Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

Mandela… He was that South African political leader, right?

The guy that the government assassinated, triggering the great African war of 79, that ultimately led to South Africa becoming Nog-free?

Always wanted to go to South Africa! Low, low crime rates, sun shine and one of the richest countries in the world.

Anyways, had me worried there for a second! Sounds like everything is normal tho.

That's the guy. It's lucky the Rhodesian Army was able to crush the rebels, or Africa probably wouldn't be the peaceful place it is today. Can you imagine if they'd lost, and Rhodesia had collapsed, costing Africa it's breadbasket, all the farmlands turned to dust bowls, and Nogs took over South Africa instead of being driven into the sea?
Africa would probably be a war torn shithole plagued with internecine conflict where people starve and its not safe to be White.
Good job we're in the good timeline huh?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Heckin valid dooderino, courtesy of u/doomer-pooner, herself a truscum pooner (https://archive.ph/rw7mE):
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Pooner identification chart:
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IRL Pooner identification chart:
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Ben Garrison's pooner:
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Pooner is a heckin' TERF:
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Elepooner vs transeratops:
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Pooner's packerino falls out:
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Experiment on L'il Pooner:
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The pooner identification chart reminds me of a channel on TikTok (I know, kill me now...) that does these outrageous caricatures. I meant to post this sooner in response to the art made by pooners themselves reminding me of that channel (except without, you know, the actual talent) but then I saw this real art, and here we are. Spot on.

 

[Space Police]

Cobes has pooner lips:

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Christ alive, I thought that was Nick Bate for a second

 

[vomitusdeux]

Until now I thought the pooner lips were exaggerated.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

It’s really Strauss?! That’s weird I could have sworn it was Wagner?

HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN STRAUSS, or is this like that weird simulation subreddit, where redditors write how a store they knew isn’t there anymore, and for some reason reality got reprogrammed?!

There are two Strausses (Sträusse? What's the plural Krautkiwis?). The Austrian is Johann Strauss, whereas Also sprach Zarathustra was written by Richard Strauss, a German fan of Wagner (as you noticed).
Strictly speaking there are two Austrian Johann Strausses, but that would be getting autistic.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There are two Strausses (Sträusse? What's the plural Krautkiwis?). The Austrian is Johann Strauss, whereas Also sprach Zarathustra was written by Richard Strauss, a German fan of Wagner (as you noticed).
Strictly speaking there are two Austrian Johann Strausses, but that would be getting autistic.

A full house of Strauss(es?).

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Has the MtPooner been posted here?

 

[Space Police]

Steven Universe pooners:

TikTok responds to pooners:

Pooner shirts:

Days of Boyhood on pooners:

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I love the Li'l Pooner in the experiment she's almost become the thread mascot at this point.
I wonder what they're trying to test?
I hope they know to repeat the tests to check the results are heccin' valid.

In other notes, an old one from before the current transgender insanity really took off, Pooners were already in Hollywood.
Didn't think much at the time but with the state of things now this shit looks almost like predictive programming

I'll raise you about 14 years. 'Member "Just one of the Guys"...?

Spoiler: PG-13 in 1985 be like...

 

[Salvador Dali]

I am once again subjecting you all to my Pooner OC

Spoiler: Image description

Pooner awes in amazement at what it is like to see the world at a normal height as she rides on the shoulders of her tranny ally away from the sunset.

Spoiler: Bonus pooner sketch i did this morning

There's something about drawing this little wholesome d00d that's so addictively satanic fun

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesse Poonman is going dark...


As for Twitter responds to Pooners - do they really think it's MtF Troons that created them?
I think the thing that was fucking up the Pooners of Reddit so much about Pooners is that they're being made by other Pooners, so it's targeted directly at their insecurities, the Pooners that hate Pooner art the most hate it because they fear the truth of it.

 

[Pomniman]

Just saw one of these broKANGz out in the wild having a pointlessly melodramatic conversation about some gay social media bullshit with a regular girl, seemed like a passive aggressive struggle session of some sort where the girl was being forced to eat crow for some vague social faux pas. I have to say, any pity you may feel for these creatures is entirely misguided if this is what they're like; wretched black holes of abject misery and neuroticism.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

And here we have a new children's classic.

 

[Fapcop]

For some reason I immediately thought of this place when I read this one.

LIL’ POONER GOES SHOPPING!


Peak pooner: Looks at “brave and strong adventurer” themed toys… Is too timid to actually buy one.

 

[White Lead]

There are two Strausses (Sträusse? What's the plural Krautkiwis?). The Austrian is Johann Strauss, whereas Also sprach Zarathustra was written by Richard Strauss, a German fan of Wagner (as you noticed).
Strictly speaking there are two Austrian Johann Strausses, but that would be getting autistic.

Spoiler: Krautism

It depends on whether you are talking about a Strauß as in "flower bouquet" or a Strauß as in "ostrich". The plural of the flower thing is "Sträuße", the plural of the tard bird is "Strauße".
As for the composers, in a serious context, it stays "Strauss" - I think.

Source: am Kraut

Re pooners: YWNBAM and no sane person wants to seks you.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

And here, we have "The Creation of Pooner".
Who will, even if they get there? Never be a man.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Steven Universe pooners:

Gravity Falls pooners actually. Also an odd choice for poonerization™ as both characters are male

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Why is everyone saying it is a Lunar Pooner. Isn't that a riff on Dr. Manhattan chilling on Mars?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Why is everyone saying it is a Lunar Pooner. Isn't that a riff on Dr. Manhattan chilling on Mars?

Lunar Pooner rhymes.
But shit you might be right actually.