Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

that reminds me of the Danganronpa yaoi doujinshi where one of them gets all his limbs amputated and loses his mind and turns into a hypersexual retard, and the other one basically becomes his caregiver/dom.

Anime- Not. Even. Once.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I'm honestly not sure. I based the dilator horns off of this:
but I don't know of the proper way mtf are supposed to insert it.

I tried making it to be a footstool of some sort but gave it the signature phallo pattern, in hindsight, I should have found a more creative way to present the phallo.
edit: I should have made the pooners have phallo horns

Meant from the perspective reading the cards. Each tarot card has multiple meanings, depending on its orientation when it shows in a reading. Like, the Devil can be "Bad" or "ok" depending on if it's right side up or upside down.

 

[Tau Tack]

Allyn Walker, the professor who said that pedos should be called "MAPs" instead and wrote a book of pedo apologia, is an IRL pooner.
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Following the grand tradition of Pat Califia, author of Public Sex and Macho Sluts, an old school pooner who went to bat for Nambla. These women hide in academia but even if they never touch one, they offend against children by proxy. Which is very female.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Oh god, that reminds me of the Danganronpa yaoi doujinshi where one of them gets all his limbs amputated and loses his mind and turns into a hypersexual retard, and the other one basically becomes his caregiver/dom.

They really do be like that.

Stolen from the South Park fans thread but it is accurate af. Not surprised of the art showing these pooner doods getting tortured and mangled beyond recognition.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Meant from the perspective reading the cards. Each tarot card has multiple meanings, depending on its orientation when it shows in a reading. Like, the Devil can be "Bad" or "ok" depending on if it's right side up or upside down.

I'm not well-versed in the field of tarot so I will leave that to the viewer's imagination. But what I can tell you is that nothing good comes out of Alice sitting so smugly in a schoolgirl outfit and that the card is absolutely cursed.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I'm not well-versed in the field of tarot so I will leave that to the viewer's imagination. But what I can tell you is that nothing good comes out of Alice sitting so smugly in a schoolgirl outfit and that the card is absolutely cursed.

The Devil XV

Meaning: It represents being seduced by the material world and physical pleasures. Also living in fear, domination and bondage, being caged by an overabundance of luxury, discretion should be used in personal and business matters.
Upright card (keywords): Bondage, Enslavement, Fear, Feeling trapped, Materialism, Temptation, Unhealthy relationships
Reversed card (keywords): Breaking from addictions, Divorce, Freedom from restraints

 

[Salvador Dali]

Upright card (keywords): Bondage, Enslavement, Fear, Feeling trapped, Materialism, Temptation, Unhealthy relationships

Upright devil alice card seems the most fitting imo

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I think many TiFs who draw and share pooners imagine that since they're pointing out what other FTMs get wrong, it implicitly puts them in the non-pooner category. I see them as a bunch of mean girls viciously mocking the other girls who get it wrong. Even the ones who reference themselves in the art/comments just sound like a girl heading everyone else off and saying "omg I'm SO fat!" before her friends can.

They also remind me of the trans people who come to various troon threads here and talk about how they're trans but like, totally agree with us (and then talk endlessly about themselves). It's an attempt to show everyone you're secure and one of the good/real ones, not like those other fake ones.

These Rood Doods can never transition their catty mean girl spirit away. No matter what. I give you the ultimate mean girl pooner: Vageena George

 

[keytar]

cringe PL but I know others here will agree... this thread reminds me of old livejournal fanfic/art prompt memes

I think this mixed with the discussion on the physical and psychological weirdness that is Poonerism is why I like this thread so much. It's an intoxicating combination.

Could be a fun project to design a complete Major Arcana deck for a TTTTarot actually.

I'm gonna end up doing this so help me lmao

Possible Minor Pooner Arcana:

• Wands -> Packers or Phallos, providing the confidence of a Real Dood but mainly bc lol phallic.
• Swords -> Bindybois, the Pooner in conflict with Poonself.
• Cups -> Rats. love is stored in the rat.
• Pentacles -> Oversized ear jewelries maybe? They seem to be the most commonly shown material possession of the Pooner.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Possible Minor Pooner Arcana:

• Wands -> Packers or Phallos, providing the confidence of a Real Dood but mainly bc lol phallic.
• Swords -> Bindybois, the Pooner in conflict with Poonself.
• Cups -> Rats. love is stored in the rat.
• Pentacles -> Oversized ear jewelries maybe? They seem to be the most commonly shown material possession of the Pooner.

Those sound workable.
I can't draw for shit myself sadly, but I can think up some ideas, I've got a few different decks I could use for inspiration, I've got a fair sized library of Occult shit, I used to collect it when I was younger.
As well as the Crowley/McGregor Mathers style decks I've got a neat Lovecraft Cthulu Mythos deck thats got some good designs, its the Donald Tyson one, with the Deep Ones as the Wands (or Swords I'll have to dig it out its in a box in my game room) I think it'd make a great idea. We could even get them printed up.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

So, Wands is the Packer. It's phallic.
Swords-T-shots? Bindyboi also works.
Cups-rats work, but aren't quite yonic enough.
Pentacles-Agree with the gages. It fits the disk motif if nothing else.
I've got the Postmodern Art Tarot, the Russian Icon Tarot, and the Science Tarot, as well as the 7th Sea Sorte Deck (Or, let's re-skin the tarot), and the good old Rider Waite.

