Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[DumbDude43]

I fucking love these. They're such a raw expression of undiluted mental sickness. Like mainlining black tar heroin or something, it's amazing.

i absolutely fucking hate them for the same reason
seeing this kind of derangement and knowing that girls like that actually exist is very unnerving, makes me feel despair
with mtf trannies i can look at rope troonjaks and just laugh without giving a fuck, but the shit in this thread hits differently, it's distressing and unsettling

 

[Johan Schmidt]

i absolutely fucking hate them for the same reason
seeing this kind of derangement and knowing that girls like that actually exist is very unnerving, makes me feel despair
with mtf trannies i can look at rope troonjaks and just laugh without giving a fuck, but the shit in this thread hits differently, it's distressing and unsettling

IKR! I legit couldn't formulate a sentence here for a good like 2 minutes when I got to the end of the thread. It's such a deeply unpleasant thing to look at, because so many young women are looking at it as well but going "Oh yeah, that's me!". It's like watching a suicide in slow motion.

EDIT: I genuinely feel like the monkeys in 2001 staring at the monolith. Just baffled and horrified, and confused, and amazed by what I'm seeing.

EDIT2: Honestly, it's genuinely art to me. This is like someone live streaming their slow suicide by exsanguination. It's such an impotent, frustrated, raw thing; and so fucking stupid at the same time. How do you help someone like this? I don't think you can. I'm still not explaining myself very well. Like, you know when you see videos of guys killing themselves and you just can't look away? This is on the same level, and I know that sounds retarded, but the way they see themselves is so vile, and so honestly self hating that I want to see more.

 

[Hepativore]

Pooners look like they came out of the Binding of Isaac game, in fact, I would not be surprised if there is a mod somewhere that adds them as an enemy type.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Pooners look like they came out of the Binding of Isaac game, in fact, I would not be surprised if there is a mod somewhere that adds them as an enemy type.

The (Boobie) Binding of Isaac

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Great OP, at no point was I able to discern the worthwhile information in this thread, but I'm glad there are a new breed of people out there simple enough to entertain that make it matter without me. I miss the old internet.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Has the blobfish meme already been posted? I don’t want to unintentionally repost.

But anyhow, I had a co-worker of mine who loved watching Roosh V and Return of Kings. She decided to become a man to become “stronger” than women and said she felt liberated by it.

Yup. The resemblance has been noticed, both here and by pooners.
A creature that only looks like it does thanks to being brought into an environment it doesn't belong in, that eventually? Kills it and leaves behind a deformed corpse.

 

[LanceHaver]

These pooners are way too far down the ironic shitpost rabbithole, my favourite pooners are ones that make fun of all the FtM tropes a la troonjak, as opposed to looking like some strange attempt at post-modern art

Also it should be noted that the fetishising of self-hatred/misgendering among pooners is much higher than among your standard MtF troon - there is an entire subreddit dedicated to it:

WARNING - SICK NSFW SHIT:

r/ftmspunished

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www.reddit.com

That subreddit banned misgendering fetish threads a while ago, much to the dismay of its members. It's full of pooners talking about how they are trying to turn their clitoris into a penis and asking people to call it pathetic. You were warned

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

These guys look like sock monkeys.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I still can’t really find the words to describe what the fuck it is I’m seeing so I’ll just settle for “It’s avant-garde.”

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

This is quite literally the worst thing I have ever looked at.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's full of pooners talking about how they are trying to turn their clitoris into a penis and asking people to call it pathetic.

Truly there is no bottom to the pit of degeneracy.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Rot dogs is what they're called in the SRS thread. The ways they're made is something I encourage everyone to look up and view as well as the 60%+ complication rate including ones where they need to milk out piss or lose fine motor control in their arm that got degloved . Sometimes you get a stricture which is where there's tightening in the urethra and you end up unable to piss normally PLUS you piss INSIDE yourself during urination!

Congratulations, you actually made me slightly queasy in real life reading that.

I should become a monk in Mount Athos and clean my soul and eyes of this abomination.

Hecc yeah, dood! No silly girls allowed, only us duderinos! Based and orthodoxpilled, king!

The (Boobie) Binding of Isaac

The Pooner DLC adds a new usable item, the Binder of Isaac. Wearing it spawns a li'l pooner familiar that pelts enemies with packers and occasionally its pet rat.

Also a new passive item, the Rotdog. A multihued frankenphallo that is attached one inch below the navel and leaves a constant trail of blood and pus in Isaac's wake, it permanently summons a swarm of three flies.

 

[Piss Bear]

These guys look like sock monkeys.

Oh fuck you're right HAHAHA

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

this thread is some real anthropology.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

This is less disturbing.

 

[umami's milk]

Lmao it's like men discovering lolcow.farm for the first time again.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Jesus this was a wild ride at the zoo.

This really helps illustrate the bizzare inner conflicts FTM of pooners have and their pure distain for MTF troons.

It’s really fascinating. FTM tend to pass much better, But even then they can’t help but harshly and critically self evaluate themselves and be hyper aware of how the rest of the world sees them. whats really
interesting is that MtF troons never seem to have this kind of introspection, or at least will never verbalize it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a troon post a troon Jack, but ITT alone I’ve seen many FtM post pooners or a reference to themselves as a pooners.

I don’t know why anyone would waste money going to college to study gender studies when they could just view the kiwi farms for free.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

These guys look like sock monkeys.

yeah I've sewn critters with big dumb lips like that out of socks, complete with shoddy sutures and mismatched fabric

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Having met a Pooner IRL this is fucking hilarious, but I am in agreement with many of the posters here, I feel like the OP needs some work.

 

[SenorCurditos]

This site will never cease in its ability to horrify and burden me with the unbearable weight of knowing such things exist.