this realize that the time of the Troon is over the better for them too.
We tried "tolerating" abomination and look where it got us, perverted AGPs filming themselves doing vile fetish shit in womens bathrooms and gloating about how they were gonna "convert our children".

That shit is over.

This dude and people like him need to realize we are fucking done with their bullshit.
The pendulum is moving and these faggots are firmly in the FO phase of FAAFO.
Another big issue with the analogy is that calling some a nigger is always offensive. I can't call someone a nigger in polite society whether they are one or not, I can't even say that word in polite society. Same (to a lesser, but still significant degree) for kike, wop, spic, or even cracker. Any use of it (outside of referring to the word itself) is inherently "offensive" and "gratuitous".

Meanwhile, calling someone a man is not offensive or gratuitous if they are one, and that's the crux of the issue. By forcing someone to call a trans-identifying male a woman you are forcing them to cede that point. It would be like forcing a defendant to call the claimant "the victim", how can you claim that they weren't a victim when you are calling them the victim? How can you claim that Dr Upton doesn't belong in the women's changing room when you say he's a woman? It was always an absurd imposition to make on people whose entire argument rests on the fact that trans-identifying males are not women and it's crazy that it's taken this long for it to be acknowledged in court.

Sometimes I'll see some gender critical (or at least GC-adjacent) people say that "misgendering" is rude and you shouldn't do it because it doesn't win you any allies, but ceding this ground just makes you look incoherent and confused.
 
For the pooners that get the rotdog, does the arm that the muscle come from ever recover, or are they stuck with a missing muscle forever? I have a hard time beliving that even the most delusional pooner would sacrifice their arm for a """""""" penis"""""""".
Let's see, we're on page 433 of this thread. We've witnessed death, urinary failure, failed surgeries, necrosis, and enough surgical gore to get a cenobite off. Yes, they are willing to sacrifice an arm, a leg, a shoulder, stomach flesh, their reproductive capabilities, their vagina, their vulva, their ability to urinate, their sexual pleasure, and all human dignity to get a "penis".
 
Hideous pooner smugly remarks how she does not hold back from telling transphobes to kill themselves, when she's probably so far into her own self-hate her very own school shooting/41% is all but inevitable. She also reminds me of those types of poons who desperately want to act "masc", so they browse on le edgy sites like 4chan and kiwifarms to self harm to anti tranny memes. As real men do.
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Very manly nose piercing, dood!
Classic case of poons mistaking poor self-esteem for being a freak of nature. She could've tried going off Tumblr and losing some weight maybe. But ruining your life over a fad sounds more sustainable I suppose. It amazes me how none of these chicks act even the slightest bit masculine.
 

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For the pooners that get the rotdog, does the arm that the muscle come from ever recover, or are they stuck with a missing muscle forever? I have a hard time beliving that even the most delusional pooner would sacrifice their arm for a """""""" penis"""""""".
Its not muscle that they take, its just the surface skin and subcutaneous fat layer, and various blood vessels, down to the muscle.
Then the muscle is covered by a skin graft taken from another site.
And no, they never regain full function, and the harvesting of major blood vessels in an attempt to make the 'dog viable and sufficiently ennervated it doesn't die and rot off, means the donor arm almost inevitably has its own circulation problems, often edema of the hand as fluid that builds up cannot be drained efficiently, and nerve damage (including harvesting the ulnar nerve for attempted "nerve hookup" that doesn't work because nerves are not USB cables) meaning they have reduced feeling and function in that hand.

Such a vast amount of tissue being flayed off leaving the underlying muscle exposed also means the Pooner (who are usually not the most hygenic of women to begin with and live in environments where filth leaves a perfect environment for germs) can experience infections that can cause more damage, sometimes the skin graft used to cover the donor site fails and has to be redone.

And when you look at what they gain for permanently crippling, or even in the best case, severely reducing function in a previously healthy limb - an often insensile, numb, roll of fat and skin, often with poor circulation so constantly cold to the touch, normally numb either mostly or completely, 100% chance of some type of complication, ranging from fistulas, strictures, infections, dehiscence, necrosis, UT infections that have a huge chance of damaging formerly healthy kidneys, in cases like Gruffins setting off a chain reaction of problems that end in organ failure... all this for a comically oversized, bizzare looking, ridiculous pseudo phallus... seriously if society hadn't decided to completely abandon medical ethics in favor of profit, the term "informed consent" would mean the only people that consented to this atrocity after learning the truth of what it entailed, would be deemed too unstable and irrational to be able to give that consent legally.
 
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Hideous pooner smugly remarks how she does not hold back from telling transphobes to kill themselves, when she's probably so far into her own self-hate her very own school shooting/41% is all but inevitable. She also reminds me of those types of poons who desperately want to act "masc", so they browse on le edgy sites like 4chan and kiwifarms to self harm to anti tranny memes. As real men do.
My analysis:

1. Filipina. So likely grew up under misogynistic influences. Grandparents/parents wanted a boy, etc. If not that, she’s for sure seen retarded Filipino men being mega pampered and celebrated by their families just for being retarded. Maybe her brothers. In this case I could actually see a real “if I were a man I would be treated better” motivation.

2. She draws herself short, in fact there’s not one other character that’s shorter than her. So short.

3. Uggo.

4. Body image issues, re: restrictive eating. Fat. Went to ig and looked up scramrats. Found this in a tagged photo:
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She’s really fat for a Filipina, and her tits are huge. Even a “healthy/normal” sized Filipina is already tubby for her race. No wonder she feels “wrong”, because yeah, that’s a one in a thousand built for her background.

I bet she’s very angry no one ever takes her seriously or find her attractive.
 
Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.
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Sooo not just troons, but pooners also need to be reminded that nothing sexual is going on in women’s public restrooms? Like this is not a hookup location? Absolutely disgusting. These “people” are demon-possessed.
 
She’s really fat for a Filipina, and her tits are huge. Even a “healthy/normal” sized Filipina is already tubby for her race. No wonder she feels “wrong”, because yeah, that’s a one in a thousand built for her background.
She draws herself as fat as well, even in the part where she "looks small." I really think many of these ftms would stop being dysphoric if they worked out or ate healthier. Even male steroid users know you need to work out to see actual results. If you're fat, you're not going to feel good about your body or even your life. Basic tasks are harder, walking gets harder, it can even get harder to breathe. Simply taking testosterone is going to compound any issues being obese already gives.
 
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