Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Aunt Carol]

In middle school book club I met this girl who smelled like mildew. She told me she was secretly a werewolf with evil moon powers. We went back to her place to watch Undertale letsplays

Half the dudes here are mourning "tomboys" as an abstract, horny concept, but you get it.

Chuunibyou genocide.

 

[cybertoaster]

We went back to her place to watch letsplays

NERD

Undertale

CRINGE

You got the crazy chick and instead of making a move you watched a letsplay and for the shitty Mother clone for genderspecials.

Never even begun.

 

[Croctopus]

Why do I have the feeling that this lil dood will suffer from “misgendering” even post “top surgery”.

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Why is that gender top surgeons leave such sloppy incision scars? Breast cancer patients don’t look like this. who knows what this pooner when she gains or loses a few pounds.

 

[Catboi]

Why is that gender top surgeons leave such sloppy incision scars? Breast cancer patients don’t look like this. who knows what this pooner when she gains or loses a few pounds.

A big part of it is that these people never take care of their scars, I've even seen posts on X and reddit talking about intentonally making the scars worse as a source of "trans pride"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Breast cancer patients don’t look like this

I don't know if we're making a fair comparison. Breast cancer patients tend to keep their shirts on, and when they do take scar photos, for art or activism or radical self-acceptance, it's years out when they have their energy back: the cancer mastectomy scars aren't as fresh as the pooners' immediate post-op engagement farming.

OTOH, a savvy poonripper knows the patients love scars, and why do extra work if you don't have to?

 

[FarmVille]

I have had several heterosexual men ask me if I would fuck them in their butts because I’m a lesbian with a lot of strap experience. That is where shit comes out and you could not pay me to get near anyone’s shit.

The audience is there I don’t know why pooners can’t find these dudes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The audience is there I don’t know why pooners can’t find these dudes.

The pooners only want to have sex with true and honest gay men, while these heterosexual men are begging for buggering from a lesbian. This is either a tragedy for the ages or one of those 1970s French comedies.

 

[Fapcop]

I have had several heterosexual men ask me if I would fuck them in their butts because I’m a lesbian with a lot of strap experience. That is where shit comes out and you could not pay me to get near anyone’s shit.

The audience is there I don’t know why pooners can’t find these dudes.

Have you SEEN what you average pooner looks like?

(Why the f would “strap experience” matter? It’s not like we’re talking about building a rocket here.)

You need to meet some less degenerate heterosexual men, friend.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(Why the f would “strap experience” matter? It’s not like we’re talking about building a rocket here.)

People who have never driven stick tend to underestimate the core strength and cardiovascular endurance required.

 

[Croctopus]

I have had several heterosexual men ask me if I would fuck them in their butts because I’m a lesbian with a lot of strap experience. That is where shit comes out and you could not pay me to get near anyone’s shit.

The audience is there I don’t know why pooners can’t find these dudes.

While I absolutely hate this, I also understand this is the truth among select heterosexual men. Even in the gay community, there is still stigma around bottoming and bottom shaming is constant. Gay guys don’t go through the coming out process and tell their dad they like men and dicks only to turn around and date a girl. This is insane.

Gay sex is romantic and reciprocal whereas a man wanting to reverse roles with a chick wearing a fake penis is fetishistic, imo. I never had a problem with female only spaces because gay men have insanely unhinged male only spaces that change on a dime with a single girl present. Gay men are our own category that doesn’t include any women of any kind.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Some other choice pics of this disgusting Norwegian pooner:

This reminds me of those autistic people who overdress everywhere with their steampunk-esque outfits. No one dresses like this in public without instantly being flagged as a weirdo.

I have had several heterosexual men ask me if I would fuck them in their butts

I think you are being very generous calling them heterosexual. Men who like to be pegged are usually lowkey, they just don't want to outright fuck dudes, so the manliest of pooners probably aren't up their alley. I think that "straight" men still fuck pooners though, but they like to be the "top" because they like to degrade them, I assume.

All of this is speculation from what I have read here though. I have no sexual experience with any of these degenerates, other than maybe one ex boyfriend who wanted to be pegged, but I suspect he is lowkey.

 

[FarmVille]

You need to meet some less degenerate heterosexual men, friend.

