Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slur Generator]

I have a short and complete description of pooner mentality "I'm not like other girls"

 

[BeetleBug242]

(sorry it won't let me reply)
My father is a nurse, and coworkers he works with have a kid who goes by elf pronouns. He has also had someone come up to him personally and show him pictures of litter boxes that were being put in some of the local schools.

I figured it was time to let him know about it, I've got a little sister to watch out for. It's a fucking scary time

 

[AGPinochet]

Would you have anal sex with a pre op pooner? Asking for research purposes...

why anal if she's still pre op though

They'd probably find it as gender affirming or whatever. I'd imagine a pooner wouldn't want to use their vagina. That'd be gay as fuck.

Some guys have just watched too much porn. Anal sex have become normalized.

If you engage in sodomy with a woman you are a faggot, women have perfectly good orifices to penetrate called Vaginas sperg rant end/

 

[Fishcakes]

HE killed six people, bigot.

 

[soapy124]

had someone come up to him personally and show him pictures of litter boxes that were being put in some of the local schools.

while i do agree with you that elf pronouns are probably as retarded as it gets, the litter boxes/buckets in schools are because of service animals or school shootings, or so ive heard - cant give you an exact answer because i dont live in the us

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I knew someone had to fucking do it. And yep...someone did it.

 

[Inside your walls]

I've stumbled upon this being reblogged in my anti-troon sphere.

(Kinda sad how tomboys who aren't even ugly and can have an aesthetic going on
choose to skinwalk as pre-pubescent anime nerd)

Because this girl's attempt in being a boy in the middle suspiciously resembles
the official Sims 4 pooner, I got inspired.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Do we have pics or medical stories on this? Imagine an FtM going to town on some girl only for their pooner boner to just come off.

The SRS thread has multiple stories of rotdog failures, from Pooners using pumps on their Metoidoplasty Clits to try to make them bigger, and blowing out holes out of their clits with the negative pressure difference, to implant failures where the implant erodes out of the rotdog and the Pooner doesn't notice until its too late because rotdogs are iust nerveless flesh rolls, to rotdogs just plain getting infected and starting to literally rot, or the sutures connecting them to the Pooners crotch starting to suffer dehiscence (where a surgical wound fails to heal and splits open) the SRS thread is full of extremely Islamic examples of rotdog failures.
I'd advise against reading that thread while you're eating, or just after.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Cisgay here who has been asked to "proofread" some fujo shit.

"poof-read"

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Tried a new style. Still not a man lil pooner

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Pronouns are Shemp/Shemps

pronouns are Dear/Leader

now that i think about it, a LOT of these poons are heavy on the Kim

 

[Fapcop]

I've stumbled upon this being reblogged in my anti-troon sphere.
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(Kinda sad how tomboys who aren't even ugly and can have an aesthetic going on
choose to skinwalk as pre-pubescent anime nerd)

Because this girl's attempt in being a boy in the middle suspiciously resembles
the official Sims 4 pooner, I got inspired.

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Jeeesus, that progression is fucking scary.

From elfin Tom girl to whatever that thing in the last picture is. You can literally SEE her IQ drop.

 

[MILPOOL__]

I've stumbled upon this being reblogged in my anti-troon sphere.
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(Kinda sad how tomboys who aren't even ugly and can have an aesthetic going on
choose to skinwalk as pre-pubescent anime nerd)

That is so tragic to see. She was so cute before and now she looks like a greasy pedo you would see lurking down by the pier.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

often a woman who's (a) financially desperate (b) drugged up (c) refugee, or all of the above.

Finantially desperate men just get jobs.

Always going back to the same takes where women are perpetual victims with no agency and anything morally questionable they do is because men force them to.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

"poof-read"

Ironically, more or less.
Also, going to agree with the fujo who replied about the random intrusion of "let's make this character FtM for....reasons"
Validation via fucked up fanfiction.
The internet may in fact have been a mistake.

 

[DumbDude43]

Finantially desperate men just get jobs.

not all, some just do crime instead lol

but either way, the level of financial desperation that would actually excuse/justify the decision to do porn/prostitution/crime does not exist in western nations.
like, we're at the point where the welfare state enables people to be NEET for life. this includes 'refugees' btw, millions of those parasites flood into europe every year to do exactly that.

this old "she was young and needed the money" excuse simply does not apply in current year.

 

[AfghanBlue]

motherload from https://www.teddit.net/user/bitchmittz/submitted/

some of these may be repeats, I for sure have seen some of the stuff on her submitted page here before, but i did my best to pick out stuff i havent seen here personally.

Spoiler: to be expected

this one titled 'I love my fat trans body!'



bit of an artistic departure here, I like it.


genuine poonshrine... I think we already knew this is baby3's alt, her other comments imply that she is indeed taking testosterone.

Also- this troll poon tiktok looks like it might be pretty funny..

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Fujo here.

Think of the rabbits, Lennie.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

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genuine poonshrine... I think we already knew this is baby3's alt, her other comments imply that she is indeed taking testosterone.

So, the Poonshrine isn't Bitchmittz's work.
That particular bit of Poonsanity is from Female to Mozart from 4chan's /LGBT/ .

The person who brought us this depiction of the poonsack.



And I'm not sure Bitchmittz is a Babybabybaby222 alt. What little new stuff Babybabybaby has posted? Has been direct to 4chan.

 

[YumeNoHero]

This thread should be classified as major health hazard to the eyes