Either way, Poon and Troon provide a great series of images for the Tarot.

Gunther and Ayden belong on the Lovers.
Still debating what should go on the Tower...

 

[Salvador Dali]

I'm willing to contribute my questionable art skills for the greater occult pooner tarot gods

The Pooner - Rat relationship gave me the idea to make this:

Ratatpounie
Coming to a theatre near you

 

[Procrastinhater]

So, Wands is the Packer. It's phallic.
Swords-T-shots? Bindyboi also works.
Cups-rats work, but aren't quite yonic enough.
Pentacles-Agree with the gages. It fits the disk motif if nothing else.
I've got the Postmodern Art Tarot, the Russian Icon Tarot, and the Science Tarot, as well as the 7th Sea Sorte Deck (Or, let's re-skin the tarot), and the good old Rider Waite.

Either way, Poon and Troon provide a great series of images for the Tarot.

Gunther and Ayden belong on the Lovers.
Still debating what should go on the Tower...

The classic Waite deck is still one of my favorites.
The Tower is a hard one.
I'd have L'il Pooner as either the Fool or the Empress and Big Pooner as the Emperor.
What about the Hanged Man?

 

[keytar]

Those sound workable.
I can't draw for shit myself sadly, but I can think up some ideas, I've got a few different decks I could use for inspiration, I've got a fair sized library of Occult shit, I used to collect it when I was younger.
As well as the Crowley/McGregor Mathers style decks I've got a neat Lovecraft Cthulu Mythos deck thats got some good designs, its the Donald Tyson one, with the Deep Ones as the Wands (or Swords I'll have to dig it out its in a box in my game room) I think it'd make a great idea. We could even get them printed up.

So, Wands is the Packer. It's phallic.
Swords-T-shots? Bindyboi also works.
Cups-rats work, but aren't quite yonic enough.
Pentacles-Agree with the gages. It fits the disk motif if nothing else.
I've got the Postmodern Art Tarot, the Russian Icon Tarot, and the Science Tarot, as well as the 7th Sea Sorte Deck (Or, let's re-skin the tarot), and the good old Rider Waite.

Either way, Poon and Troon provide a great series of images for the Tarot.

Gunther and Ayden belong on the Lovers.
Still debating what should go on the Tower...

T-shots as swords is a good call! Now the pressing philosophical question of our time is 'how do we make rats more yonic' lmao. Can they be all female rats?

Also wanna plug this thread for Tarot sperging, it's sadly a bit disused and I don't have much to add to it atm but I like hearing about people's cards

 

[Procrastinhater]

T-shots as swords is a good call! Now the pressing philosophical question of our time is 'how do we make rats more yonic' lmao. Can they be all female rats?

Yeah T Shots works well.
As for the Rats, its a Pooner deck, the whole fucking thing is Yonic.

 

[keytar]

I can see the Chariot as Lil Pooner from that one drawing where s/he Gets There and is mega ripped.

ETA - OG Lil Pooner should definitely be the Fool. The guileless expression is just perfect.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Possible Minor Pooner Arcana:

• Wands -> Packers or Phallos, providing the confidence of a Real Dood but mainly bc lol phallic.
• Swords -> Bindybois, the Pooner in conflict with Poonself.
• Cups -> Rats. love is stored in the rat.
• Pentacles -> Oversized ear jewelries maybe? They seem to be the most commonly shown material possession of the Pooner.

I think the Crowley Thoth deck or maybe the Waite one the Pentacles are Disks anyway so ear gauges work perfectly.
Its been a while since I've looked at them tbh.
Definitely think rats work for Cups.
A Pooner deck sounds neat and it could be the inspiration for some really unique Pooner art.
I wonder if any of the Reddit Pooner artists lurking the Zoo want to step up?
No I won't pay you.
Your reward is recognition and my undying respect.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I think the Crowley Thoth deck or maybe the Waite one the Pentacles are Disks anyway so ear gauges work perfectly.
Its been a while since I've looked at them tbh.
Definitely think rats work for Cups.
A Pooner deck sounds neat and it could be the inspiration for some really unique Pooner art.
I wonder if any of the Reddit Pooner artists lurking the Zoo want to step up?
No I won't pay you.
Your reward is recognition and my undying respect.

I want to say the Hanged Man might be the repper.

Death...phalloplasty?
Course, that's dealing more with symbolic meaning of the card and not art meaning. The question becomes, how much of a break from the standard does one want to go.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I want to say the Hanged Man might be the repper.

Death...phalloplasty?
Course, that's dealing more with symbolic meaning of the card and not art meaning. The question becomes, how much of a break from the standard does one want to go.

Its a Pooner Deck, it doesn't have to deadly serious, we aren't gonna ask the Astrum Argentum to give us an endorsement (yet) so I say go wild, if we have more than one design we could pick the winner.

 

[keytar]

I want to say the Hanged Man might be the repper.

Death...phalloplasty?
Course, that's dealing more with symbolic meaning of the card and not art meaning. The question becomes, how much of a break from the standard does one want to go.

I like the idea of going with the symbolic meaning rather than the exact image, but all the better if the 2 line up. The repper being a Hanged Man would work there. Or maybe Temperance?

Phallo or yeeted teets would make a good Death as that's a point of no return. The Tower could be an unfortunate Pooner losing its phallo, or else a big tower-sized phallo falling down if we wanted to make it look more like the actual card. What the fuck am I typing right now

Would Gunther make a suitable Emperor...?