Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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That comic really hits on why I think the LGB movement is so reluctant to drop the T. If people start to realize the T is full of degenerate perverts, maybe they'll start looking closer at the LGB next.
They are right about that. Small children atanding gay pride parades where everyone atends in fetish gear is not a T problem
 
She seems nice enough....
We have rats on the property, something thats unavoidable when you keep chickens, and while my dogs are great guards (3 Rotties) they're too big and clumsy to be good rat catchers. We got a Maine Coon that I thought would take care of the problem but its fucking lazy as shit and just lays on the porch. My wife loves it. It hates me lol. I don't mind rats, I just wouldn't want them in the house. They're supposedly quite intelligent and make good pets, wild ones though are disease vectors.
They are right about that. Small children atanding gay pride parades where everyone atends in fetish gear is not a T problem
The increasing levels of degeneracy at the so called "Pride" parades should have been a red flag that tolerating degeneracy is a bad idea. Every year since the 80's those Fag Parades have gotten more vile, now they literally look like a gathering of Slaanesh Cultists straight out of 40K.

On subject, Know Your Meme has an entry on Pooners. Not sure for how long as it already seems to have attracted the attention of the Men in Dresses. It was obviously written by someone who knows whats up and isn't afraid to say it, flat out describes Pooners as "women pretending to be men" :story:
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Anyone mind if I contribute some IRL Pooners?

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Now what are those lovely bro’s busy doing in their free time?

Let’s take a look…

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Ah, very manly!
I had to look up Stephen West and...
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Pooners what the fuck are you doing. £50 to learn socks and how to combine leftovers??? Like the color palettes chosen are something you can change in a knit you retards.

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This deserved its own pooner because holy womanmode.
 
IRL pooner found in the wild:
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"He/him"
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Totally trying to pass as male
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Self harm scars spotted
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Retweeting another bro dude showing off obese tits
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he/him fetishizing breast milk because of course
Oh Jesus fucking Christ I feel like my eyeballs should get tested for herpes. Seriously what in the fuck even possesses these people? Do they not see what we see when they look at themselves?
I don't understand how someone could take those pictures, look at them and think "yup, looking good! Definitely something I want on the Internet! This isn't a bad idea at all!"
Like what the fuck man... Just when you think the clowncar has reached terminal velocity, some fucking exhibitionist freak remembers theres a nitrous button.
 
IRL pooner found in the wild:
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"He/him"
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Totally trying to pass as male
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Self harm scars spotted
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Retweeting another bro dude showing off obese tits
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he/him fetishizing breast milk because of course

>Sees the spoiler warning
>Opens anyways
>Regret

Sad, many such cases
 
She looks like the dog's breakfast now but you can see she had a cute face before fucking it all up. She's not grossly obese like some of them. She is never going to look anything like a man. With the flattened chest she kind of looks like a young girl wearing makeup to be a dude for Halloween. And of course she's wearing not just feminine clothing, but comically, cartoonishly girly shit. What's the appeal of going through all this mutilation just to put on a pink jumper?
 
On the left forearm? At least for a month or two until it gets cannoli'd into the masc king doodiest of all phallos.
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Fucking lol imagine a Pooner getting a Pooner tattoo on their forearm and then it gets sliced off and rolled up into a fucking rotdog
That would be fucking GigaPoonerism.
I mean shit, if we're damned to be in the fucking Clownworld timeline we might as well lean into it.
 
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Fucking lol imagine a Pooner getting a Pooner tattoo on their forearm.and then it gets sliced off and rolled up into a fucking rotdog
That would be fucking GigaPoonerism.
I mean shit, if we're damned to be in the fucking Clownworld timeline we might as well lean into it.
Poonception.
Actually, with enough planning a pooner could get a tatt designed such that it rolls up neatly into a 3d Lil Pooner and then another littler poontatt so Lil Pooner can have it's own lil phallo and then idk we all collapse into a singularity or something?
 
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