Better log off of KiwiFarms then

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Does anyone have pictures of what the psycho eyed pooner lawyer looked back before she dereoyed herself? I'm curious.

 

[Val Bach the Cobbler]

I have had several heterosexual men ask me if I would fuck them in their butts because I’m a lesbian with a lot of strap experience.

How does that even come up? I can't tell what's worse, having a stranger ask you that or a friend. I can't think of a situation, excluding drugs, where a guy would think it is appropriate to ask that. Like that other poster said, very degenerate 'straight' guys there.

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

I was looking at the Twitter page of someone in a ratking that are pesonal lowcows for me, and saw this. This is typical fujo pooner nude poster stuff, but it's the caption that gets me. They post the most weird, cringy captions on their gross nudes. These people are obsessed with using childish language, and it's so weird.

As you'll see, this one calls herself "genderfluid", but she's a they/he, always calls herself a "boy", and hates when the horny straight dudes on her account remind her that she's female, so she's no less of a pooner:

Spoiler: Gross fujo pooner nudity

The childish cringy language used is what made me want to post this the instant I saw it. This is one of the most egregious cases I've seen that isn't from of them that's openly, explicitly into the whole DDLG thing or writing shota AU fanfic.

(Now that I think about it, this reminds me of the actual gay dude Rainbowman who woud call us "Wee Wee Barns". Lol)



When I was screenshotting her profile, I had to include the RT at the top of her page. This person is also a pooner . Lol. That one's a he/him only "puppyboy" who insists that she's a true and honest gay man. It's not worth posting about her beyond this, though. This tweet just made me laugh with her using the word "top".

 

[Programmer Socks]

Massive pooner FTMTF regret and rant. Worth a watch.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ozK0h_Zaqn0

Courtney Coulson Long Short: Letter to the Endocrinologist Who Transitioned Me.

Edited to add archived video. Seriously recommended viewing.

 

[Dr. God]

I was looking at the Twitter page of someone in a ratking that are pesonal lowcows for me, and saw this. This is typical fujo pooner nude poster stuff, but it's the caption that gets me. They post the most weird, cringy captions on their gross nudes. These people are obsessed with using childish language, and it's so weird.

The childish cringy language used is what made me want to post this the instant I saw it. This is one of the most egregious cases I've seen that isn't from of them that's openly, explicitly into the whole DDLG thing or writing shota AU fanfic.

It's a reference to this meme tweet

 

[HeyRosalina]

This is a deranged drunkpost but reading this thread makes me miss weird chubby girls who draw stuff. They're like the one subtype of person who got totally colony wiped by genderism (maybe not, I'm extrapolating from the 5 or so that I knew).

In middle school book club I met this girl who smelled like mildew. She told me she was secretly a werewolf with evil moon powers. We went back to her place to watch Undertale letsplays, and I was like, hooooo ly shit, this is where it's gonna be at for the rest of my life. I lost contact with her for thread related reasons and now I'm thinking "damn, she could have been a fun adult". But alas.

I feel like the natural progression for these people is to manage their odd tendencies and find a niche creative scene to release that energy, or something. instead they poon out and write Danganronpa fanfic 100% of the time.

pooners are uniquely horrifying to me btw -- it's one thing to have a guy troon and look the same except with flabby mantits and painted nails but having a TiF acquaintance speak to you in her mutant frogvoice is upsetting on so many levels

I think people are forgetting that they get bullied. A weeb who is gender nonconforming gets bullied, and it can be something as minor as not wearing makeup.

 

[Fapcop]

Manager pulls aside a lil’ dood to tell her that correcting what pronouns customers use about you, perhaps isn’t the best use of her company paid time.

The lil dood reacts, like men usually do, with a long essay about her feelings, complete with a masculine breakdown at the end.





They say they want to be treated as men, but no… They really don’t. If her lesbian manager mildly correcting her behavior results in a sobbing breakdown, can you imagine how she’d react if she worked with other men in say, bricklaying, and the foreman gave her the business about slacking on the job and how her corners aren’t straight?

Lil dood would be sent to the hospital with a total mental shitfit.

And FFS, this chick is TWENTY?!? I could imagine some tears from a teenage girl working her first job or whatever, but this is just pathetic.