Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[TremendousBoredom]

I love that the feature is just “Pooners.” No explanation, no warning, nothing.

It kinda speaks for itself. Amusingly, they seem to be infecting all lolcow adjacent spaces, though fairly certain we had something of a head start on collecting them.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

This thread has been great. Some of these pooners have actually had me crying with laughter. I get they're gross but some of them are so viciously cynical and obscene that they feel like a weird call-back to old 4chan. There is a special flavour of scorn poured into some of these that could only come from a woman.

I'm also looking forward to how this abomination spreads and grows, and the first articles on Vice about the "problematic new hate meme".

 

[Chao Garden]

The ftm thread on lolcow is a cesspit right now but they also revealed that pooners are now B&

Literally 1984.

 

[BulkForceFive]

I love that the feature is just “Pooners.” No explanation, no warning, nothing.

Blood is upon Null's hands for this (period blood, obviously)

 

[Zoobles]

They are all talentless hacks and ugly is simply easier to draw than beautiful. They exist solely to lower the bar

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I was wondering what these things remind me of and I just remembered. They are like the Fooglies from Spy Kids.

 

[Socrates]

If you swapped Patrick Bateman from American Psycho out with an AFAB tranny this is what the diary the secretary finds at the end would be filled with.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I didn't need to know this existed, but now that I do, I have significantly more evidence that this country needs to be turned into fucking glass and we need a restart.

 

[Meiwaku]

YES MORE CONVERTS

POON FOR THE POON GOD

 

[DumbDude43]

The ftm thread on lolcow is a cesspit right now but they also revealed that pooners are now B&
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Literally 1984.

tranny janny hard at work

 

[RealtreeByGod]

AGP Lovecraft is admittedly a pretty funny name.

 

[Gordon PPman]

they often are described as smelling like Tuna or rotten fish, as FtM Fujoshis typically have terrible hygeine

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

 

[Meiwaku]

Any day I get to watch Internet veterans find a NEW gross/funny thing that pushes their limits of reality is a good day.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

Rotdog or frankendick seems to be the accepted term.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I didn't think it was possible to top troonjak/troonson but holy shit this is fuking gold dood

 

[Meiwaku]

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

Rot dogs is what they're called in the SRS thread. The ways they're made is something I encourage everyone to look up and view as well as the 60%+ complication rate including ones where they need to milk out piss or lose fine motor control in their arm that got degloved . Sometimes you get a stricture which is where there's tightening in the urethra and you end up unable to piss normally PLUS you piss INSIDE yourself during urination!

I would like to add said thread managed to detrans and surgery NOPE out a few tranners so if it can fix the troons the general public should view. There are custom pooners from the thread.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

Rot dogs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Pooners" look like some vaguely amphibian-ish alien species from a "soft science fiction" space opera.

 

[goodmaxxedfyre]

In all seriousness taking a look at the "digital self harm" route as someone mentioned earlier makes sense, it makes me feel ill and I am sad people actually get this surgery thinking it will improve their life and solve their problems

 

[Mango Cobra]

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Jesus man, spoiler that shit. SFW site.