Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.

Its just Fujo scent. What you are smelling is a woman who probably spent all night flicking the bean to drawings of soft uwu boys being sodomized before leaving the house without taking a shower because self care is too hard for someone deppressed or something like that.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Is this a pooner?

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I have more of her is so. But she's pretty boring. Self harm scars on thighs, lots of tit pics an onlyfans and seems to spend all her time on twitter

Kikomi the bio trans girl

 

[Slur Generator]

Yea, lets get back to pooners shes just a only fans whore trying to appeal to a weird niche.

 

[Fapcop]

Nice jugs tho.

Gotta give her that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

IRL King of Pooners Ellen Page is looking unhealthy as fuck.

It's a fucking tragedy what she's done to herself since being swept up by the Gender Cult.
She was never stunning but she used to be quite cute

apart from the giant 5 head, but now she just looks a fucking mess, don't mess with the King of the Pooners though

real men wish they had that weird and totally comical fake ab implants hard as iron physique.


It really is a fucking travesty we are letting these traumatized scared little girls ruin themselves like this.
As a young girl growing up around Hollywood weirdos I hate to think what shit she wemt through that has messed her up so badly, but I can guess, it really is striking when you see what wrong sex hormones does to someone.
This shit should be illegal.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I think this is the first time I've actually noticed Elliot Page's "top surgery" scars. They're usually retouched or something to obscure them There's no way she wasn't a candidate for a keyhole procedure, yet, sure enough, she's got the giant scars like all the rest. They're not quite as hideous as some of the others, probably because she's thin and was able to choose whatever surgeon she wanted, but they're still massive.

She looks like a husk. Before her transition, I always admired Ellen for remaining true to herself and not falling into the Hollywood bullshit. It's hard sometimes to be a young woman who isn't outwardly into feminine things. Just profoundly sad to see this.

Also, someone who loves her, if there's anyone left, needs to tell her that the "foundation as lipstick" trend is dead and buried for a reason. You look like an exsanguinated corpse. It's fine not to wear any makeup, but for God's sake, just put on some Chapstick or Vaseline or something. You can look nice and put-together without spackling on cosmetics.

 

[Procrastinhater]

She looks like a husk

I can see the resemblance

It really is just sad.
Ellen was a pretty woman and she would have made a great example for other young girls, now she just looks fucked, a mutilated, sickly mess that could have just been released from Dachau.
She's pasty and drawn and looks malnourished, wrong sex hormones have a terrible effect on people when taken at the doses gender blobs take them.
I wonder what happened to her to make her Poon out, as a young girl around the sort of creeps you find in Hollywood its not hard to guess.
This was a woman who needed counselling to deal with her problem, not surgeries and carcinogenic chemicals.

 

[Fapcop]

And despite the surgery, the ridiculous implants, all the horsepiss pills… She still doesn’t look like a man.

She looks like a woman.

Granted, a very ugly woman, but still a woman.

You’d think this be some thought food for other pooners. If this “dude”, despite having the ideal twink-style body and all the money in the world for surgeries can’t look like a man… What are the odds that your average penniless Tubbo McLesbian can pull it off?

 

[DrNow]

Ellen looks ready for backwards baseball caps, shirtless barbecues and all manner of gender euphoric real dood activity.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ellen looks ready for backwards baseball caps, shirtless barbecues and all manner of gender euphoric real dood activity.

It is nearly summer, and Pooners love to... grill with the boys

 

[monstrous bubo]

Some light relief from MyFirstNameRocks.com

 

[DrNow]

I just stumbled across this mildly entertaining piece of journoscum brain rot from a few years back, that simultaneously upholds progressive gender theory whilst disputing the idea of grilling actually being a legit dood activity.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

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Love it.

I love how she's grilling paprikas and veggies, lil' dood <3

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It really is a fucking travesty we are letting these traumatized scared little girls ruin themselves like this.
As a young girl growing up around Hollywood weirdos I hate to think what shit she wemt through that has messed her up so badly, but I can guess, it really is striking when you see what wrong sex hormones does to someone.
This shit should be illegal.

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Who wore it better?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Love it.

I love how she's grilling paprikas and veggies, lil' dood <3

Best part? Based on an actual photo. Even the Pooners were mocking the shit out of her for grilling veggies with gloves on like at any point the big scary grill might suddenly flare up and burn her dainty ladyhands.

Also...on a fucking sheetpan and not on the grill proper.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I can see the resemblance
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It really is just sad.
Ellen was a pretty woman and she would have made a great example for other young girls, now she just looks fucked, a mutilated, sickly mess that could have just been released from Dachau.
She's pasty and drawn and looks malnourished, wrong sex hormones have a terrible effect on people when taken at the doses gender blobs take them.
I wonder what happened to her to make her Poon out, as a young girl around the sort of creeps you find in Hollywood its not hard to guess.
This was a woman who needed counselling to deal with her problem, not surgeries and carcinogenic chemicals.

Well, she worked with Brett Ratner who threatened to out her as lesbian, and then did out her, and there's all sorts of allegations flying around about him. So it wouldn't surprise me if he nonced her. Maybe she figured "if I were a boy, I'd be straight so I couldn't be outed, and also the director wouldn't perv on me", not being aware of Bryan Singer's record in that regard.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Pooners and Hons are an invasive species.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Some light relief from MyFirstNameRocks.com

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This says there are five people called Pooner in the US.
Please make this true.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.

They don't shower regularly, because they think being sweaty and smelly is what Real Men™ do.

 

[Fapcop]

They don't shower regularly, because they think being sweaty and smelly is what Real Men™ do.

Ever go to a pooner subreddit? There are usually plenty of posts about “Welp, why do I smell so bad after starting T?!”
And even worse: “3 months on T… My downstairs stinks, what do I do?!”

Best part? Based on an actual photo. Even the Pooners were mocking the shit out of her for grilling veggies with gloves on like at any point the big scary grill might suddenly flare up and burn her dainty ladyhands.

Also...on a fucking sheetpan and not on the grill proper.

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LOLOLOLOL!!

I had no idea that drawing was based on an actual post!

Those big ass mittens really tales the cake!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ever go to a pooner subreddit? There are usually plenty of posts about “Welp, why do I smell so bad after starting T?!”
And even worse: “3 months on T… My downstairs stinks, what do I do?!”

Yeah I've seen dozens of posts like that now, it seems ubiquitous.
Wether its just the typical bad hygeine usual with a tranny, combined with the constant playing with themselves to fucking softboi porn and not getting washed, or the Testosterone level being too high for a female body producing more and pungent sweating, combined with their slowly rotting and atrophied genitals, or (my theory) a mix of all this shit, it does seem to be a problem common among Pooners.